the_knightstrider

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I wondered if it was just me that thought this guy was a complete fool, I googled his name and here I am. Just watched his latest vlog where Moobs and Mrs are wandering around Los Gigantes, Andrew wearing a ridiculous shirt moaning alot of bars of shut by 8pm. After shoving his camera in everyone's faces that are trying to eat or drink the wine conessuer sits down to enjoy "a glass of sweet Canarian wine" which is basically house wine that probably €2 a bottle. Each vlog his face gets fatter and smoother, thing he is borrowing some of Lara's Botox. His constant whining that he is "Busy" really does get on my nerves, what business owner gets the time to vlof everyday while filling his face with endless "very hot" grande grande. The endless tites9me vlogs where Laura fills her face with every sweet treat at Disney and surrounding parks is beyond laughable, with Andrew buying 10 pairs of socks and undies at the best shop in the world. What planet are these two weirdos on? They are both child like and only seem to have the annoying Wilsons as true friends? Not to mention the news vlogs where Andrew just reads out headlines from the Canarian Weekly and usually gets the information wrong while he beats on about his beloved Oakley glasses which look like he has bought them from tge local Jimmy man. If his tits get any bigger he will need to borrow Laura's bra.
 
The video is beyond cringe, what an embaressment, she s not the best.

Andrew is such a self righteous twit, constantly giving it the big un that he lives in Tenerife. Anyone would think he is the only expat to live there, he has been there 8 years and can't even pronounce the place names correctly. I remember seeing a blog where Laura explained how she packs her case then Andrew sat on his budget airline flight showing us the menu??? Shock horror, Andrew now telling us what to expect on a flight. I'm waiting for the vlog where he shows us how to use the toilet and how to tie our shoe laces in the morning.
 
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Reno70 said:
The video is beyond cringe, what an embaressment, she s not the best.

Andrew is such a self righteous twit, constantly giving it the big un that he lives in Tenerife. Anyone would think he is the only expat to live there, he has been there 8 years and can't even pronounce the place names correctly. I remember seeing a blog where Laura explained how she packs her case then Andrew sat on his budget airline flight showing us the menu??? Shock horror, Andrew now telling us what to expect on a flight. I'm waiting for the vlog where he shows us how to use the toilet and how to tie our shoe laces in the morning.
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Yeah been there 8 years and still living in an apartment the size of a shoebox. Clearly the car hire business which daddy supplied has not been a success which probably explains why poor Laura was forced into whoring herself on the internet in the most humiliating fashion.
 
Been there 8 years, dosnt speak a word of Spanish,lives in a shoebox with holes in the sofa , his place looks like a dump. The guy really is a joker. Not so long ago he was telling us how you can't hire a car in Tenerife as it was all so "busy" a quick Google of the hire car company I use had availability?? He constantly plugs his hire car company which Daddy bought for him, a few years ago he worked In a bar and also did PR work which hardly pays the bills. He is not liked in Tenerife hence why he chooses the bars he goes in.
Loved it the other day when he got a bit giddy after having 1 pint and rubbing it all in our faces how much we pay in the UK. twit.
 
In one of his latest vlogs he goes down Playa Paraiso and goes in 2 coffee shops where they completely blank him and dont serve him. Andrew complains stating its the same everywhere sine the Pandemic???? Er no mate, they are blanking you as they don't want you shoving the camera in their faces! But yeah he will be on his way to The Tandori Hut soon tossing off over the chicken cheese tikka
 
They are so full of themselves every where they go for some reason, I just don't get it. What man gets his eyebrows done? Plus that stupid hair line he has shaved in to his hair.
The twit has now jumped on the Ukraine band wagon, how dare he after taking the money for the volcano videos that he didn't even record
 
Reno70 said:
Been there 8 years, dosnt speak a word of Spanish,lives in a shoebox with holes in the sofa , his place looks like a dump. The guy really is a joker. Not so long ago he was telling us how you can't hire a car in Tenerife as it was all so "busy" a quick Google of the hire car company I use had availability?? He constantly plugs his hire car company which Daddy bought for him, a few years ago he worked In a bar and also did PR work which hardly pays the bills. He is not liked in Tenerife hence why he chooses the bars he goes in.
Loved it the other day when he got a bit giddy after having 1 pint and rubbing it all in our faces how much we pay in the UK. twit.
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I'd be embarrassed to buy a 1 euro pint and then leave! Struggling bars use it as a marketing ploy to get you through the door to then spend more money. To spend a euro and then leave is a complete cheek. You would certainly at the very least leave a tip but we all know Andrew didn't do this as he would have made sure we knew about it.

Regarding Tandoori Hut, has anyone ever ordered a chicken pakora which comes without a dipping sauce? no me neither... has to be the most miserable and dry chicken pakora you'll ever see and yet Andrew orders it every time.
 
Rubbing his hands with glee as he orders his chicken tikka with cheese and cheesy chips??? While the brown nose owner tells him how great the food is! Andrews big fat shiny head looks very strange on this one and seems to be botoxed out. Laura sat there with her 80s hair do and constantly told "your hair looks great". It's Divali but seems to have a Turkish belly dancer doing the rounds in the restaurant??? Can't wait for the next ridiculous vlog where Andrew gets back on the high fat diet and walks round in circles looking for his next Leche Leche Grande, Muy ciliente!!! Tossa
 
Reno70 said:
Rubbing his hands with glee as he orders his chicken tikka with cheese and cheesy chips??? While the brown nose owner tells him how great the food is! Andrews big fat shiny head looks very strange on this one and seems to be botoxed out. Laura sat there with her 80s hair do and constantly told "your hair looks great". It's Divali but seems to have a Turkish belly dancer doing the rounds in the restaurant??? Can't wait for the next ridiculous vlog where Andrew gets back on the high fat diet and walks round in circles looking for his next Leche Leche Grande, Muy ciliente!!! Tossa
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Yes I notice that an Indian restaurant has a Turkish belly dancer 😂
 
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