The Tim Tracker #86 Loser, Boozer, and Toddler Snoozer

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My husband and I went to SeaWorld yesterday. We did not see TTT, but based on the video, we probably missed being in the same area near the Nautilus theater by about 20-30 min. I can’t believe how much he ate. Not only was it a lot of food for one person, but it was blazing hot yesterday! I hate to say it, but I hope he threw most of that away. My husband and I will often buy 1 15 punch lanyard for their festivals and, even when we share all our samples and don’t really eat much before going, we still can barely do half of the 15 punches in a day (we only do the lanyards if we know we will be going back in time to use it).
 
2020planner said:
UGH. I cannot stand this guy.

BUT I love being able to see "behind the scenes" that he films.

My screengrabs are kinda blurry but starting @3:46 or so of the vlog, you can see Tim and Jenn walking ahead of Charmaine and Chris.

Alone.

Like you said - where the hell is J. ???

"Sorry, J., Mommy and Daddy have to run ahead of everyone to get a prime filming spot for the "pirate show."
You stay away with Lyn and Grandma and Grandpa... The vlog comes FIRST, not YOU!"


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Holy unflattering angles, Batman. 😅 That is so weird. These two are the worst. SEE YA BUD, GOTTA GET TO THIS LAME ASS PIRATE SHOW. THE WORLD IS OUR PALM TREE!" 🥴

Is Jenn wearing that on her head for pirate night or to hide the grease in her hair?
 
Kikichick22 said:
Dim.
CLOSE YOUR bleeping MOUTH!!
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Your eyes…
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Hey Timmy boy close your mouth we don't want to see it disgusting just like your wife wobble jen
xmasbdaygirl said:
Proof that Jenn doesn't listen to these videos as she's editing. When Tim is talking about the new coaster, showing the track behind the fence, he says, we're going to insert a photo from the parking lot <now> and it just cuts to the next scene. Then when he's talking about whatever house in the Wild Arctic exhibit, he says, we're going to show you the video from that house last year <now> then nothing.

Jenn--this is supposedly your job. You're a terrible parent and an even worse video editor. Try to put some effort into something in your life, besides the obvious eating.
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Jembo you're horrible mother and
Stop stuffing your damm face wobble

Southpaw33 said:
Holy unflattering angles, Batman. 😅 That is so weird. These two are the worst. SEE YA BUD, GOTTA GET TO THIS LAME ASS PIRATE SHOW. THE WORLD IS OUR PALM TREE!" 🥴

Is Jenn wearing that on her head for pirate night or to hide the grease in her hair?
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To hide the grease in her head fat lazy greasy slob
 
Southpaw33 said:
Holy unflattering angles, Batman. 😅 That is so weird. These two are the worst. SEE YA BUD, GOTTA GET TO THIS LAME ASS PIRATE SHOW. THE WORLD IS OUR PALM TREE!" 🥴

Is Jenn wearing that on her head for pirate night or to hide the grease in her hair?
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I know. It really IS sad. I mean, there's kids all around waiting for the show to start in those few seconds' worth of clip. And then there's Tim and Jenn - as if they were a childless couple - charging in the lead of a bleeping Disney vlogger dipshit duo to a prime spot for filming. :rolleyes:

Sorry, J. It's past your "bedtime" see a nice show and some fireworks...but we'll be sure to tell everyone - on camera of course! - that we So WiSH ThaT JacKsOn CouLD hAVE SeEn IT, iT waS so GoOd, You GuyZzzzzzzz.

Trackers, as usual = 🖕
 
cari_ said:
My husband and I went to SeaWorld yesterday. We did not see TTT, but based on the video, we probably missed being in the same area near the Nautilus theater by about 20-30 min. I can’t believe how much he ate. Not only was it a lot of food for one person, but it was blazing hot yesterday! I hate to say it, but I hope he threw most of that away. My husband and I will often buy 1 15 punch lanyard for their festivals and, even when we share all our samples and don’t really eat much before going, we still can barely do half of the 15 punches in a day (we only do the lanyards if we know we will be going back in time to use it).
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My wife and I went to the festival this spring and combined could not eat the 18 items we got with the pass holder lanyard. We gave 5 or 6 choices to parents and their kids who were at booths looking but did not have a lanyard. Surely he saved some food for his next trip.
 
mjm9 said:
😆 My bad!
In my haste to post I thought that was a piece of chicken or fish!

Goes to show how the Bojos are determined to raise J$ exclusively on carb heavy beige foods! 🤦🏻‍♀️


I’m waiting to see how Brayden’s new YT channel pans out.


BLAB ARE THE ABSOLUTE WORST PEOPLE!!
I can’t believe they pull this shite, 5 minutes before DL park closing! 😡
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I agree BLAB are the worst, we got a new song today about these grifters, here's the video... 😂





We need a good song for the Slackers too!
 
The REAL Karen McCoy said:
I agree BLAB are the worst, we got a new song today about these grifters, here's the video... 😂





We need a good song for the Slackers too!
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This is courtesy of Tom Wambsgans.
BLAB is a favorite subject, apparently.

We even got a shout out! 😂
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I believe what the video I am posting was linked the other day. A comment to the video above took me back to the Louis channel.
It is amazing how hypocritical T&J are in this.
But BLAB are THE WORST!
 
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2020planner said:
Because people would mistakenly be trying to take them for viruses left and right. And they don't work on viruses, or even some infections, and can even worsen some things if taken incorrectly - or lead to bacterial infections in their own right - or overuse creates superbugs / bacteria resistant to aforesaid ABs.

[speaking from experience of being one who was on prescribed ABs since I was a child 40+ years ago for everything under the sun and ruined my gut bc of them]
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I forget sometimes America is full of Tim and Gin Trackers that don’t understand basic medication rules.

However, to play devil’s advocate here: one can abuse something as simple as ibuprofen and kill themselves and/or ruin their liver if they don’t take it as directed on the bottle.
 
Bored. Scrolling through YT.
A few months ago FRE had put out a post asking people what old TTT video should he/she take on next.
Someone mentioned “I Don’t Want to Grow Up” (10-5-10)
Here are some screenshots
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Tim’s future conversation with Jackson

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And we want to punch you, and especially Dejennerate, in the face all the time now!

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🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

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Yet he will leave his barely 2 year old son sleeping in the van, on the side of the road in Hawaii, so he and Dejennerate can walk on the beach!?
 
The REAL Karen McCoy said:
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We need a good song for the Slackers too!
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Hmm, I just tried writing some lyrics for a chorus, but could only get so far before getting writer’s block. Creating lyrics is hard, you guyzzz…

I hate Jenn
You hate Jenn
We all hate Jenn
Because she’s a useless ….

And, that’s where I get stuck. I feel sure there’s a suitable word that would finish this off, but what could it be? 🤔
 
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mjm9 said:
Bored. Scrolling through YT.
A few months ago FRE had put out a post asking people what old TTT video should he/she take on next.
Someone mentioned “I Don’t Want to Grow Up” (10-5-10)
Here are some screenshots
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Tim’s future conversation with Jackson

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And we want to punch you, and especially Dejennerate, in the face all the time now!

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🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

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Twas I.
This vlog flew under the radar.
 
LobCheapek said:
I forget sometimes America is full of Tim and Gin Trackers that don’t understand basic medication rules.

However, to play devil’s advocate here: one can abuse something as simple as ibuprofen and kill themselves and/or ruin their liver if they don’t take it as directed on the bottle.
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But you duck your own liver. Unregulated antibiotic consumption screws us all as bacteria become resistant to them and then life becomes much more risky all round.
 
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