The Tim Tracker #77 Walking on Eggshells and Banana Peels

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I'm sure that Dim's parents regretted that vacation on a lot of levels. I even wonder if they were going to attempt to find a way to quietly exited all together and were thwarted when their idiot son announced the trip and that they were coming. Honestly though, it should've been eye opening to them at how many issues are going there if they weren't aware already-and I'm guessing they were. They probably "spoil" J$ as Jenbo and Dim have stated because they know their narcissist parents won't give them a rat's ass time of day. Hence, probably the candy overload at Easter because they knew Jimbo was probably going to eat at least 75% of the basket and that they would give the buddy dirty Teddy Grams is eggs buried in the ground. That still grosses me out. I'm honestly surprised none of them got pinworms or something after that little stunt. They really should be glad the only thing they dealt with was a stomach bug.

And just read about turtle gate last year. I think it makes me even have more disdain for them before. Always talking about conserving unless it involves THEIR vacation.

Also, if they really liked cruising that much $50K could probably buy them a pretty decent boat. Also for $50K you could probably charter a private yacht at that price. Or, you know, pay your taxes.
 
Home Vlog Time....

Dim really wants to take J$ swimming, but J$ doesn't want to.

They are going to get fruit at the grocery store...watch they some how don't get fruit for J$.

SALVO!

GINNBO IS IN THE FRONT SEAT WITH J$ IN THE BACK!

NO STANNY TO BE FOUND!

They get J$ generic thin pretzel rods....lame

Their "massive" Publix haul

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Ginn is so lazy that she not only doesn't wrap Christmas and Birth Day presents...SHE DOESN'T EVEN WRAP HER GOD DAMN SANDWICH WRAP!

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Ginn "acting" showing how much she "loves" her prop.

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Apparently living with Succubus Ginn has the same effects on a person as being President during the Civil War did to Lincoln.

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And Now It's Time to Splu said:
I'm sure that Dim's parents regretted that vacation on a lot of levels. I even wonder if they were going to attempt to find a way to quietly exited all together and were thwarted when their idiot son announced the trip and that they were coming. Honestly though, it should've been eye opening to them at how many issues are going there if they weren't aware already-and I'm guessing they were.
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I also wonder what the nieces think about all the toys Jackson has and all the trips he has done in his 2.5 years of life.

They have to be subjected to birthday gifts picked up last minute at Walmart on the drive to their parties. And take a ride to a Disney port, just to wave at a DCL ship they might never have to privilege to board as a child.
Talk about child cruelty!
 
peteykirch said:
Home Vlog Time....

Dim really wants to take J$ swimming, but J$ doesn't want to.

They are going to get fruit at the grocery store...watch they some how don't get fruit for J$.

SALVO!

GINNBO IS IN THE FRONT SEAT WITH J$ IN THE BACK!

NO STANNY TO BE FOUND!

They get J$ generic thin pretzel rods....lame

Their "massive" Publix haul

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Ginn is so lazy that she not only doesn't wrap Christmas and Birth Day presents...SHE DOESN'T EVEN WRAP HER GOD DAMN SANDWICH WRAP!

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Ginn "acting" showing how much she "loves" her prop.

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Apparently living with Succubus Ginn has the same effects on a person as being President during the Civil War did to Lincoln.

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What is with all the seltzer water? Can they not drink just plain water?
J$‘s speech is so garbled. All he wants is fruit- no swimming just fruit. Good lord every cell in his little body must be craving some decent nutrition.
 
Kikichick22 said:
No. Just NO.
They both look like freaks.
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Bug-eyed Tim and his invisible lips.

Jenn had to make sure to tell Jackson she loves him while the camera was rolling. Does she ever do this off-camera? Actions speak louder than words, Jenn.

Do you spend every waking minute on the cruise ship with your son? No, you can’t even bear to sacrifice your Remy meals for time with him. Only wannabes like you are overly impressed with Remys. Why do you need to go there on every cruise? For time away from Jackson.
 
Blessyourheart said:
What is with all the seltzer water? Can they not drink just plain water?
J$‘s speech is so garbled. All he wants is fruit- no swimming just fruit. Good lord every cell in his little body must be craving some decent nutrition.
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It's probably a lame attempt to be healthy. I do like sparkling water, but it is really bad for your teeth. Really, they have decent tap water so they shouldn't even have to buy water. I envy them for that. I have to buy ridiculously expensive bottle water since our water her is not drinkable (seriously, we get warning all the time not to drink and it taste horrible).

And even the car gets a bath before Jenbo
 
She seriously writes these descriptions like she's 10 years old and writing in her diary. #CARWASH (wtf, is she trying to attract people who watch videos of car washes for fun?). Here's a rewrite of your description Ginn: "Join us for another home vlog as we juggle grocery shopping and a blabbing drooly toddler we exploit for fake cuddles. This vlog includes a showcase of the little fruit we bought to make room for all the plastic bottled water even though we love to sanctimoniously preach about environmentalism. Then, we shoot the tit with aimless conversation like questioning Netflix's decisions and as a bonus we show off even more excessive junk! We may or may not have a new vlog out tomorrow, it depends on my mood, mercury rising or in retrograde, whether or not it's raining, and how many Bravo shows I need to catch up on."

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And why does she always say "we missed hanging out with you guys at home"? Then STAY HOME witch and stop whining about it.
 
Well I tried. I really did try. I tried to watch the home vlog but got maybe 2 minutes in and regretted it immediately. Dimothy if you have to “repeat” everything your child says I would be asking myself “what is wrong with this”. Also you shitheads you live in Florida. Why does all outdoor sports activities (eg. new basketball hoop) have to be placed indoors? Give your kid some fresh air. Let him run around outside. Enjoy the Florida sunshine. And I won’t even get started with jinnyfatlines. Seriously giving meal ideas. Wow. this coming from the same person who doesn’t know how to cook unless it comes in a box delivered to her with pictures. and she still burns it. Put the camera down and clean your pig sty.
 
Tim: "As you know we're trying to eat a little bit healthier." Tim, we saw the cruise videos. If healthier means eating three servings of pork at every meal, then you might be the healthiest man in existence. Those chocolate covered raspberries won't help either - there are 7 grams of added sugar in every 4 raspberries...and how many would we guess T/J eat in a single sitting? In case the fam didn't get enough sugar, Jenn added some to their salad dressing (???).

My god are they spoiling that kid. They're teaching him that anywhere he goes he'll always get a present. Go to the grocery store? Get a cookie. Go to the barber? Get a rainbow ball. Exist? Get a new basketball hoop.
 
TBF that tortellini salad is probably one of the more healthier things they have made as of late but...cheese and portion control. Ugh, I made some tortellini (first time I've been able to find a gluten free version) for two last Friday and each of their portions is about what comes in a package. So far I've gotten about four servings for myself off of the meal and my SO got maybe three servings off of his. I probably have at least one more serving of tortellini left so that's eight servings all together. Also, I made homemade marinara sauce with mine and we had meatballs with it but seriously those portions were huge.
 
Remember when Dim tried to convince us J$ was going to be getting less tablet screen time? 😆

They don't even put his turkey sandwich on a plate (that would require washing it afterward or putting it in the dishwasher - ugh, too much work). A sandwich and some pretzels. What a lovely brown meal. HEY DID YOU GUYS SEE HE'S EATING PRETZELS? Now what about from this angle? Oooh, look, pretzel eating from yet another angle! Pretzels pretzels pretzels!

"I don't know where he got the idea of pretzels from." I don't know Ginn, it's not like he mostly hangs out with another adult named Lyn or anything.
 
Quasimodo said:
She seriously writes these descriptions like she's 10 years old and writing in her diary. #CARWASH (wtf, is she trying to attract people who watch videos of car washes for fun?). Here's a rewrite of your description Ginn: "Join us for another home vlog as we juggle grocery shopping and a blabbing drooly toddler we exploit for fake cuddles. This vlog includes a showcase of the little fruit we bought to make room for all the plastic bottled water even though we love to sanctimoniously preach about environmentalism. Then, we shoot the tit with aimless conversation like questioning Netflix's decisions and as a bonus we show off even more excessive junk! We may or may not have a new vlog out tomorrow, it depends on my mood, mercury rising or in retrograde, whether or not it's raining, and how many Bravo shows I need to catch up on."

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And why does she always say "we missed hanging out with you guys at home"? Then STAY HOME witch and stop whining about it.
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That’s written like a bleeping 6 year old doing his homework on what he did at the weekend. She’s a twit.
 
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