The Tim Tracker #199 And it seems to me you lived your life like a candle dropped by Jenn 🎶

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Quasimodo said:
So they thought this toilet tit was more time sensitive to get out before their hosted stay at Evermore. That tracks.

I guess the wax down there is just going to stay there forever. She didn't even mention or show the other wall. Likely because they haven't done tit to it.
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So Budley the 5-year-old is still using the little tiny toilet? They haven't started potty training Da Baby yet, so if not for Budley's use they've just left the little kid toilet sitting there for a couple years now? That tracks.

Dim pronounces Topo Chico as "Top-oh Chico" instead of "Tow-poh Chico". That tracks. Hey Dim how was the gooo-aaaahhhh-caaaaa-mo-laaaaay?

They bother checking the prices on the greeting cards and Ginn says greeting cards are so expensive now (and they bought their bidet thing on black Friday you guyzzzz). Am I "set for life" cause I don't bother checking the prices of greeting cards when I buy them? 🤪

Ginn, your neck roll is getting it's own neck roll.
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Here 2nd chin looks like a whole other mouth
 
In true Tracker fashion it sounds and looks like they spent an excessive amount of time with Santa because Oliver was cautious and Jackson had a gazillion questions. I suppose the massive line of people behind them surely didn’t mind waiting even longer, assholes.

So Tim is installing the bidet thing in the downstairs bathroom and he says he can’t wait to try it. Wait, why is he pooping downstairs? Shouldn’t that bathroom be reserved for guests and the nanny? It’s one thing to work as a nanny in that house but I never thought about her having to share a toilet that Tim or Jen’s nasty asses also sat on. Especially knowing what kinds of things they eat.
 
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hcslacs said:
In true Tracker fashion it sounds and looks like they spent an excessive amount of time with Santa because Oliver was cautious and Jackson had a gazillion questions. I suppose the massive line of people behind them surely didn’t mind waiting even longer, assholes.

So Tim is installing the bidet thing in the downstairs bathroom and he says he can’t wait to try it. Wait, why is he pooping downstairs? Shouldn’t that bathroom be reserved for guests and the nanny? It’s one thing to work as a nanny in that house but I never thought about her sharing a toilet that Tim or Jen’s nasty asses also sat on. Especially knowing what kinds of things they eat.
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Ugh, I'm surprised they haven't ruined Santa for that kid yet. Honestly, I am not ready to watch another Budley Christmas later this week. Wonder if she'll rush to get that one out like she did last year.

And bleeping Jesus when it comes to the spud. She just needs to bleeping grow up already. Ugh, I can only imagine how awful she is to deal with IRL. She better hope the Employee never dumps her ass because I bet she'll function about as well as Jenn will alone.
 
I wonder if this year they'll have remembered to wrap Santa's gifts in different gift wrap than the rest of the gifts. Dim usually has a time lapse of him wrapping gifts. I have a feeling this year they had the nanny wrap the gifts or something. It'd be nice if they donated some of the extra junk the kids have to make room for all the new junk they will be getting. Ugh, that house is seriously suck a clusterfuck of clutter and dust and stickiness.

Also they tried to convince us their tree isn't dying even though it's drooping and yellowing. Ginn says they didn't try the Sprite trick because they're not Sprite drinkers you guyzzzzz. Mexican Coke drinkers, yes, beyond sugary Starfucks drinks, yes, but not Sprite drinkers. No one is asking you to drink the Sprite yourself, Ginn, by the way.

She's 30 and gushing more over her Hannah Montana The Movie vinyl gift than the fugly locket from her manchild pretend-husband. I've seen teenagers with more maturity than both her and her employee.
 
Quasimodo said:
I wonder if this year they'll have remembered to wrap Santa's gifts in different gift wrap than the rest of the gifts. Dim usually has a time lapse of him wrapping gifts. I have a feeling this year they had the nanny wrap the gifts or something. It'd be nice if they donated some of the extra junk the kids have to make room for all the new junk they will be getting. Ugh, that house is seriously suck a clusterfuck of clutter and dust and stickiness.

Also they tried to convince us their tree isn't dying even though it's drooping and yellowing. Ginn says they didn't try the Sprite trick because they're not Sprite drinkers you guyzzzzz. Mexican Coke drinkers, yes, beyond sugary Starfucks drinks, yes, but not Sprite drinkers. No one is asking you to drink the Sprite yourself, Ginn, by the way.

She's 30 and gushing more over her Hannah Montana The Movie vinyl than the fugly locket from her manchild pretend-husband. I've seen teenagers with more maturity than both her and her employee.
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I'm surprised she doesn't just do the gift wrap option on the crap they buy from Amazon. We should have some sort of game about how much junk they're going to get the kid this year. We all know he'll be getting more than What's His Face. I really can't believe that kid is five now. He acts more like he's three or maybe a very young four tops. If they do try to enroll him in normal school next year it's going to be a shitfest.

Ugh, bleeping spud. And really that locket was nothing to be pissed about. My ex gave me a bleeping candle last year and it was one of the final straws. There was no financial constraint and I didn't even ask for it, it was just a lazy ass gift on his part. I usually try not to judge gifts too much but at least the Employee appeared to put some bleeping effort into what he got her and spend more than twenty bucks on it.
 
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