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And Now It's Time to Splu
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No new voogs, so staycation. The favorite child, Charlie, has to earn his keep.
Southpaw33
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Actually, I forgot, but in the podcast Tim sounds all stuffed up. In the very beginning of the vlog, Tim says he’s sick and Nick acts like he is also kind of sick too. Maybe the whole Tracker clan was down for the count post-cruise. 
And Now It's Time to Splu
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Ugh, I wonder when that was filmed? They've been off the boat for awhile though and wasn't the weekend before last when they filmed the pink car thing? If Dick was sick lovely he's spreading disease to the boat that he was just on probably courtesy of the Trackers while Dim was spreading whatever they got to WDW this weekend when he had to ride Tianna's for the millionth time/go to Seaworld today. I can almost see Jenn calling the manager ENT and complaining how the tubes didn't miraculously cure OG's allergies or their recurring COVID/FLU disease.Actually, I forgot, but in the podcast Tim sounds all stuffed up. In the very beginning of the vlog, Tim says he’s sick and Nick acts like he is also kind of sick too. Maybe the whole Tracker clan was down for the count post-cruise.
Going through Dick' posts about the cruise and of course this was one of the first photos. Of course.
Like, you're not ten and where's your wife. This is suppose to be your adults only anniversary trip. Back into the Mickey day bed you go.
Also I'm sorry why do either of you pose this way. The thumbs up makes it looks like he's pretending to be posing with a stan as Dimmy rather than his wife and his wife obviously didn't know her beachwear was going to get wet with the way she's holding her dress up which is just stupid because it is the beach.
Were they role playing Dim and J5D or is this snark because couple goals this is not.
Stop trying to make core memories a thing, voogers. That is not how that works.
Ugh I can tell they haven't posted in a few days since
has become moderately interesting again.
Meanwhile this fucker is trying use IG again and just highlights how annoying he would be as a seatmate on a roller coaster at this point I'd openly mock and cuss him out so he'd have to redo his whoops and wees and of course shows us his bad dental hygiene. All I have to say to
is why do you want to be like this fucker? Why are you attracted to him? He is a creepy guy in his forties who is a terrible husband, father, person, and waste of human space. You should really think about your life choices and just bleeping live your true self already.
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Prosperity Piglet
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That delayed tweenie bopper needs to back off mommy while she reads her smut. I don't even think he is gay. I think he wishes to be a 12 year old girl. The lingo and the use of cringe viral crap. Ick!
And Now It's Time to Splu
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I really have a hard time believing he's a full grown ass man of 33 with two kids and is a homeowner at that (though I suspect the church and/or his parents probably helped them with a down-payment). Either the Beard is pulling all the weight or their family is helping a lot because he totally does not seem like he is of much use at all. I do think some tit went down when he changed jobs hence the daybed, but we probably will never know.
Doubtful she appears to be better groomed, not in trashy Tracker merch, and probably a good bit lighter too. Also, her clothes aren't five times too small and there's not a trail of grease behind her and an omnibus stroller/walker to lean on.
u, if a 
takes a swipe at your remaining eye - good riddence
Quasimodo
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Actually, I forgot, but in the podcast Tim sounds all stuffed up. In the very beginning of the vlog, Tim says he’s sick and Nick acts like he is also kind of sick too. Maybe the whole Tracker clan was down for the count post-cruise.
Everyone and their mom in my neck of the woods has gotten covid in the last couple of weeks. I'm sure they just have allergies though
I don't think Ginn's ever worn anything that baggy (besides her tie-dye muumuu) and those shoes don't seem her style (she's gotta flaunt her penis toes).
Ugh, I wonder when that was filmed? They've been off the boat for awhile though and wasn't the weekend before last when they filmed the pink car thing? If Dick was sick lovely he's spreading disease to the boat that he was just on probably courtesy of the Trackers while Dim was spreading whatever they got to WDW this weekend when he had to ride Tianna's for the millionth time/go to Seaworld today. I can almost see Jenn calling the manager ENT and complaining how the tubes didn't miraculously cure OG's allergies or their recurring COVID/FLU disease.
Going through Dick' posts about the cruise and of course this was one of the first photos. Of course.
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Like, you're not ten and where's your wife. This is suppose to be your adults only anniversary trip. Back into the Mickey day bed you go.
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Also I'm sorry why do either of you pose this way. The thumbs up makes it looks like he's pretending to be posing with a stan as Dimmy rather than his wife and his wife obviously didn't know her beachwear was going to get wet with the way she's holding her dress up which is just stupid because it is the beach.
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Were they role playing Dim and J5D or is this snark because couple goals this is not.
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Stop trying to make core memories a thing, voogers. That is not how that works.
Ugh I can tell they haven't posted in a few days since
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Meanwhile this fucker is trying use IG again and just highlights how annoying he would be as a seatmate on a roller coaster at this point I'd openly mock and cuss him out so he'd have to redo his whoops and wees and of course shows us his bad dental hygiene. All I have to say to
Do none of these people know how to use sunscreen? It ain't that bleeping hard, dingdongs. Also Dicky's beard has the opposite issue of Ginn, she wears 3 sizes too big. Also, she must most definitely feel like she has 3 boys because at some point Dicky, you have GOT to drop the obnoxious cringe lingo. ALSO YOU CAN'T FORCE CORE MEMORIES TO HAPPEN, YOU IMBECILES. What is it with couples who think they're SO "gee golly whiz gosh!" funny and that anyone else actually gives a flying duck about how your wife prefers books over you? Who wouldn't?
Also, "...for the MEMS"? Seriously? Dicky and "mems" is like Ginn and her "vids". All these idiots are so stunted.
Prosperity Piglet
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Dear Diary, "Booked a cruise for the mems but here we are.." Is he for real? Your wife is relaxing. Go wank it off to Mickey alone you freak.
Quasimodo
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Honestly if I saw these pics out of context and knew nothing about Dicky, I'd assume he's on a cruise with his older sister, or she was a teenage mom who had him really young and he's developmentally stunted and that's why she takes him on Disney cruises or he's her gay BFF and she just got dumped by her boyfriend so he suggested they go on a Disney cruise together. The guy has more chemistry with his "best friend" Hunter.
And Now It's Time to Splu
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I'd almost say Dim and Dick's wife should join a support group for their "disabled" spouse. Ugh, Jenn looks like she's on My 600 LB Pounds half of the time and Dick reminds me of Sandler's Billy Madison role minus the charm.
Prosperity Piglet
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Pete Werner wishes this idiot was around 10 years ago. Maybe Nick does too.
TawdryT
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Yeah, I don't care, Dim will have to prove to me he isn't a grade A creeper with those glasses. There is no reason for him to wear them in public. None.
His annoyance about being kept out of the dinosaur dig on the island was weird too. He felt entitled to invade that space. For children. While alone. I'm very glad they sent this 'man' packing.
He looks like a predator, he moves like predator and if I had children in his orbit I'd treat him like he was a predator. He doesn't look cool, he looks like a threat. Some parent is going to respond to him as a threat.
His annoyance about being kept out of the dinosaur dig on the island was weird too. He felt entitled to invade that space. For children. While alone. I'm very glad they sent this 'man' packing.
He looks like a predator, he moves like predator and if I had children in his orbit I'd treat him like he was a predator. He doesn't look cool, he looks like a threat. Some parent is going to respond to him as a threat.
eatcherheartout
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The way Dick’s wife poses for photos is so odd. It looks so unnatural. Like Jenn, I’ve never seen her dress in a flattering way. She wears these giant mumus that look like they belong to someone who is way older.
Nick looks like he is on a cruise with his mom. When Tim is out with Jenn, he often looks like he is taking his special needs aunt out for the day.
airbusA330
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If the digestive systems, toilets & Ginn’s bra are the three hardest working things in the tracker household,..what are the 3 hardest working things in theWeird prediction.
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household?1. His wife’s faith (that he’s straight)
2. The moomoo
3. The mirror that doesn’t crack when
looks into it.- Status