The Tim Tracker #170 She lost her neck but found six chins

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The Tim Tracker #171: Da Baby's here too oh yeah there's Da Baby
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Dim pretends he's got any will toward saying no to Bratty who insists they buy some rock or something for him even though Dim barely tries to say "oh we'll get it for you in November for your birthday". Good job already failing at raising that kid.
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Budley's apparently just running up to random strangers that are carrying bags of things he wants and assuming they work for that store. Lovely. I'd be like, "yo, someone own this kid? you want to get his drooly face away from me? thaaaaanks."
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Buddy is demanding they go to the M&M store instead of the "cookie store". He won't shut up.

"oh no what's he grabbing" I don't know, maybe watch your kid.
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Oh geez. Tim saying SugarbooS over and over is really not boding well for this vid with me.

How about you tell your kid--that is glass, put it down. Easy peasy. Don't argue with him. This isn't a negotiation. Put the bleeping thing down. Then Tim says--oh my gosh, we'll get this thing. No. Learn the bleeping word no. Tim doesn't even know what the damn thing is.

Dad--can we got to the Lego store. No, Buddy, we can't. Because you didn't listen to me in Sugarboos. That's how I parent.

Oh tit, J$ ran up to a random person carrying an M+M bag because he thought they were the store...according to Jenn. They REALLY need to teach that child "stranger danger" especially the way they put all their info out on the internet. That just frightens me that he'd run up to someone like that.

He also calls his parents "guys". Guys I want to go to the M+M store!!!! Um--no.

I'm embarrassed for them on this one. Not the best day ever.
 
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Why is it so close to her face good lord. She's like big enough to cause a solar eclipse if she stood in front of the sun.
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Dim is busy butchering the word "mochi" (he calls it moe-key) but his illiteracy is saved by Ginn interrupting him as usual.

Bratty yells from the stroller that he's bored. Okay, tough tit.

Ginn needs to rest cause she's waddled more than she's used to and Budley can't sit still as usual. She looks like she weighs more than when she was pregnant with Da baby for sure.
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They get a giant plate of salmon and mashed potatoes for Da Baby. Ginn says she took a bit of the salmon. Well of course you did. It was actually your second entree.
Also they have bread and meatballs and arancini. Dim Is like THE BREAD NEEDS BUTTER. No you dickwad, you dip it in olive oil and balsamic vinegar.
 
Aside from the obnoxiously embarrassing way Jackson talked at Tim, why the duck would you let him hold, let alone purchase a delicate glass bottle with rocks inside. Not. bleeping. Age. Appropriate.

Put the camera down. Tell him to put it down. It is not for kids. Then make sure Your wife does not include the footage in the video.

Embarrassing.
 
Ginn says "NOTICE HOW I SAY I'D SHARE WITH YOU AND YOU DID NOT RECIPROCATE" (right after she told Da Baby not to drop food on the floor). witch you basically had 2 entrees. Also, STFU.

Then they have their cake and Budley seriously has no boundaries and grabs part of it. JFC this kid has no concept of waiting.
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Buddy's waving is just... hands flapping.
 
So J$ would not let Jenn put some M+Ms in the bag for Tim. No, those are mine. OK...you get none then. I mean, I don't think my children would ever speak to me that way--but if they did, we would be out of that store in a second with nothing. What does Jenn say, OK and she tells Tim we'll have to get you your own bag. Why are you letting a 4 year old rule like that? The middle school years are going to be an absolute disaster with this kid.

They basically spent over $20 on $5 worth of M+Ms in Walmart.
 
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So J$ would not let Jenn put some M+Ms in the bag for Tim. No, those are mine. OK...you get none then. I mean, I don't think my children would ever speak to me that way--but if they did, we would be out of that store in a second with nothing. What does Jenn say, OK and she tells Tim we'll have to get you your own bag. Why are you letting a 4 year old rule like that? The middle school years are going to be an absolute disaster with this kid.

They basically spent over $20 on $5 worth of M+Ms in Walmart.
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If I acted like J$ at that day and age my mother would've just gotten back in the and taken us home. I don't get why they can't bleeping parent. Pretty sure his behavior is why she didn't post this one earlier. I'm wondering what tit she didn't edit out.
 
Ha, Tim say's "here's a shot of Oliver's mashed potatoes" and Jen adds "and salmon" Sure, Jen. You are not fooling anyone, we all know you are now trying to pass off your second entrees as Oliver's.

Tim is feeding Oliver some polenta and yikes, his hand is so shaky.
 
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