The Tim Tracker #167 Oliver’s 1st birthday party was a carnival because his parents are clowns

[xmasbdaygirl]

I still can't believe they're letting him go in the water all willynilly like that without any form of protection. Hell, I doubt hey even have a bottle of Swimmers Ear with them since they can't ever remember to bring Jenn's hairbrush. I did wonder when they left if they didn't show J$ then because the horns/sail away party overwhelmed him. They claimed he was in the pool then but who even knows.

The pool isn't even open during the sail away party. The pool is actually underneath the area where you stand for the party. He could have been at the splash pad---but they did specifically say pool.

I haven't watched yet, so I don't know where the magic band conversation is coming from but--You do not have to turn that in/pay for it until debarkation. Even if you never have any intention of entering the kid's club again.

My kids are too old now, but before magic bands, they had these other kind of bracelets that they gave to every kid, even if they didn't use the kid club. Then if the kid got lost, they could easily scan it, find their stateroom/who they belong to. I know this because I had a child who couldn't even say her name at 3 years old who got lost on the Wonder. I left the room with my older daughter. Younger daughter left the room trying to catch me and went the opposite way. She found a CM, which is what I always taught them to do---find someone with a name tag. But she couldn't say this is my name....so they scanned her band. Point being, they serve a purpose outside of the kid's club and it's fine that Buddy is wearing one even if he never goes back.

 

[Quasimodo]

Is this another "oversized" "sleep shirt" that is now one of her regular shirts?

Those bike shorts really highlight her lovely belly flub by squeezing the tit out of it.

Dim is grossed out by Ginn's chicken curry as he gets a burger. "It looks.... interesting". Ginn says she wanted to try something different. Yes we know, you try like 16 DIFFERENT things during one meal.

It's not cute or funny that your child who is old enough to know better does not listen to you at all about what he is and isn't allowed to do. First of all, stop running around on a cruise ship in tight spaces shared by other people and yelling on top of it. Second of all, don't just bleeping laugh as your child disregards you saying to stop running in the opposite direction. What a nightmare.
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Ginn sounds so fake even when she says things like "that is VERRRRRRRRY COOOOOOOOL" to a towel animal one of the CMs made. It makes her sound condescending. Like she just doesn't express emotions candidly and genuinely unless it's related to food.

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

I'm only about halfway through but two things have me infuriated.

1--Do not allow your child to run in the hallways. You, of all people, Tim, should know that people are napping, resting, relaxing in their rooms that your kid is stomping outside creating extra noise when your room isn't even in that area. Put the bleeping camera down and be a parent. Here's where the room is. SHOW him how to know he's going the right/wrong way. Don't teach him a lesson you bleeping moron.

2--STOP FILMING OTHER KIDS SWIMMING. It is vile that you are putting the images of children in swimsuits without their parent's consent on the internet. It's even more vile that you are making money off it.

 

[SunshineBoop]

An additional (and much more minor in comparison) benefit to cutting out the "Lettergate" portion of the cruise video is that it would also remove yet another example of Jackson's constant poor behavior and their lack of parenting.

I stopped watching their videos last year, but as shown in the clip that has been posted several times, the instant Tim forms the offending word, Jackson swipes the letters back into the pile and even moves that side of the pile further away from Tim. Making clear that he doesn't want anyone playing with or touching "his" things, when of course anything within his range of vision is "his" to do with as he pleases, whether it's crafts, toys, food, packages, birthday gifts, etc.

He is 1,000% a terror of their own making.



And as someone mentioned earlier, in the Trackers' infamous apology video, they encouraged their viewers to let them know if they ever did or said anything (else) that was offensive in any way. I remember Tim saying something along the lines of, "If you see something, say something." They emphasized that they wanted people to call them out and hold them accountable for anything they might (accidentally or unknowingly) do.

So it's hilariously on-brand that they are now deleting any additional comments on that video about the offensive slur. Most people don't read the comments under a video, and if they do, they probably only scan through so far. They don't know that someone else originally called out the issue shortly after the video was posted, and they shouldn't have to know that.

The few stans/viewers they have left are doing what they urged people to do a few years ago, and the Trackers are deleting their comments, trying to sweep their latest duck-up under the rug like always. And they still haven't actually removed the offending clip or done anything to properly address it.

That Tracks!

 

[Quasimodo]

Dim sounds like a perv with his "oooooh yeahhhhh" to Daisy like a Playboy photographer as she shimmies and shows off her outfit. He just needed to add some cheesy "hubba hubba!" to make it even more bleeping creepy. What a bleeping weirdo.

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

OK here's another one---Tim, it's bleeping creepy for you, a middle aged man, all by yourself at Family Karaoke filming little girls singing the song. bleeping creepy. Even creepier that you have monetized them.

Now he's stalking Cinderella. He's gross. This poor girl is disgusted by him and his nonsense questions. She does a great job staying is character, but she's visibly uncomfortable.

 

[PistachioNut]

A few months ago there was footage of the nanny left in one of the vlogs. Jenn removed the nanny footage within MINUTES. She removed it so fast that Tattle wasn’t able to take screen shots. She knows how to edit videos through YouTube and can do it fast if she wants to. This is beyond ignorance at this point.

Good recall! Now we know dim doesn’t want it removed for $$$$

 

[eatcherheartout]

OK here's another one---Tim, it's bleeping creepy for you, a middle aged man, all by yourself at Family Karaoke filming little girls singing the song. bleeping creepy. Even creepier that you have monetized them.

Now he's stalking Cinderella. He's gross. This poor girl is disgusted by him and his nonsense questions. She does a great job staying is character, but she's visibly uncomfortable.

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And he was asking her what the mice were up to or something like that. Like I understand maybe trying to make conversation with them if you are taking your kids to meet them or something like that but to badger this poor cast member with dumb questions like that is insane.

I don’t care for face characters but if I wanted to meet one, I’d ask for a quick pic and that’s it. I would never try and make a full conversation with them by myself as an adult.

 

[fiveleggedgoat]

Just looking at the screen shots of Jenn from here, I can see why they no longer film the “cruise fashion shows” anymore.

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

And he was asking her what the mice were up to or something like that. Like I understand maybe trying to make conversation with them if you are taking your kids to meet them or something like that but to badger this poor cast member with dumb questions like that is insane.

I don’t care for face characters but if I wanted to meet one, I’d ask for a quick pic and that’s it. I would never try and make a full conversation with them by myself as an adult.

He's really creeped me out in the video. I don't know if it's because I have two daughters probably very close to these characters ages or what. I'm so grossed out by his behavior today.

He's also way too interested in the teens. Again, showing them on camera. They said they get extra points for a selfie with the princesses....anyone know what they are doing? Come on, Tim. What do you think they are doing? Leave them the duck alone. Film your own damn kids. You're disgusting.

 

[Dillon21]

Dim sounds like a perv with his "oooooh yeahhhhh" to Daisy like a Playboy photographer as she shimmies and shows off her outfit. He just needed to add some cheesy "hubba hubba!" to make it even more bleeping creepy. What a bleeping weirdo.

OK here's another one---Tim, it's bleeping creepy for you, a middle aged man, all by yourself at Family Karaoke filming little girls singing the song. bleeping creepy. Even creepier that you have monetized them.

Now he's stalking Cinderella. He's gross. This poor girl is disgusted by him and his nonsense questions. She does a great job staying is character, but she's visibly uncomfortable.

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Here Tim is again talking to characters that are meant for children. Yet he won't let his FOUR YEAR OLD who is on spring break from school stay up to at least meet the human character (Jackson to me seems a little stand offish towards the "Furry" type ones (yes I know that a whole other meaning). I am sure the person inside Daisy is doing some major eye rolls.

 

[Quasimodo]

He's really creeped me out in the video. I don't know if it's because I have two daughters probably very close to these characters ages or what. I'm so grossed out by his behavior today.

He's also way too interested in the teens. Again, showing them on camera. They said they get extra points for a selfie with the princesses....anyone know what they are doing? Come on, Tim. What do you think they are doing? Leave them the duck alone. Film your own damn kids. You're disgusting.

Yeah something about this voog and his behavior/open-mouthed breathing/filming other people's children and teens, the character interactions and overall sounding like a manic loser wandering around the ship, just.... even more off-putting than usual.

Though what filming other families highlights is how unnatural and dysfunctional the Bojo family feels and is.

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Also these stans are bleeping WEIRD.

Did I mention they're bleeping weird? Because they are. Stranger danger, red flags, get your kids off the bleeping internet weird.

 

[Forest]

They did nothing on this cruise so far that they couldn’t do at home. I guess we’ll see how much they do off the ship. Probably not much.

I don’t understand why they never swim at home when the kids seem to love it so much.

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

They did nothing on this cruise so far that they couldn’t do at home. I guess we’ll see how much they do off the ship. Probably not much.

I don’t understand why they never swim at home when the kids seem to love it so much.

Come on, 40 year old Tim sat and watched 8 year old little girls singing karaoke. He can't do that at home.

This video did nothing but creep me out.

I will say though---that mushroom tart thing at Enchanted Garden is one of my favorite things to eat on a cruise. I don't even care if the lighting show seems outdated.

 

[xojamilyn]

Another round of Universal Epic Universe updates today from #Hosted Vloggers that thankfully do not include the Tim Tracker or Kyle Pallo. Even a low tier vlogger like Theme Park Express was #Hosted by Universal and they were not.

Paging Mr Morrow got his own signature drink at Epcot. What would Tim and Jenn's drink be? Oh---They don't drink!!!!!!! Except when they do.

She was definitely drinking a Guinness or some kind of dark beer during the St Patrick’s Day Trivia. They were so excited to share about their Ireland wedding.

 

[Snippysnips]

2--STOP FILMING OTHER KIDS SWIMMING. It is vile that you are putting the images of children in swimsuits without their parent's consent on the internet. It's even more vile that you are making money off it.

If I ever caught any of these vloggers catching my neice on camera in her bathing suit, I'd shove the camera so far up their arse they'd be able to film their tonsils

It infuriates me that kids are being filmed for every sicko, creep, pervert an ped0 out there like this, I've just seen a guy talk about a tictoc account that's been made to do deep fake, at first I swear to god I actually thought it really was Keanu Reeves doing all these weird dance things, I didn't realise it was fake till it was mentioned that it was entirely deep fake footage

now imagine what sick fks can do with the image of a child in a bathing suit

 

[hcslacs]

I always have to skip his interactions with characters and, this time, the family karaoke. There was no reason for him to be there filming that. I guess he could have been looking for things to do to resist the urge to go sit at a bar?

I know we joke about it a lot and maybe I am just reading too much into it, but his weird love for and awkward interactions with the characters seem to be sliding into creepy territory. He has even stated several times that the lack of characters on other cruise lines is a main reason he'd never sail on them. It's one thing to enjoy them with your children. It's another to constantly be doing it solo. Again, creepy.

 

[mjm9]

She was definitely drinking a Guinness or some kind of dark beer during the St Patrick’s Day Trivia. They were so excited to share about their Ireland wedding.

I thought that wasn’t considered a wedding in the true sense, as they had been “married” twice previously, a courthouse and a Universal Orlando bridge.

The Groupon Ireland ceremony in a church was just that, ceremonial, more of a blessing or exchange of commitment vows.

 

[eatcherheartout]

Paging Mr Morrow got his own signature drink at Epcot. What would Tim and Jenn's drink be? Oh---They don't drink!!!!!!! Except when they do.

Is she still saying she no longer drinks? I know that was her narrative while pregnant/nursing which is a weird way to phrase it. Most people would just say that they aren’t drinking right now because they are pregnant/nursing.

 

[Quasimodo]

I always have to skip his interactions with characters and, this time, the family karaoke. There was no reason for him to be there filming that. I guess he could have been looking for things to do to resist the urge to go sit at a bar?

I know we joke about it a lot and maybe I am just reading too much into it, but his weird love for and awkward interactions with the characters seem to be sliding into creepy territory. He has even stated several times that the lack of characters on other cruise lines is a main reason he'd never sail on them. It's one thing to enjoy them with your children. It's another to constantly be doing it solo. Again, creepy.

Yeah, it's not even like he's filming the characters and have 6-hour chats with them due to overwhelming stan demand, he does it because he himself gets a microscopic boner over the character interactions, especially with the furries. If there was overwhelming stan demand, a sane adult could just tell them "hey there's probably channels devoted to furries, like maybe try pornhub, thanks for understanding my boundaries!"

He seriously must have been such an obnoxious duck as a kid/teen. Seriously gives off "oops baby" vibes and his parents told him that and he's forever resentful.

For both of them, between the nasty and unhealthy eating habits + the resentment they both hold onto internally and refuse to unwrap in therapy, no wonder they both look way older and way more rough than their actual ages.