The Tim Tracker #157 Where. Is. The. Baby??

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Quasimodo said:
I don't know why they even want to go to the Grand Canyon - there is no Mickey or Donald Duck there, they're not a fan of hiking or heights, and Buddy would be prone to getting too close to the edge. Depending on when you go, it can be either really hot, really cold, or prone to monsoons. It would be a shame to go all the way there and not also check out Sedona, but they just aren't.... non-Disney travel kind of people. Like they're more in awe of manmade tit in Epcot than nature.
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Went to Sedona for the first time in September and it was stunningly beautiful and will be totally lost on these two.

Also bit late to the party but all their talk about going to Paris made me chuckle because Paris is hosting the Olympics this year. The city is going to be so messed up, they have already said that a bunch of the transport projects won't be finished in time. I would love to see these two just turn up in early August without a clue 🤣
 
Did anyone else catch that they said they’re going to write a children’s book 😂 that they were thinking about it and that they still might? I almost fell off my seat. I was hysterically laughing 😂. Are they kidding me right now, they don’t even know anything about the children they have, let alone how to raise them, when someone else has raised them . This just completely baffles me. Complete morons.

Oh wait and the other thing was the best that one of her goals with the grapes, is to manage her work life balance , oh my God I almost died😂
 
Dolphin said:
Did anyone else catch that they said they’re going to write a children’s book 😂 that they were thinking about it and that they still might? I almost fell off my seat. I was hysterically laughing 😂. Are they kidding me right now, they don’t even know anything about the children they have, let alone how to raise them, when someone else has raised them . This just completely baffles me. Complete morons.

Oh wait and the other thing was the best that one of her goals with the grapes, is to manage her work life balance , oh my God I almost died😂
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Her thought on writing a book. She watched Chris Manzo write a book when his family was on Bravo. He doesn’t have kids. They can definitely do it. 🤦🏽‍♀️
 
During their 2023 year in review. Jenn was going on about all the staycations and how hard it was to edit and blah, blah, blah.

I was thinking the whole time she was yapping the following:

1) Was it their way (or her way) of admitting that for the amount of money they spent on those trips the pay offs were not there?

2) They got tired of the snarky remarks of said trips/staycations in the comments (some of which they deleted or the rare ones they left up for whatever reason).

3) They finally got a clue and realize that now Jackson is in school that it is actually hard to do the stuff they used to do pre-Jackson/Oliver or pre-Jackson started school and they can't just go to places on a Tuesday-Thursday like they used to. Then complain about how busy Amelia Island is on a weekend in July. What a surprise.

4) They actually got tired of going on 100 cruises a year and pimping the themed houses as they all the same. Just like Disney is to them now. Hence why Jenn (at least that is what I think Jenn was trying to hint at) she wanted to explore other towns in the Orlando area just to get away from Orlando without getting out of the area and do something different than Disney as they are soooooooooo tirrrrreeeed of Disney (and other theme parks at is point. Hence why they have not been to Universal or other other parks lately).
 
I’m giving her until Friday. I don’t think anything gets posted Saturday or Sunday. I haven’t been, is there a gift shop at the Grand Canyon? It’s the only thing I can think of that would attract them there. I’m sticking with Dim trying to get Mattel to send J$ free stuff and that he’ll be the next Ryan’s World kid. I hope the people at Mattel are just rolling their eyes.
 
okay - so Timmy is going to 'camp' in the Rivian? Seriously Dude - and then the next day you are going to run a 5K/10K (don't remember which one it is). FOMO J4D's will not be far behind - I bet my life on this. News Flash - Timmy you already look like the Walking Dead, sleeping in the car isn't going to help you.

#158: The Walking Dead - Tracker Style!!
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Oh and one more thought for the day: for the love of God please take down the bday banner and balloons. I thought it was hilarious when J4D's spoke about 'not cleaning' - B*** when do you ever clean? Look at the shoes thrown everywhere, all the clutter on the kitchen counters, the toys everywhere - that would drive my OCD off the charts. We raised 3 children in a much smaller house than the McMansion yet it was kept tidy (most days that is - LOL!!!)
J4D's we all know you read here - make 2024 the year you get off your fat A*** and help your husband.
 
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Bet they got the book idea from Flying the Nest (travel youtubers) who wrote 2 kids books that are doing well. They actually travel the world with two small kids and no nanies though.

They are story books for kids, not advice books.

Dolphin said:
Did anyone else catch that they said they’re going to write a children’s book 😂 that they were thinking about it and that they still might? I almost fell off my seat. I was hysterically laughing 😂. Are they kidding me right now, they don’t even know anything about the children they have, let alone how to raise them, when someone else has raised them . This just completely baffles me. Complete morons.
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All the guessing of days until Gin fails to upload is reminiscent of last year and guessing when she would have Oliver, good times. I'm gonna go with no voog on the 6th.

If they do go to Paris, there is a strong chance they bring some bed bugs back with them to add to the collection of critters in Ft. Pampers. No way they would check their rooms for them while there. And good luck getting rid of them with all the clutter at their house.
 
I think the trip they have very soon that's been booked for a while now, is the 3 day Wish she has alluded to on Twitter/X. I'm also going to guess it's MLK weekend. There will be no diaper dash on the 3 days and I will laugh, because once again, their piss poor research and planning will shine through on the channel. Tim will witch and complain. It will be cold and there will be no Diaper Dash. They may as well just toss that $5000 in the air and let it float away in the wind.
 
How can she say they haven’t spent much time with friends when in every video they were meeting up with “friends” maybe the witch should stop using the word all willy nilly if she doesn’t consider these “friends” her actual “friends”
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“If you don’t know what we are talking about, watch yesterdays video”= we are getting concerned our wealth is washing away 🙄

“tell us if you clean on new years, in the comments I’m really interested” trying to get the engagement up, or the wealth will wash away

“I want to upload every day in January”, how did that uploading two videos per day work out for you?

“we did too much” = we spent to much

“we want to explore more towns”=we have washed away so much of our wealth, we now have to…whispers in poor … budget *gasp*
 
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Dolphin said:
Did anyone else catch that they said they’re going to write a children’s book 😂 that they were thinking about it and that they still might? I almost fell off my seat. I was hysterically laughing 😂. Are they kidding me right now, they don’t even know anything about the children they have, let alone how to raise them, when someone else has raised them . This just completely baffles me. Complete morons.

Oh wait and the other thing was the best that one of her goals with the grapes, is to manage her work life balance , oh my God I almost died😂
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Yes! They really do think the world of themselves! Two near-illiterates want to write a children’s book..

Can’t wait for the publisher they send their manuscript (they will have to look that up) to casually do a google search on them. Hope they come here first! Or maybe FRE, or even better, they see the video of Jenn ignoring Jackson while he burns his finger cooking his own breakfast at 2.
 
While I don’t think they are anywhere near financial ruin, I do think the drop in views, the stagnant (maybe dropping) subs, hence lower ad sense checks is starting to bite. I think the daily vlogs in January is attempt to raise month views through brute force. (PMM did the same thing over Christmas). This alone could get them close to 3 million monthly views IF they keep it up. The podcast is at least as much of an effort to drive new listeners to the vlog and to remind current subs to tune into it as it is for a possible second revenue stream. The lowering of expectations is at least in part from the fact it must be dawning on them that the big over the top expensive cruises and longer resort stays might be losing money let alone pay for themselves or earning money. There has been speculation that the use of nannny(ies) has become less or drifted to more glorified babysitter which may be a belt tightening exercise. I believe Tim likes being debt free, which I actually respect. Plus now they have a kid in private school, which probably is starting to add up. Also, having a kid in school just makes it harder for them to actually travel in a practical sense.

I have my doubts they will stick to a lot of the above, but I do think it tends to point out that going from 3.5 million to 4 million views per month to a lilttle over 2 million views per month and a stagnant sub count is beginning to be noticed. I don’t think they are anyway close to selling their nice gated community house, pulling their son out of private school, and Tim getting a 9 to 5 job. I do think their peek days are behind them, and they are adjusting for it. I don’t think they are set for life, but I do not think they are about to fold either. I suspect TTT will be around in a year and in two. Five years? Who knows? I suspect the bi-yearly electric vehicle purchasing has come to an end too.
 
xmasbdaygirl said:
I think the trip they have very soon that's been booked for a while now, is the 3 day Wish she has alluded to on Twitter/X. I'm also going to guess it's MLK weekend. There will be no diaper dash on the 3 days and I will laugh, because once again, their piss poor research and planning will shine through on the channel. Tim will witch and complain. It will be cold and there will be no Diaper Dash. They may as well just toss that $5000 in the air and let it float away in the wind.
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Just curious and asking for my own knowledge but is there no diaper dash on a 3 day cruise?
 
Quasimodo said:
I don't know why they even want to go to the Grand Canyon - there is no Mickey or Donald Duck there, they're not a fan of hiking or heights, and Buddy would be prone to getting too close to the edge. Depending on when you go, it can be either really hot, really cold, or prone to monsoons. It would be a shame to go all the way there and not also check out Sedona, but they just aren't.... non-Disney travel kind of people. Like they're more in awe of manmade tit in Epcot than nature.
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Tim can check out burro booty butts
 
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