The Tim Tracker #140 Shave & a haircut-two idiots - one that looks like a sunburnt potato

[And Now It's Time to Splu]

More than likely, her body has adapted to the high number of calories that she's been eating. She gained a lot of weight at first because her body wasn't used to all of those calories and now her body is used to it which is why she hasn't really gained any more weight recently (and why she's not 600 lbs) even though she's eating a bajillion calories. Now, if she starts eating more calories than she is now (how?!?) then she'll gain more weight.

This which is one of those reasons on 600 LB life Dr. Now gives them what seems like a ridiculously high number of pounds to lose within a short period of time. Usually the patient will easily be able to lose that weight but then plateau which is why surgery is necessary. If she does end up getting pregnant again-please for the love of god no-that weight is never going to come off without intervention.
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Wow..her bathing suit as she sat in the pool with "the baby" ...wow...wow....she has no shame! Guess her new year resolution to lose weight has not been very successful

Ugh, I am still wondering where and when she got that top. You'd think for someone who likes to flex endlessly she'd invest in some decent swimwear.

 

[shaunnaj86]

I'm not a fan of Michael Kay at all, but lately the "tours" he's been doing of the resorts have peaked my interest. There are no shots of him, just walking around, doing proper way finding, showing the resort itself. I learn more from those in 10 minutes than Tim's hour long tours of stupidity.

 

[Forest]

I would never watch an hour-long resort tour. I see a whole bunch of other ones that are 5-20 minutes. Seems plenty to me. He did get good views on the last one of French Quarter though, so here we are

 

[Disscot]

When I got into watching Disney vlogs I started by watching Tim, Dis Unplugged and Touringplans. Tim is a trainwreck, the Dis is imploding (the Tattle forum on the Dis is amazing) and Toringplans moved away from vlogging. Luckily I have running, music, comedy etc vlogs to keep me busy as I'm not really watching any Disney vlogs at the mo.

 

[bakerbetty]

And none of it looks appetizing, at all. It looks like fake display food. Like are those supposed to be slices of pie in the corners or freeze-dried turds? (and why do you need two??) And what is that brown stuff in the bowl? Literal tit?

Yeah, I had zero idea what the turd looking stuff was in the bowl so I didn't count those calories - so the count I did I'm sure was low, plus she seemed to have been eating already as they were walking to breakfast (she was, as usual, digging in her teeth with her constantly flapping tongue)

 

[Dillon21]

I live in the Washington DC area. The only thing I listen to now is XM in my car. But when I used to listen to the Washington DC radio stations. One station, DC 101. The morning show dude, Elliot. One of his side kicks was a guy named "Flounder." He was a chunky guy (think Michael Kay but maybe 30lbs heavier. I went to the website to see the photo's of the DJ's). So not a huge guy, but enough to be considered overweight.

Anyway, Flounder mentioned one day he came across a website dedicated to super obese people (like 700lbs+). He mentioned that alot of people died of starvation. Because in their mind if food got them fat. Then not eating would lose the weight. They failed to realize you need to actually eat to lose weight as your body basically eats itself (muscle vs. fat).

Reason I mention this. Is that I can see Jenn when she gets tired of being larger if that ever happens. I can see her staving herself. Which unfortunately I've know people in my life that have done that and they've either gained weight when they finally do eat food (barring banana and peaches, which of my friends did) or they stayed the same weight.

Jenn looks torn to be between being really sick of her body, but too lazy to actually to do anything about it. Hence why her hygiene is lacking and when she does actually do something to take care of herself, like updating her hair. I am not a shrink, but I think this is a sign of depression. Which I think others have mentioned before. She can't see how horrible the color and style is on her. Tim usually raves how "hot" she looks when she gets a new "look." I don't remember him saying anything about her hair when he picked her up. She really did not seem thrilled with it either. But red does look better than her natural blond. Just not that red.

The hair color and style right after Jackson was born when she actually took care of herself and somewhat cared about Jacksons food (like making baby food and actually giving him fruit and veg) was the best she's looked in the past three years.

 

[PistachioNut]

Wait a minute is that beer his? Does that sign say designated smoking section on it? WTF?

I would have a hard time sitting across from someone gorging themselves like that!

 

[Tampa_Life]

This which is one of those reasons on 600 LB life Dr. Now gives them what seems like a ridiculously high number of pounds to lose within a short period of time. Usually the patient will easily be able to lose that weight but then plateau which is why surgery is necessary. If she does end up getting pregnant again-please for the love of god no-that weight is never going to come off without intervention.
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Ugh, I am still wondering where and when she got that top. You'd think for someone who likes to flex endlessly she'd invest in some decent swimwear.

If it was anything more than Target, Ms. Flex would have told use. She wouldn't have been able to control herself.

 

[And Now It's Time to Splu]

If it was anything more than Target, Ms. Flex would have told use. She wouldn't have been able to control herself.

Yeah, I looked at Shore last night and found a top I think could be it but the color was slightly off. I am betting Target also. Mainly, because it has been the home to bad swimwear of the past. I do wonder though if she bought it recently or if it is a remnant of years past. The fit was just awful.

 

[Firefly03-K64]

This which is one of those reasons on 600 LB life Dr. Now gives them what seems like a ridiculously high number of pounds to lose within a short period of time. Usually the patient will easily be able to lose that weight but then plateau which is why surgery is necessary. If she does end up getting pregnant again-please for the love of god no-that weight is never going to come off without intervention.
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Ugh, I am still wondering where and when she got that top. You'd think for someone who likes to flex endlessly she'd invest in some decent swimwear.

She is in denial about her size. She refuses to actually size up and purchase the correctly fit clothing.

 

[Rebelle]

When was this one filmed??

As for the tour "vids", my husband and I are planning our trip for March and are looking at staying at Coronado Springs or Caribbean Beach Resort (or just going cheap and staying at the All Star Movies). We came across Tim's Caribbean Beach Resort "tore" and my god..it was horrendous. He showed every detail of their gift shop and every single detail of all the food they have and after 10 minutes I couldn't do it anymore. I told my husband I can't watch his "tore" vlogs. I give you all credit for being able to sit through it.

2017. Just as they were starting to get their now defunct Disney Media perks, they started to clean up their image.

FWIW I loved Coronado. We were close to the main bus stop and quick service, but we were also there before the new tower was built. I def would stay there again though. We’re going at the end of Aug and debated staying at Caribbean mainly for the pool and skyliner. We’re spending more time at Epcot this trip for F&W and only going for 4 nights. My husband surprised me* with Beach Club. (with the discount promo from Disney)
We read the buses at Caribbean are terrible and we’re going during hurricane season so if the skyliner goes down we’re fucked.

*I’m not going to get into it, but we had a health scare at my son’s annual checkup and my mental health was in the absolute gutter the past 6 weeks. I knew I needed to talk with someone.
Reading here was just pissing me off bc they’re so reckless and ungrateful with their children. I can truly say, I hate them. Which if you knew me in my life I always say, “I don’t hate, it takes too much energy.”
But duck them.

 

[BoPeeps78]

2017. Just as they were starting to get their now defunct Disney Media perks, they started to clean up their image.

FWIW I loved Coronado. We were close to the main bus stop and quick service, but we were also there before the new tower was built. I def would stay there again though. We’re going at the end of Aug and debated staying at Caribbean mainly for the pool and skyliner. We’re spending more time at Epcot this trip for F&W and only going for 4 nights. My husband surprised me* with Beach Club. (with the discount promo from Disney)
We read the buses at Caribbean are terrible and we’re going during hurricane season so if the skyliner goes down we’re fucked.

*I’m not going to get into it, but we had a health scare at my son’s annual checkup and my mental health was in the absolute gutter the past 6 weeks. I knew I needed to talk with someone.
Reading here was just pissing me off bc they’re so reckless and ungrateful with their children. I can truly say, I hate them. Which if you knew me in my life I always say, “I don’t hate, it takes too much energy.”
But duck them.

Oh wow, I'm so sorry you had to go through all that. I hope everything is going to be ok. *hugs*

As for the caribbean, the bus situation is my fear. I've heard it's awful as well. We've never stayed at a moderate resort before, usually we stay at the value resorts. I keep leaning towards Coronado, but my husband wants Caribbean. We shall see who wins...mwahahaha. LOL

 

[peteykirch]

2017. Just as they were starting to get their now defunct Disney Media perks, they started to clean up their image.

FWIW I loved Coronado. We were close to the main bus stop and quick service, but we were also there before the new tower was built. I def would stay there again though. We’re going at the end of Aug and debated staying at Caribbean mainly for the pool and skyliner. We’re spending more time at Epcot this trip for F&W and only going for 4 nights. My husband surprised me* with Beach Club. (with the discount promo from Disney)
We read the buses at Caribbean are terrible and we’re going during hurricane season so if the skyliner goes down we’re fucked.

*I’m not going to get into it, but we had a health scare at my son’s annual checkup and my mental health was in the absolute gutter the past 6 weeks. I knew I needed to talk with someone.
Reading here was just pissing me off bc they’re so reckless and ungrateful with their children. I can truly say, I hate them. Which if you knew me in my life I always say, “I don’t hate, it takes too much energy.”
But duck them.

We fell in love with Coronado during our trip this January. We stayed at the Gran Destino Tower and it was like a Deluxe-Lite Stay at Moderate Prices. We drove down so we used our car 90% of the time, plus since we have a plug in Hybrid there are a bunch of EV charging spots at Gran Destino we took advantage of.

 

[hcslacs]

Yeah, I had zero idea what the turd looking stuff was in the bowl so I didn't count those calories - so the count I did I'm sure was low, plus she seemed to have been eating already as they were walking to breakfast (she was, as usual, digging in her teeth with her constantly flapping tongue)

It looks like the turds were maduros (sweet fried plantains). I'd guess in the 200 calorie range. Probably the closest he comes to eating a fruit or veg.

When was this one filmed??

As for the tour "vids", my husband and I are planning our trip for March and are looking at staying at Coronado Springs or Caribbean Beach Resort (or just going cheap and staying at the All Star Movies). We came across Tim's Caribbean Beach Resort "tore" and my god..it was horrendous. He showed every detail of their gift shop and every single detail of all the food they have and after 10 minutes I couldn't do it anymore. I told my husband I can't watch his "tore" vlogs. I give you all credit for being able to sit through it.

He does the same in the PO-Riverside video. For example, at one point he spends an eternity going on about the construction of the boat in Boatwrights. Not sure how many potential guests give much of a tit about that.

 

[Smooshpoosh]

I'm pretty sure someone on Tattle revealed that one of the bigwigs or managers at Discovery Cove is a Tracker Stan. Maybe they requested Jenn wear a bikini and film some feeder content.

Me! It's been a few years though since I was there, they could have moved people around. Supervisors though don't often leave because they have great benefits and easy jobs (aka have assistant sups who do all the heavy lifting while the Sups walk around). But maybe if they actually had to pay this time there could be some new blood. I watched the video and tried to see if I could catch someone I knew and send them a message, but I think all of my coworkers are long gone by now.
I did find it interesting that they said their buoy was included in the cabana, because unless something changed those are only included in upgraded things. It screamed misinformation to me, but I'll have to follow up on that.
I wanted to scream when I saw them with Oliver in the river. I bet they were stupid enough to take him under the waterfalls too instead of going around. The majority of rescues at that park are children. The drops offs are no joke and it's so ignorant to take babies under that waterfall, that water is pounding down.
I guarantee she gave the guards a good show and something to talk about on their breaks with that swimsuit.

 

[fiveleggedgoat]

Looks like parents of the year missed another first with their child. Oliver’s first trip was so important, it needed to be commemorated with a personalized buoy. Jenn gets so weird when talking about taking Oliver in the lazy river again. She makes it seem like they brought him in, but didn’t film it. Then Tim says he wasn’t even there… and Jenn says “I didn’t get to see him, er you didn’t get to see him so we are gonna bring him back in.” Then she tries to tell us convincingly how much he loved it… even though she wasn’t there? I’m getting Jackson’s first swim lesson/bandit at the beach vibes…

 

[Smooshpoosh]

I remember that. I want to say it's in one of their "one take" series, where they just filmed and posted without any edits. It was hard to watch.

In the recent DC vlog, I like how Tim said the cabanas come with a buoy. Only the Elite cabanas and above come with it, otherwise it's like a $150 add on. Way to give accurate travel advice, Tim.

I love DC. I think we're going in November with friends. I could never eat like the Trackers there, though. I would barely be able to move after that breakfast.

Yes! That stood out to me too, I was going to look it up in case something had changed in the last few years. It's an expensive add on.

 

[dingdangdong]

Oh wow, I'm so sorry you had to go through all that. I hope everything is going to be ok. *hugs*

As for the caribbean, the bus situation is my fear. I've heard it's awful as well. We've never stayed at a moderate resort before, usually we stay at the value resorts. I keep leaning towards Coronado, but my husband wants Caribbean. We shall see who wins...mwahahaha. LOL

We actually had a split stay coming up at Coronado and Caribbean Beach, specifically to use the skyliner to Epcot and HS the back half of our trip, but I was getting really worried about staying there with some recent reports of how bad the buses when its down. In the end we switched to the four park magic ticket and couldn’t justify a resort higher than a value, but I am still really wishing we were at Coronado.

 

[shaunnaj86]

Yes! That stood out to me too, I was going to look it up in case something had changed in the last few years. It's an expensive add on.

The buoy wasn't there when they first went to the cabana because he showed the hammock and nothing was on it. Probably pestered the host (if there is one) about how special it is to be Oliver's first time there and they swung a deal. Or saw the option for it, and bought it after the fact. Unless they aren't normally in your cabana when you get there.

 

[bten1989]

Ginn absolutely used Oliver as a prop (as usual). No bleeping way did they take him in the lazy river once, not record it, then think to do it again with the camera. Someone thought "oh we should take our infant and do the lazy river with him because viewssssss".

Also, count me in as one of the people who think taking an infant in a lazy river is a dumb bleeping idea. Too many things can go wrong, plus he's only 4 months old ffs, he did not need to be in that water. But then again, I wouldn't have dragged my infant to a water-based attraction in the first place.