The Tim Tracker #138 Outwitted by a cup of salad dressing

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Quasimodo said:
Ginn: "A commode is a different kind of toilet"
Dim:
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Ginn, you need to stop pulling your hair back so tight, you're literally balding.
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Tension alopecia is a thing. She needs to get it cut and wear it down.
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Quasimodo said:
Ginn really wants to "interview" other youtubers but doesn't want to invite "all these people to our house because we don't really know these people".

Hi Ginn, have you heard of Zoom? Google meetings? WebEx? Teams? The phone?
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They would have no idea how to do that. She writes down super chats like it’s 1989.
 
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airbusA330 said:
Getting surgery today (nothing major) so up early as all duck and this thread has been great; @Southpaw33 go play the lotto I cannot believe you predicted the live!

I wonder what the excuse was for not doing one for so long? Did they say? I’m sure “so busy” but we all know Ginn LIVES for the attention lives give.

When did the pee shakes start? You’d think something would happen to cause them to wake the duck up about their health. Dim is frankly lucky he hasn’t had a heart attack. They’re so detached from reality.
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Sending prayers your way today - 🙏
 
Jenn can’t handle 2 kids alone.
Jenn can’t handle driving.
Jenn can’t cook and talk at the same time.
Jenn can’t tell if a lit room has electricity.
Jenn can’t figure out how to feed her son at the same time she feeds herself.

But you’re telling me she’s a financial guru who is smart enough to handle the finances and make sure they are “good” for at least the next 20 years. Riiiiiiiight.
 
xmasbdaygirl said:
Has anybody seen this story? The child slips under the lap bar on Barnstormer and the mother doesn’t put down the bleeping camera! I almost think this was done purposefully the way he pushes himself under the bar but Disney needs to stop filming on all rides. Period. Put the vloggers out of business and force these idiots to parent their children and not make the next viral video.
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People have no survival instruct now, it’s just “let me record my child’s injury” etc.

Yes, filming like you said needs to be banned. Of course universal has banned it but Jojo and Kyle douchelord Pallo get away with it constantly.
 
DaniBea2017 said:
Can someone give a recap on the live? What was the point?
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The recap is like the last 12 pages of this thread. Lol

But the recap I can give now is-
Jenn bragged about their investments and financial status.
Jenn wants to run a podcast where she talks a lot and tells everyone everything she knows.
Jenn is the expert on YouTube and Tim knows nothing but just films.
Jenn is working on new merch and a new logo.
Jenn is a financial guru.
Jenn made bleeping grilled chicken, rice, and broccoli again for dinner.
Jenn can't parent her own two kids alone for a few nights.
Tim shivers when he needs to pee and/or crap.
 
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Southpaw33 said:
The recap is like the last 12 pages of this thread. Lol

But the recap I can give now is-
Jenn bragged about their investments and financial status.
Jenn wants to run a podcast where she talks a lot and tells everyone everything she knows.
Jenn is the expert on YouTube and Tim knows nothing but just films.
Jenn is working on new merch and a new logo.
Jenn is a financial guru.
Jenn made bleeping grilled chicken, rice, and broccoli again for dinner.
Jenn can't parent her own two kids alone for a few nights.
Tim shivers when he needs to pee and/or crap.
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HA. Thank you.
 
airbusA330 said:
Getting surgery today (nothing major) so up early as all duck and this thread has been great; @Southpaw33 go play the lotto I cannot believe you predicted the live!

I wonder what the excuse was for not doing one for so long? Did they say? I’m sure “so busy” but we all know Ginn LIVES for the attention lives give.

When did the pee shakes start? You’d think something would happen to cause them to wake the duck up about their health. Dim is frankly lucky he hasn’t had a heart attack. They’re so detached from reality.
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@airbusA330, please have a safe, speedy, and pain free recovery, too! You got this!😉🥰💐
 
erry said:
Jenn can’t handle 2 kids alone.
Jenn can’t handle driving.
Jenn can’t cook and talk at the same time.
Jenn can’t tell if a lit room has electricity.
Jenn can’t figure out how to feed her son at the same time she feeds herself.

But you’re telling me she’s a financial guru who is smart enough to handle the finances and make sure they are “good” for at least the next 20 years. Riiiiiiiight.
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The very same financial guru who asked her husband if she could buy stretchmark cream 🙄
I wouldn't leave her in charge of a piggy bank, she'd probably think it was bacon flavoured and eat it.
 
And it’s July 18th and they still haven’t had Da Baby’s (“it’s a nickname!”) monthly checkup (which would be the 6th) because “he left the hospital a few days after his birth due to being in the NICU”.

Translation: ugh who can even bother keeping up with baby’s health anyway? He just gets some bad gas after eating, Da Baby is sooooo silly! *fake laugh*

But more importantly they both have appointments this week for their greasy thinning hair you guyzzzzzzzz. Also Ginn’s “stylist” was also really “booked”.
 
Quasimodo said:
Ginn can't bear to watch Cillian "Silly-En" Murphy's "skeleton" face for 2 hours, but she can bear to stare at her husband every day?
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Maybe when she said they've invested in "stocks and that kind of stuff" she meant the excess chicken and veggie stock they bought for the last hurricane Dim's wisdom teeth surgery.
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Thank god I was on mute during this conference call 😂
 
Ugh, I think the thing about not taking Da Baby to the doctor's may be a total lie and she just doesn't want to admit that there's something wrong. Regardless, she has disassociated herself from said child and has been since she found out he had a penis :rolleyes:

So does anyone think the award for uploading multiple days in a roll she was awarded with a Live. I thought she'd get a staycation out of it?

Good to know if they are blotto on a cruise they can easily be convinced to invest...what a bunch of morons.
 
erry said:
Jenn can’t handle 2 kids alone.
Jenn can’t handle driving.
Jenn can’t cook and talk at the same time.
Jenn can’t tell if a lit room has electricity.
Jenn can’t figure out how to feed her son at the same time she feeds herself.

But you’re telling me she’s a financial guru who is smart enough to handle the finances and make sure they are “good” for at least the next 20 years. Riiiiiiiight.
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Fixed it for you -

Jenn can’t handle doesn't want to handle 2 kids alone.
Jenn can’t handle doesn't want to handle driving.
Jenn can’t cook and talk doesn't want to cook.
Jenn can’t tell if is lying when she says she can't tell a lit room has electricity.
Jenn can’t figure out doesn't want to feed her son at the same time she feeds herself.

All an act to get what she wants.

And re: financial stuff. They're obvs paying a financial planner to handle this for them; she's not picking out the stocks and stuff.

It the likely scenario of - this is what we have - this is what we want - we're paying YOU to figure out how to do it.

And the whole 1% thing? That's a pretty average AUM fee but really, they obvs have enough money - scary as it is - that they're just going to pay the guy they trust, even if he was obtained over Jenn's mojitos.

So I wouldn't say she's a "guru"...but she DOES wear the pants in that household when it comes to tit like that. Not Tim.
Tim may be calling and bothering companies for freebies but when she says "jump" when it comes to anything in the household, he asks "how high?"

Do we really think TIM is the one who thought up the idea of redoing the pool area? I'd wager that's alllll Jenn's idea.

And the whole thing about the stretch mark cream. That's just her way of acting all "wifey" on him, asking for his "permission" when - similar to how he answered rather blasé to her - it didn't matter if he said yes or no, she was getting it anyways. This is classic Jenn.

Also, just wanted to bring up how @Quasimodo referenced how there was some nastiness underlying her comments about the pee shakes and all that. That's all classic Jenn too. She always would make fun of him - pointing out that he's currently shitting at DS, as an example - and he RARELY makes fun of her OR she would shut down any funny or embarrassing stories he'd try and tell about her.

She's tit toward him, overall, throughout the relationship.
And I'm not defending him but it just goes more to the fact that SHE runs that household.

Those lives where it's the "loudmouth tells-way-too-much drunk / high" Jenn... is the REAL Jenn.
 
Yeah it is easy to be good with money when you are suddenly making 5 times more than you did previously. Just guessing here maybe the wheels will come off someday soon and we will find out for sure.

Meanwhile Pete Werner and Dreams Unlimited getting sued for $866,160.45 by American Express tells me that depraved a-hole might finally get what's coming to him!
 
Quasimodo said:
And it’s July 18th and they still haven’t had Da Baby’s (“it’s a nickname!”) monthly checkup (which would be the 6th) because “he left the hospital a few days after his birth due to being in the NICU”.

Translation: ugh who can even bother keeping up with baby’s health anyway? He just gets some bad gas after eating, Da Baby is sooooo silly! *fake laugh*

But more importantly they both have appointments this week for their greasy thinning hair you guyzzzzzzzz. Also Ginn’s “stylist” was also really “booked”.
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I had a c-section on a Monday and we left the hospital on the following Thursday. Never had problems getting to monthly checkups that were definitely on time. They are lazy and don't care about the baby that had the audacity to not be a girl.
 
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