The Tim Tracker #102 We're in The Grifted Program

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Question for our Florida tattlers, is it chilly around Orlando today? Dim had an Epcot jacket on and J$ had a hoodie on in the IG stories. May help determine if they are on another trip or not.
It looks to be in the 50s in Kisseemee according to my weather app(I have Kisseemee programmed as an option because of trips lol). 50s sounds like a heatwave to me right now.

I made a Bluey cake for a kid today and it made me sad for Jackson because that's likely not in the cards for him and his birthday.
 
Pretty sure that’s keke’s

I was at the one at Millenia in June and it was just plain white plates.

(unless they've changed them, or vary by location?)

ETA: I checked a photo I took of what I ordered for confirmation. 🤪

Question for our Florida tattlers, is it chilly around Orlando today? Dim had an Epcot jacket on and J$ had a hoodie on in the IG stories. May help determine if they are on another trip or not.

Yes. It's 55 degrees here ATM, and raining.
 
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🤦🏻‍ Tim shading people about not going around the observation tower twice on the 5K course, therefore “cheating”, so they don’t deserve the medal.

Then he brags BIG TIME about getting two plastic medals on this cruise!
Tim, as a 40 year old, do you have self esteem issues?
“Thou does boast too much!”
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So they feed Jackson lots of sugar at teatime.
THIS and a cup of gummy bears.
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Then they think that the best way for him to burn off all his energy is to jump, twerk and roll on the Grand Hall carpet?
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LOL they're at dinner at 1923 again for the last night of their cruise, and not only are they butchering the pronunciation of EVERYTHING ("Dolphin Nose potatoes") but Jenn's amazing editing cut Tim off mid-sentence as he was talking about the steak so she could start talking about her dessert.

I love the trend of their Disney cruise videos where Tim books parasailing and it gets canceled, and then it just rains all day. They had a miserable day at Castaway Cay.

Also, his 5k time was somewhere above 30 minutes. For someone who has been running a 5k every day, his time should be MUCH BETTER. I'm guessing most of his runs are like Jenn's attempted Star Wars 10k.
 
Question for our Florida tattlers, is it chilly around Orlando today? Dim had an Epcot jacket on and J$ had a hoodie on in the IG stories. May help determine if they are on another trip or not.
I just left town yesterday so not sure about weather today but as someone used to Florida weather it has been chilly the past few days in the mornings and nights at least so I can imagine him wearing a light jacket. I drove to Georgia yesterday with my two girls. (all by myself Jenn! look at what women are capable of…no nanny either to watch my kids gasp!)and we are staying in a treehouse for a few days then driving to Tennessee to go to Dollywood and meet with up with family. Not sure why I wrote that…no one cares what I’m doing lol. I will say I did not watch a tracker video in prep for my Dollywood visit. 🤣
 
I just left town yesterday so not sure about weather today but as someone used to Florida weather it has been chilly the past few days in the mornings and nights at least so I can imagine him wearing a light jacket. I drove to Georgia yesterday with my two girls. (all by myself Jenn! look at what women are capable of…no nanny either to watch my kids gasp!)and we are staying in a treehouse for a few days then driving to Tennessee to go to Dollywood and meet with up with family. Not sure why I wrote that…no one cares what I’m doing lol. I will say I did not watch a tracker video in prep for my Dollywood visit. 🤣
Enjoy Dollywood! I love it this time of year. Have the Slackers ever done Dollywood? Never mind. I don’t want to know. It would only enrage me to hear the litany of complaints they no doubt have.
 
Welp, Dim is in his element bitching about things not going his way, mostly due to his own piss poor planning. He got hisself one o'them plastic medals! Huzzah!
He wanted to witch even more but it looks like DJ for once, didn't include his whole pout. J$ being the only kid out of control in the atrium, which we're calling 'getting his energy out', apparently. There's a reason why there was a partition around the gingerbread house, but asshole had to show it unfinished anyway. They ate a fuckton of food, double portions and mispronunciations for a surprise! Jesus, he's almost three, he can hold a kid sized burger, DJ. he's also getting nails like his old man. AHahahahaaa she cut him off mid steak tantrum.

Ooh no! the pizza hole is closed, how will he sleep?! Quick, buy a bunch of useless tit! One more harassment of the cruise furries to carry him through the summer. It wasn't enough for him to get his rocks off, so he's blue balled angry about it.
 
Dim: "I'm gonna start running now - I'm gonna go to the bathroom first - but then I'm gonna start running."

Sometimes Dim sounds like the one who is getting potty-trained cause he always needs to announce to the world when he's got to relieve his pee shakes or post-2-dozen-eggies diarrhea.
 
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