chattycatty
VIP Member
Her mother and father will do it like now
she won’t know what’s hit her when she’s back working and having to go to London again she will tit her kecksLondon is her base but worked from home because of Covid
The Tales of Elmsvale #1
- Thread starter Star is born
- Start date
1
she won’t know what’s hit her when she’s back working and having to go to London again she will tit her kecks
Foodaholic
VIP Member
Oh look. Jenson having a sleepover at the weekend.....!!
WhisperingAngle
New member
Did you get onto “I actually got him to sleep on my own last night…” Like, wtf is the normal situation? You have to both get him to sleep? Or your mum and dad come round and do it?
WhisperingAngle
New member
“Jenson doesn’t have a set bedtime cos it doesn’t fit in with mine and Ali’s lifestyle 
…like we’re going for a meal on Weds at 7.30 and if his bedtime was 7pm, like what would we do? Not go?”
Yes. Exactly you selfish prick! You wouldn’t go, or you’d get a babysitter (let’s face it, you love palming him off on other people).
…like we’re going for a meal on Weds at 7.30 and if his bedtime was 7pm, like what would we do? Not go?”Yes. Exactly you selfish prick! You wouldn’t go, or you’d get a babysitter (let’s face it, you love palming him off on other people).
Foodaholic
VIP Member
She really said this??!!“Jenson doesn’t have a set bedtime cos it doesn’t fit in with mine and Ali’s lifestyle
Yes. Exactly you selfish prick! You wouldn’t go, or you’d get a babysitter (let’s face it, you love palming him off on other people).
Question, did she actually want to have a child?
WhisperingAngle
New member
Yeah it’s on the stories now, alongside a monologue of how to do sleep training wrong.
observerisshe
VIP Member
My mind is blown that she has considered paying someone to help her sleep train her <1year old
Foodaholic
VIP Member
Can't beleive what I've just watched....
I dont know who is worse me for watching or her for rambling on for so long about getting her kid to sleep.
I really don't understand the logic of oh but if we go for a meal at 7.30 then what are we supposed to do.
Shes unreal. Be a parent that's what you do love!
Unbelievable.
I dont know who is worse me for watching or her for rambling on for so long about getting her kid to sleep.
I really don't understand the logic of oh but if we go for a meal at 7.30 then what are we supposed to do.
Shes unreal. Be a parent that's what you do love!
Unbelievable.
eskimopie
VIP Member
You don’t go for a meal when you have a baby. You get a babysitter or you fuckin stay in. Didn’t realise she was quite so selfish. Why would you even want to take such a young baby into a restaurant when you know they’re due a bottle and bed? Asking for hassle.
eskimopie
VIP Member
First time mum and she’s got too much time on her hands. Can’t wait to see her when she’s back at work, Jenson is legging it round like a mini bleeping hurricane and she falls preg with baby no2.
Katywoowoo
New member
Favourite part of her Insta story today ‘Normally on Wednesday I have Jenson all day … well of course I do, I am his mother’. Why would anyone on maternity leave need to call out a day where they have their child all day, unless this wasn’t the norm.
bluelagoona
New member
This was such a weird thing for her to say
Foodaholic
VIP Member
So odd. Why even plan for a child if you're going to palm it off all the time?
Just put yourself first as usual Hannah, who cares if the baby is upset. Now she’s off for an afternoon at float planet, who has this kid all the time“Jenson doesn’t have a set bedtime cos it doesn’t fit in with mine and Ali’s lifestyle
Yes. Exactly you selfish prick! You wouldn’t go, or you’d get a babysitter (let’s face it, you love palming him off on other people).
NoseyHole20
Active member
