The SocialMama.xo #26 It's me. Hi. I'm the problem it's me.

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I wonder if she’s had a bollocking from her agency. The piss poor engagement with the Specsavers ad followed by a week of missed opportunities to take so much content (packing for Italy, things to do, ootd, grwm’s etc!) she could have honestly squeezed so much out of it especially as it’s literally her job! If her phone was broken like she says then surely she can just log in or record content on ATMs phone? It all doesn’t add up to me.
 
as the above said, she could have done so much content as a ‘mummy influencer’
- what outfits she was taking on her holiday as she has lost weight, packing for her kids as they are shipped out to different places, the actual trip and how chill it is travelling with no kids, then coming back and even bullshit like ordering an online shop/meal planning etc!
Mum influencers have tons of content cos they literally make it about doing tasks like organising a drawer or supermarket hauls…. Big Aims does NOTHING! If she did actually earn £4k one month, I hope she hasn’t spent it cos she won’t be making that again!
 
Out the loop said:
I think there’s been some sort of incident at this wedding, her radio silence then the stories of how her memory of the day is hazy and the broken phone. I wonder if she’s got absolute mortal, made a right bleep of herself and now has the absolute fear
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Could imagine their was at least one dog pile of guests (caused by the oil secreting off of Aimee's sparkling dome) 💦✨🤔?



I genuinely wouldn't be surprised if she's kept her phone in her bra and it's tit sweat that's caused that weird glare on her camera (caused by condensation under the lens) 🤢.

Happened to a colleague on a Xmas night out and it looked the same 🫠
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Mysteryy said:
Right, why does big aunt Bertha of Bon Marché influencer fame dress like a 70 year old but not have a wee setting powder or blotting paper next to her mint humbugs in her handbag?[ /QUOTE]

Big Aunt Bertha of Bon Marché thread title suggestion @Mysteryy ? The mint humbags 💀💀
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Whys kyle stood there like a spare prick, as if he's just been caught in a strangers video 😭
 

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Whys kyle stood there like a spare prick, as if he's just been caught in a strangers video 😭
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Maybe Fisty Kyle's arms are sore 😂?

It's so awkwardly set up though... Those kids can't have a true moment without it being for content 💔. Why were they not just doing a big group hug? They are total cunts 😤.

Don't you find it weird and gross that she explained where all of her kids went (before they left for Italy and again today)?Just so easy for people to figure out where her mum, etc., all live.

I knew she gave no fucks about exploiting her kids but she could do the bare minimum and try and keep them safe, especially since they are her excuse for not having a real job and her little cash cows.

She also said Oakily Doakily is more verbal 😳 He's probably learned more in the last few days being cared for by other people than he has so far in his whole life with his actual maw.

Aimee always gets on my nerves but the way she said "reunited" 🙄 as if it wasn't her choice to split them up in the first place was strike one for me.

Strike two was the way she kept saying "dump" for photos. You know when your kid learns new patter and won't stop saying it? Aimee, you're not 18, stop saying dump. Mad bleeping toalie that she is 💩
 
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soupmodel said:
Maybe Fisty Kyle's arms are sore 😂?

It's so awkwardly set up though... Those kids can't have a true moment without it being for content 💔. Why were they not just doing a big group hug? They are total cunts 😤.

Don't you find it weird and gross that she explained where all of her kids went (before they left for Italy and again today)?Just so easy for people to figure out where her mum, etc., all live.

I knew she gave no fucks about exploiting her kids but she could do the bare minimum and try and keep them safe, especially since they are her excuse for not having a real job and her little cash cows.

She also said Oakily Doakily is more verbal 😳 He's probably learned more in the last few days being cared for by other people than he has so far in his whole life with his actual maw.

Aimee always gets on my nerves but the way she said "reunited" 🙄 as if it wasn't her choice to split them up in the first place was strike one for me.

Strike two was the way she kept saying "dump" for photos. You know when your kid learns new patter and won't stop saying it? Aimee, you're not 18, stop saying dump. Mad bleeping toalie that she is 💩
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Reunited 🙈
She's acting like it's Sophie's choice!! The rickets mob were down the road, not on their way to Auchwitz ffs.

#justiceforjackson
#i'll adopt him
 
Lucas2018 said:
She’s added more photos from the trip. How is she actually orange in the photos and everyone else has normal make up!
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She's bleeping google translated "photo" and "dump".
Aimee, we know you read here. "Italiano" means the Italian language 😂. Italian, like most languages, doesn't have the same sentence structure as English.

This is better Italian for your caption:
"raccolta di foto dell'Italia"

"Scaricamento di foto" will be closer to what she was trying to go for but FFS.

She's literally wrote "drain/discharge Italian (language) photo". Without context, it's just a weird mash of words. Someone with better Italian than me will know more but MAMA MIA 😭😭!

This is all because she obsessed with saying dump 💩🤣.

Photo dump is patter from 2 years ago, bleeping hell, Big Aunt Bertha 💀
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soupmodel said:
She's bleeping google translated "photo" and "dump".
Aimee, we know you read here. "Italiano" means the Italian language 😂. Italian, like most languages, doesn't have the same sentence structure as English.

This is better Italian for your caption:
"raccolta di foto dell'Italia"

"Scaricamento di foto" will be closer to what she was trying to go for but FFS.

She's literally wrote "drain/discharge Italian (language) photo". Without context, it's just a weird mash of words. Someone with better Italian than me will know more but MAMA MIA 😭😭!

This is all because she obsessed with saying dump 💩🤣.

Photo dump is patter from 2 years ago, bleeping hell, Big Aunt Bertha 💀View attachment 3176313 q
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Haha I just about duplicated your photo. Why is she looking radioactive for a wedding! Both her skin and those teeth, jeeez. If I were the bride I'd have asked her to tone it down a little as she looks ridiculous. All the others look quite natural and pretty then heres big shaimee with the mortuary makeup, cheap ass fake tan and the gifted bra on show 🙈
 
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