The Real Housewives of Cheshire

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Well Tanya's daughter tested positive and Tanya carried on as usual. Selfish people.
Leanne I can’t even. She believes in all sorts of tit and so does Leilani.

I didn’t know about Tanya. Though she was on the show saying Phil’s grandad was really poorly with it earlier this year!

These people have far too much time on their hands!
 
I'm so glad they ditched Leilani - she was an awful addition I think

Me too. She has such a high opinion of herself. Found it strange that she thought she was so much of a lady that no one expected that she gets her baps out for cash???? Like this made her better than anyone else who does it. She made a nasty comment and repulsed that no one wants to see Dawn's bum when she lifted up her skirt. I'm afraid if you make a living out of that kind of thing you're not really in position to tear others for it.
She thought she was better than everyone especially because she didn't have any plastic surgery. Strange.

I remember her making a bitchy comment about Christine still breast feeding because she has huge fake boobs. Sounded jealous. She's probably desperate for big giant boobs, but has made that much of an ordeal bitching about folk over their surgeries she can't possibly get them & is hurting inside 😂
 
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She was virtually flashing her flaps on her Instagram stories

Leanne more or less telling ppl to break the rules and do as we please

haha that doesn’t surprise me. I have a lil story from when Ampika used to escort for real way before all this OF stuff not sure how interesting people will find it. And I’m quite new here also so obvs I know not to bring anyone else’s name into it but I want to be sure I don’t break the rules.
 
haha that doesn’t surprise me. I have a lil story from when Ampika used to escort for real way before all this OF stuff not sure how interesting people will find it. And I’m quite new here also so obvs I know not to bring anyone else’s name into it but I want to be sure I don’t break the rules.
Anyone with tea to spill is welcome here 😅🐸☕
 
Bit late but don’t tar me with the same brush as that thing Dawn! Tanya Turner had class! She certainly wasnt racist, she would f you over black, white, jewish or gentile. Equal ops!:ROFLMAO:

Now. Tell me the lystra via Lipstick alley goss.
And the Ampika stuffs.

I have nothing much to add only that Royston and Nick used to (might still do) run the salon at the Dorchester. They were hilarous and did my hair for an event there- I guess they have to be nice and fun at work though. They are friends will all sorts of c list women of a certain age.

Id really love to see a reality show “Dawn from WAG to Lag... my days at Wormwood scrubs” please someone call Andy Cohen!
 
Anyone with tea to spill is welcome here 😅🐸☕

ok, work done for the weekend have time to write this...

Ok, so I used to work as an escort myself (left the industry since, cut all ties, needed normality, much happier with my life now, the usual story). Ampika and I had a mutual client. Eccentric old guy who used to come regularly to uk from the states and split his time pretty much between london and Manchester.

Now this guys ‘thing’ was a. To book a few girls at the same time usually and b. To buy tit loads of cheap, tacky god awful ‘sexy’ (but never looked sexy Coz quality so bad) outfits from online sex shops and have you dress up and pose for pics (with consent not in secret) and do cheesy role plays, naughty school girl and professor etc. Because he was so into the whole scene and saw so many girls regularly he would spend most of the time you were with him showing you photos of his time with other girls. Ampika used to knock about with these two blond girls (one was brunette towards the last time I heard of her) from Manchester, they introduced her to him, those two girls I did meet a couple times and they told me Ampika was working in a beauty salon or something like that but she did escort on the side.

I remember the client showing me these hilarious pics of him and Ampika and one of the girls doing a teacher sexy school girl role play and him spanking her on the bum with a ruler. And there was another set of pics he showed me of this apartment he rented in Manchester for his 60th with about ten girls including Ampika dressed up as French maids which turned into a massive orgy.

then up she pops on real housewives and I didn’t half chuckle to myself looking at her all glammed up on the telly thinking of her in those tacky £10 sexy school girl outfits 😂
 
Is that how she funded her salon? Who was her ex again? Her childs dad, surely he must've known about that.
There must be loads of girls who've seen her pics if the man likes to show them off.

There was someone wasn’t there, early on? But she didn’t ever reveal who it was, could it have been him? I think she got dumped by him as well, iirc.
 
I’ve literally just re watched all of RHOC 😂

Ampika can’t decide what she wants between Maaak and mystery man, who later transpires to be an old bloke (shock)

Three scenes in the old series that never fail to make me chuckle:

Ester referring to Ampika’s salon as a dodgy curry house 😂

And Lauren saying ‘you can usually tell if a person is quite dumb/stupid because stupid people are usually kind’ 😂

Who can forget Dawn referring to Misse’s mole as a currant 😂 so childish 😂
 
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