Well I’ve watched the whole series and just await the Brian show. Here’s my review that absolutely no one has asked for…
My opinion on Ell hasn’t changed, she’s rocking an 80s Dynasty look and looks in her mid 40s. She keeps mentioning age and being rude about Rachel but until Ell gets a make under, there’s not much difference in looks and age to me.
We have seen the others at various times, apart from Lystra, looking tired, fresh faced, etc at some point. Even annoying Paige was less annoying showing herself looking natural after giving birth. Whereas Ell seems to just dip her face into some Estée Lauder circa 1986 template every morning and always looks the same.
I don’t like the way they have turned on Rachel this season over nothing really, but Nicole has stuck to her guns, and I really like Nicole and Rachel’s friendship.
Finally sorry to bang on about Ell but her boob job isn’t good at all and looks like two stuck on tennis balls. Her new house also is beyond minimalist, it’s bare. She needs to go! Paige could have been a good
witch based on her behaviour last series, but not sure now the baby’s here.
Lauren is just Lauren. I admit I don’t mind her. She says things that make me cringe but will stand up to Lystra or any of them.
I am preferring Sheena as a stirrer, she was vanilla before. I think the production team want Seema to remain as a “floater” to get on with everyone and keep the peace when it goes too far. Or maybe she’s just really too faced!
Ampika and Tanya is a tough one. They were, when the show started, my two faves. But now they are back I just feel a bit short changed. I think the guest status isn’t working. Commit fully or walk away.
Edit - I missed a review of Lystra!
. Shes just loud, aggressive and professionally offended! She shouts then storms off when she doesn’t get her way. That’s it! Rinse and repeat!
bacteria heaven
