The Real Housewives of Cheshire #7

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I know I can’t be alone in this thought but what the actual duck does Lystra look like 😳
I’ve seen pictures of her before surgery and she was quite stunning and got work I think as a Naomi Campbell lookalike.
Why anyone would want tits and arse as big as hers unless she’s a paid call girl for men and women with a fetish for the extreme surgery 🤷‍♀️
Anyone know if her and Ashley are real or just a story line it all seems a bit weird and off to me 🤣
 
DCI Jack Logan said:
I know I can’t be alone in this thought but what the actual duck does Lystra look like 😳
I’ve seen pictures of her before surgery and she was quite stunning and got work I think as a Naomi Campbell lookalike.
Why anyone would want tits and arse as big as hers unless she’s a paid call girl for men and women with a fetish for the extreme surgery 🤷‍♀️
Anyone know if her and Ashley are real or just a story line it all seems a bit weird and off to me 🤣
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also her nails, they remind me of the old witches fingers you used to get for Halloween 😂
 
Forgot this was back on so just catching up - still on episode 1.

Initial thoughts -

Lystra’s nails look ridiculous - I’d break one within the first hour of having them done! And her arse looks ridiculous.

Lauren’s looking a bit Pete Burns.

I like Rachel’s long sleeve swimsuit.

Why have only three of them got matching PJs?
 
I don't think the chicken shop is like fried chicken like big John's. I think it's part of a supply chain to Bernard Matthews or something. And he isn't the chicken king, its his dad who is. Started off in the west mids I believe.
I was very bored one day and did a deep dive I'll see if I can find the link again
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Ignore me I've got my chicken Kings all mixed up. The above post is about someone different entirely 🤣
 
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Sasha coco said:
I've always thought that about those Edward Scissorhands nails , she'll end up in A@E🤣🤣🤣
Only just found this thread 👍👍
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Have a look at the younger Lystra she looks so much nicer
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Sasha coco said:
I've always thought that about those Edward Scissorhands nails , she'll end up in A@E🤣🤣🤣
Only just found this thread 👍👍
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Have a look at the younger Lystra she looks so much
 
@rosie Posey --- thank you I will, she's still horrible, loud mouthed bully, I don't know how they get on these TV shows and swan around like they are famous celebrities with talent.

I wouldn't like to be on the receiving end of a slap from those hands😱😱😱😱
Didn't know lee ann Brown had split up with the bankrupt Wes Brown, wonder what caused that 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑
 
Sasha coco said:
@rosie Posey --- thank you I will, she's still horrible, loud mouthed bully, I don't know how they get on these TV shows and swan around like they are famous celebrities with talent.

I wouldn't like to be on the receiving end of a slap from those hands😱😱😱😱
Didn't know lee ann Brown had split up with the bankrupt Wes Brown, wonder what caused that 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑
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I think he’s only bankrupt after she took him to the cleaners during the divorce. Mans a prick anyway, hilarious one night seeing him chucked in the back of a police van after he wouldn’t take no for an answer…
 
Here are 3 things that I have learned from this series so far:
1. There are no storyline this series as they are just arguing and creating drama over nothing.
2. They are repeating things that they have already done before i.e. the psychic night and Shane launching a new car.
3. The husband/partners are getting more airtime this series compared to previous ones.
 
It's a complete & utter freak show, most sensibly minded folk point and laugh at some of these idiots.
Here we have Exhibit A..... 😬
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