The Real Housewives of Cheshire #5

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Yeah I definitely reckon that the producers thought with Christine being another brassy blonde with a famous husband that she’d bring extra drama - and she just didn’t! She was as bland and vanilla as they come! She even made Leilani look interesting by comparison, and she was like watching paint dry too! 🤣😴
She was always painted as this simple, friendly soul yet she was a bit of a tit stirrer and I can still remember her saying to hanna “ so are you going to get in shape for your wedding” or something similar to that
 
She was always painted as this simple, friendly soul yet she was a bit of a tit stirrer and I can still remember her saying to hanna “ so are you going to get in shape for your wedding” or something similar to that
I remember that and I was shocked that she said it. I can't stand Hannah, but thought that was such a nasty thing to say, especially when Hannah was slim, talk about body shaming and making girls feel insecure. I feel sorry for her daughter's, imagine if they put an extra pound or two of weight on.
 
I hope they never bring Ampika back, couldn’t stand her 🤣 Magali and train gate though I’d pay to watch weekly!
They need to do something, as the bunch they have on now are all irritating and not watchable

I thought she was a nothing housewife. I've heard she's another nut job like Leanne
She should never have been put on the show, and not sure how she got the gig in the first place. But I did feel really sorry for her, as they all bullied her relentlessly and she didn’t stand a chance. It was uncomfortable viewing.

Christine was such a snore (and a bore).
I bet she only got on the show ( as a part time HW ) due to her friendship with Tanya. But she was so boring. It must take her ages to walk down the street after checking out her reflection in every shop window 🤣. Her and Lystra are like blow up sex dolls

I remember that and I was shocked that she said it. I can't stand Hannah, but thought that was such a nasty thing to say, especially when Hannah was slim, talk about body shaming and making girls feel insecure. I feel sorry for her daughter's, imagine if they put an extra pound or two of weight on.
As with all of these wannabes, most of them start out as moderately attractive ( girl next door pretty ) then they bag themselves a celeb, get loads of surgery and look nothing like their former selves. As in the case of CM
 

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They need to do something, as the bunch they have on now are all irritating and not watchable


She should never have been put on the show, and not sure how she got the gig in the first place. But I did feel really sorry for her, as they all bullied her relentlessly and she didn’t stand a chance. It was uncomfortable viewing.


I bet she only got on the show ( as a part time HW ) due to her friendship with Tanya. But she was so boring. It must take her ages to walk down the street after checking out her reflection in every shop window 🤣. Her and Lystra are like blow up sex dolls


As with all of these wannabes, most of them start out as moderately attractive ( girl next door pretty ) then they bag themselves a celeb, get loads of surgery and look nothing like their former selves. As in the case of CM
I would never have recognised her.
 
I hated Christine too. Never seen someone SO full of themselves in my life. I couldn’t even watch her for longer than a minute. I don’t even think she’s that attractive. Her hair was far too blonde for her skin and she always looked like she had a ‘tache with all the terrible make up she wore. She could almost be mistaken for a drag queen with those ridiculous fake boobs.
 
I hated Christine too. Never seen someone SO full of themselves in my life. I couldn’t even watch her for longer than a minute. I don’t even think she’s that attractive. Her hair was far too blonde for her skin and she always looked like she had a ‘tache with all the terrible make up she wore. She could almost be mistaken for a drag queen with those ridiculous fake boobs.
Agree, she certainly would turn heads walking down the street but thats because she looks so bloody fake ( like Lystra ). She has tried to carve herself some kind of career off of the back of Paddy’s fame, but she is such a non entity, no one wants to see her.
She needs to stick to the semi naked shots, as that is all she is any good at.
You can see why Paddy had a fling with Nicole Appleton, at least she is natural and looks far more fun to be around.

Dawn is more full of herself than Christine, she was constantly saying people wanted to be her (out loud 😳).
How’s that charge for racially aggravated assault going Dawn? I bet everyone wants one of those, and a house that they own 0000.3% of 🤣.
I watch her on IG in Dubai occasionally as her pure existence has become so fake, that I am waiting for it to implode. All she seems to do it go out for big flashy meals, drive around in a golf cart and pose by her tiny pool. If she thought she was a big fish in Cheshire, she is just plankton in Duba. It is full of fake people far wealthier than the Wards. 😆

I would never have recognised her.
Yes, she looks more like Nicole Appleton there. Maybe that’s more Paddy’s type! 😉
 
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Agree, she certainly would turn heads walking down the street but thats because she looks so bloody fake ( like Lystra ). She has tried to carve herself some kind of career off of the back of Paddy’s fame, but she is such a non entity, no one wants to see her.
She needs to stick to the semi naked shots, as that is all she is any good at.
You can see why Paddy had a fling with Nicole Appleton, at least she is natural and looks far more fun to be around.


I watch her on IG in Dubai occasionally as her pure existence has become so fake, that I am waiting for it to implode. All she seems to do it go out for big flashy meals, drive around in a golf cart and pose by her tiny pool. If she thought she was a big fish in Cheshire, she is just plankton in Duba. It is full of fake people far wealthier than the Wards. 😆


Yes, she looks more like Nicole Appleton there. Maybe that’s more Paddy’s type! 😉
Ha, maybe. I could never understand the affair with Nicole as she's not pretty in the slightest and I thought he must like the fake look. I didn't know he'd met her before all the surgery
 
Have I been under a rock, the Nicole Appleton affair I didn’t even know happened!!
I think with a lot of these women who are obsessed by their looks, sometimes a guy just wants someone natural who he can have a laugh with. I think thats what happened with Nicole.
Lets face it, she bagged LG at a time when he could of had any woman ( well, you know what I mean! 🤪 ).

Ha, maybe. I could never understand the affair with Nicole as she's not pretty in the slightest and I thought he must like the fake look. I didn't know he'd met her before all the surgery
He probably liked CM when she was more natural when he first met her. I bet she had a bit more character about her then too. Now she’s just a boring posey pair of tits n arse, and is good for visual purposes only without the need to speak. Ouch! 🤣
 
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I think with a lot of these women who are obsessed by their looks, sometimes a guy just wants someone natural who he can have a laugh with. I think thats what happened with Nicole.
Lets face it, she bagged LG at a time when he could of had any woman ( well, you know what I mean! 🤪 ).


He probably liked CM when she was more natural when he first met her. I bet she had a bit more character about her then too. Now she’s just a boring posey pair of tits n arse, and is good for visual purposes only without the need to speak. Ouch! 🤣
I mean that's what I though he saw he on the way she looks as I couldn't understand what he'd have in common with Christine. I now know she liked a lot different so maybe she used to have a personality.
 
I watch her on IG in Dubai occasionally as her pure existence has become so fake, that I am waiting for it to implode. All she seems to do it go out for big flashy meals, drive around in a golf cart and pose by her tiny pool. If she thought she was a big fish in Cheshire, she is just plankton in Duba. It is full of fake people far wealthier than the Wards. 😆
Whilst I have to admit I do envy her living it up in Dubai ( I know but I do 🤷‍♀️) Ashley always looks miserable 😬
 
Hi! I’ve not been on this thread before, but just wondered if anyone new what Rachel Livonia being jumped on for? I couldn’t see anything and she doesn’t specify. I jumped straight on to tattle but can’t find anything !

Ps my friend worked with ampika and said she rocked up at his work (a factory) full of hair dye and had to wash it off in a hand sink !
 
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