The Real Housewives of Cheshire #4 The witches of Eastwick

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I'm finding the wife very Stepford... like a fembot continually repeating 'I LOVE MY HUSBAND... MY HUSBAND IS SO HOT...' Divorce coming in 10... 9..
She knows she got lucky as did he.

Can anyone remember Dawn at the bar in the posh hotel after a huge row and Tanya just fell down the stairs. I still howl every time I think of it
Same. Dawn ‘is that fuckin’ Tanya’? Couldn’t have cared at all.
 
Just watching the second episode now. God Tanya is the most annoying one of the lot! Those weird gurny noises she makes when she’s pretending to be nervous 😫 she sounded like an animal herself at the animal park! Also, there was absolutely nothing wrong with her daughter’s nose. She was uniquely attractive and now she’s just going to look like every other indentikit insta-girl, all of them the bloody same.
And, I personally don’t get what the issue was with Hannah’s book cover. It seemed quite clear to me that she was just poking fun at the whole ‘getting your tits out for money’ argument. It just felt a bit like everyone was dragging her down just to prove a point instead of congratulating her on the book. I’m not Hannah’s biggest fan but I found it a bit mean.
 
Just watching the second episode now. God Tanya is the most annoying one of the lot! Those weird gurny noises she makes when she’s pretending to be nervous 😫 she sounded like an animal herself at the animal park! Also, there was absolutely nothing wrong with her daughter’s nose. She was uniquely attractive and now she’s just going to look like every other indentikit insta-girl, all of them the bloody same.
And, I personally don’t get what the issue was with Hannah’s book cover. It seemed quite clear to me that she was just poking fun at the whole ‘getting your tits out for money’ argument. It just felt a bit like everyone was dragging her down just to prove a point instead of congratulating her on the book. I’m not Hannah’s biggest fan but I found it a bit mean.
Yes Tanya thinks she's absolutely hilarious, all self deprecating about how much surgery she's had etc but still likes to remind us that she was a poverty stricken single mum from time to time zzz
 
I was cringing at them shrieking at the zoo. Second hand embarrassment- they’re adults FFS🤦🏽‍♀️

Sheena is smug asf 😖 and 100% full of herself based off the fact she is Shane Lynch’s wife 👏🏽 Well done 🥳👏🏽😕
She is/has literally been riding her “HuSbAnD’s” famous coat-tail and thinks that is her ‘purpose’ 🙄/she made it in life because she’s - “ShANe LyNcH’s WiFe”
I cringe 😣

Also,Did anyone notice Hanna’s face with Lystra and Jasmine were walking into the party???
It was so horrible! 😳
I’ve noticed that alot about her throughout the seasons/with people her facial expressions give her away.I think she’s the nastiest out of all of housewives,A class a 2 faced bitchy witch 🤮

I just saw this😳😳
 
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I watched the first part up to the adverts and the show is so annoying now and Tanya is awful. It's time to axe the show or do a total re-cast.
I read that Shane's Irish bar isn't that great, what his wife like?
❤️ I watched it and 🤷‍♀️ it’s shite isn’t it
I think it’s well and truly had it’s day
No one has their original nose
Hannah and her ridiculous eye rolling 👀
Listeria and her over the top tits and arse
Everyone dressed in their tacky 1980’s garish fashion
 
❤ I watched it and 🤷‍♀️ it’s shite isn’t it
I think it’s well and truly had it’s day
No one has their original nose
Hannah and her ridiculous eye rolling 👀
Listeria and her over the top tits and arse
Everyone dressed in their tacky 1980’s garish fashion
Rachel in her see through dress and big granny pants is the highlight of today's episode. You can tell they're scrambling as two of the ex housewives get some camera time, as well as the vile hairdressers. At this point they seem to be just chucking everything at it and see what sticks :oops:
 
[QUOTE="Behelzabobs, post: 6823610, member:
❤ I watched it and 🤷‍♀️ it’s shite isn’t it
I think it’s well and truly had it’s day
No one has their original nose
Hannah and her ridiculous eye rolling 👀
Listeria and her over the top tits and arse
Everyone dressed in their tacky 1980’s garish fashion
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This made me proper chuckle - so true!!!
 
[QUOTE="Behelzabobs, post: 6823610, member:
❤ I watched it and 🤷‍♀️ it’s shite isn’t it
I think it’s well and truly had it’s day
No one has their original nose
Hannah and her ridiculous eye rolling 👀
Listeria and her over the top tits and arse
Everyone dressed in their tacky 1980’s garish fashion
This made me proper chuckle - so true!!!
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me too :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO:
 
I know the RH franchise in general is now a bit fake but the Cheshire series is now just REALLY bad acting.
I agree it’s had it’s day and they need to move on either down south or maybe Edinburgh. I think a Scottish series would be great
I just think they need to re-cast and either have it based in the North West, like someone said above. I think Scotland would be good, but not down South, we have enough reality shows from there, towie and made in Chelsea.
 
I never knew the soundbites were filmed with a green screen🤦🏽‍♀️🙄😂 always thought what lovely flower arrangements they had!
 

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Just watching last night's installment and I know it's all fake (even the vox pops - who knew!?) but when Lystra was face timing Tanya in the restaurant, you can see that Lystra's background on the phone (a plant/tree) doesn't match the background in the restaurant (wood panelling). I don't even think Lystra's top matches but she moves in the phone in-screen image so it's "live". Made me laugh but then the whole thing does now.
 
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