The Real Housewives of Cheshire #3

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Just saw the latest RHOC episode last night, BORING!
Iā€™m not saying for one minute itā€™s lost itā€™s way since Wardy left, it just has no real characters anymore. Lystra and now ( bloody ) Ester ( somehow trying to come back ) act so fake, and throw their ( gold digging wealth ) in your face. Lystra especially, canā€™t enter a room without a huge fanfare! It becomes a real bore each and every time ā€œ ITā€™S LYSTRA DARLING!!!! ā€œ. Debbie is a fruitcake, Tanya has gone all weird, Seema is nice but dull, Rachel is just nice but can be fun, Hannah is irritating so that just leaves Lauren and Nicole to add a bit of sass to the show.
 
I haven't watched this latest series yet - I can't stand Ester, Lystra or Hanna (and her weird over-exaggerated expressions!)

Seema is harmless but no real TV presence. Lauren is bonkers but entertaining - not a fan of Dawn but at least she was good at playing the villain and being constantly pissed and on the attack!

It's a rainy weekend so I'll probably give it a go :ROFLMAO:
 
I think I had higher expectations for Hanna. She was qualified and built up her practice based on that. Her source of income wasn't linked to her husband like the other women. She didn't have the fake boobs, fake lips and just seemed a bit more normal. I also think she was unfairly treated by Dawn. But now? She looks ridiculous with those lips but more egregiously, she's annoying AF!
 
I just can't take listeria seriously, she's like a comedy drag act you find on Blackpool sea front šŸ™„

Omg this! I hope she doesnā€™t come back next series!
I think I had higher expectations for Hanna. She was qualified and built up her practice based on that. Her source of income wasn't linked to her husband like the other women. She didn't have the fake boobs, fake lips and just seemed a bit more normal. I also think she was unfairly treated by Dawn. But now? She looks ridiculous with those lips but more egregiously, she's annoying AF!
I think Hannahā€™s parents are very wealthy I could be wrong but I donā€™t think she got to where she is on her own, isnā€™t she Persian or something? Persians are usually very wealthy
 
Omg this! I hope she doesnā€™t come back next series!

I think Hannahā€™s parents are very wealthy I could be wrong but I donā€™t think she got to where she is on her own, isnā€™t she Persian or something? Persians are usually very wealthy
I just can't take listeria seriously, she's like a comedy drag act you find on Blackpool sea front šŸ™„
Can you imagine how embarrassing it would be bumping into her in the street if you knew her. I wonder what she is like on an ā€œ off ā€œ day? no-one can be that OTT all the time.

I just can't take listeria seriously, she's like a comedy drag act you find on Blackpool sea front šŸ™„
Thatā€™s probably why those bitchy queens Nick and Royston like her šŸ¤£
 
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Who on earth is this maddy creature?
One minute she looks 50 the next 30. Such a old very old face.
Woops maybe she pulled her teny tinny thong bikkini up way to much.
Hey that's a tip don't spray Verve Clique all over your face.
What a load of fowl idiot no class and definitely no sas.
Sheā€™s a personal trainer and lifestyle coach allegedly. No idea why she is flavour of the month with the Wards though? Sheā€™s not rich, but does seem to be very friendly with Ash though. Aye Aye šŸ¤£
 
Been out for a lovely lunch in my village today with my daughter.
Lystra was there too. Noticed her straight away due to the exaggerated lashes and nails. I have to say tha she has a very pretty face and skin in real life. The Instagram filters donā€™t do her justice. Anyhow I digress. The sad thing was when she walked out, two ladies on the next table were laughing at the state of her bottom, we too was laughing. My daughter said it was like cottage cheese ā€¦ very lumpy and just a ridiculous shape and size! She walked out not as you would expect. No confidence and self conscious! She knew people would laugh at her.
Also Iā€™m ashamed to say only I in the rest knew who she was šŸ˜‚šŸ¤¦ā€ā™€ļø
 
Are Dawn and Ashley swingers? It wouldnā€™t shock me if they were...always thought there was something odd about Ashleyā€™s relationship with Ester when she moved in with them šŸ¤®

Sheā€™s a personal trainer and lifestyle coach allegedly. No idea why she is flavour of the month with the Wards though? Sheā€™s not rich, but does seem to be very friendly with Ash though. Aye Aye šŸ¤£
 
Been out for a lovely lunch in my village today with my daughter.
Lystra was there too. Noticed her straight away due to the exaggerated lashes and nails. I have to say tha she has a very pretty face and skin in real life. The Instagram filters donā€™t do her justice. Anyhow I digress. The sad thing was when she walked out, two ladies on the next table were laughing at the state of her bottom, we too was laughing. My daughter said it was like cottage cheese ā€¦ very lumpy and just a ridiculous shape and size! She walked out not as you would expect. No confidence and self conscious! She knew people would laugh at her.
Also Iā€™m ashamed to say only I in the rest knew who she was šŸ˜‚šŸ¤¦ā€ā™€ļø


Maybe thatā€™s why sheā€™s always ā€œ Itā€™s Listeria, Iā€™m hereā€ to draw attention away from it?ā€¦šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø

Are Dawn and Ashley swingers? It wouldnā€™t shock me if they were...always thought there was something odd about Ashleyā€™s relationship with Ester when she moved in with them šŸ¤®

Has been previously posted on here about them being swingers šŸ™„šŸ¤­šŸ¤«
 
Darby and her fella are morphing into each other!
the kid wonā€™t be able to look like either of them until itā€™s old enough to have surgery!!
 

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I watched the first few series of RHOC because itā€™s local and Iā€˜d seen some of the ā€˜housewivesā€™ around town. After a while, it (or should I say ā€˜theyā€™) started to get on my nerves with the same storylines regurgitated over and over. I caught a couple of episodes of the last and current series and itā€˜s really lost its way. I can clearly remember the characters in Series 1 with Ampika, Leanne, Magali and of course, the ā€™queenā€™ herself, Wardy. Now itā€™s a bunch of fake-assed attention seekers and Iā€™d be embarrassed to be associated with it. Theyā€™re certainly not Real or even Housewives.

On a separate note, the Ward girls fascinate me. Theyā€™ve ruined their looks with way too much work done at such a young age and what is it with Darbyā€™s partner? I just canā€™t see them as a couple and after all the hoo-haa about selecting the wedding venue, couldnā€™t believe that she was pregnant and it was all postponed. Iā€™d watch a new series on the Wards - the Cheshire Kardashians!
 
I watched the first few series of RHOC because itā€™s local and Iā€˜d seen some of the ā€˜housewivesā€™ around town. After a while, it (or should I say ā€˜theyā€™) started to get on my nerves with the same storylines regurgitated over and over. I caught a couple of episodes of the last and current series and itā€˜s really lost its way. I can clearly remember the characters in Series 1 with Ampika, Leanne, Magali and of course, the ā€™queenā€™ herself, Wardy. Now itā€™s a bunch of fake-assed attention seekers and Iā€™d be embarrassed to be associated with it. Theyā€™re certainly not Real or even Housewives.

On a separate note, the Ward girls fascinate me. Theyā€™ve ruined their looks with way too much work done at such a young age and what is it with Darbyā€™s partner? I just canā€™t see them as a couple and after all the hoo-haa about selecting the wedding venue, couldnā€™t believe that she was pregnant and it was all postponed. Iā€™d watch a new series on the Wards - the Cheshire Kardashians!
Yeah Cheshire wacko jacko gives me the major ick, Iā€™m not even sure why
 
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