The Only Way Is Essex #21

Was bored so made a list of the current cast and my opinion of them. Says it all really (in my opinion).

Loved this show but it really needs to be put to bed out of its misery now.

Lauren Goodger: actually like Lauren and is of course an OG, just not really sure why she is back on the show as it’s hard to see how she fits in with the others.

Amy Childs: again she’s ok (she’s an OG after all) but other than this series has really been on the periphery since returning and her hypocrisy is becoming a big issue.

Harry Debridge: can’t stand him after how he treated Bobby upon returning, and unsure why TOWIE has promoted him to being THE main character (was always just Amy’s sidekick back in the day and then briefly returned as Bobby’s bf). A total liar.

Diags: looks terrible lately, greasy and revolting. Was ok years ago when with most of his actual friends but other than Dan it’s clear these are all false friendships. Being used by Jodie.

Dan Edgar: how this boring bloke has remained on the show for so long is a mystery to me. The Dan & Amber storyline got boring about 100 years ago and the Ella storyline is as believable as the Loch Ness monster.

Chloe Meadows: used to like her when she first joined but has consistently shown herself to be a bad friend (Megan and then Chloe Brockett) and busybody (Amber’s relationship). Get rid.

Courtney Green: seems nice and don’t mind her but not sure what she brings to the show.

Amber Turner: why is she still on the show after moving to Dubai to participate in interesting ways of making money (yuck), and literally has no role/part now the tedious Dan/Amber storyline finally died.

Jordan Brook: don’t know why this weirdo was brought back. Sly, manipulative and the definition of smarmy and cringe. Hate him.

Saffron: the pound shop GC.

Ella Wise: repulsive bike.

Dani Imbert: last few series has been the voice of reason, don’t mind her at all.

Roman Hackett: how this child avoided the cast culling a few years ago and has remained on the show is always a mystery to me. Gives me the creeps and totally pointless. Get rid.

Bill Belbosq: pointless other than being Amy’s other half. Bores me (fortunately limited airtime).

Elma Pazar: I actually find her to be really, really weird and has no role other than cackling with Girl Band.

Junaid: strange person clearly with a LOT of issues (some of which feel sorry for such as the family disownment) that manifests into him being a genuinely awful person with no loyalty or alternatively to others total obsession.

Sophie from Geordie Shore: pointless and boring without her fellow Geordies and the dynamic with her and Jordan gives me the Ick.

Joe Blackman: fame hungry monster.

Jodie (Diag’s gf): another one hungry for fame and willing to do anything to achieve it (Diags himself!), but also seems sweet in some ways. Voice is somewhat grating.

Freddie Bentley: irritating as hell but can be amusing sometimes.

Livvy: why, just why is she on the show. Boring, superficial and pointless. If she’s the answer to reinvigorating TOWIE…?!

Becks: likewise with Livvy. Genuinely don’t know which of them is which, they’re so irrelevant and have had no impact whatsoever.

Sammy Root: also properly gives me the creeps, especially when smiling, and again no idea why he appeared on the show as he brings nothing at all other than being Roman’s friend (another equally pointless boring character).

All in all, what a load of total horse manure these days.

Virtually no one with a bit of personality left, and all the drama is basically fake save some interesting real things happening from time to time.
Completely agree with everything you say here!

I’m actually embarrassed to watch it in front of my husband now, it’s so bad. Finally caught up today and when Freddie turned up at the door singing I was cringing to myself.
 
Was bored so made a list of the current cast and my opinion of them. Says it all really (in my opinion).

Loved this show but it really needs to be put to bed out of its misery now.

Lauren Goodger: actually like Lauren and is of course an OG, just not really sure why she is back on the show as it’s hard to see how she fits in with the others.

Amy Childs: again she’s ok (she’s an OG after all) but other than this series has really been on the periphery since returning and her hypocrisy is becoming a big issue.

Harry Debridge: can’t stand him after how he treated Bobby upon returning, and unsure why TOWIE has promoted him to being THE main character (was always just Amy’s sidekick back in the day and then briefly returned as Bobby’s bf). A total liar.

Diags: looks terrible lately, greasy and revolting. Was ok years ago when with most of his actual friends but other than Dan it’s clear these are all false friendships. Being used by Jodie.

Dan Edgar: how this boring bloke has remained on the show for so long is a mystery to me. The Dan & Amber storyline got boring about 100 years ago and the Ella storyline is as believable as the Loch Ness monster.

Chloe Meadows: used to like her when she first joined but has consistently shown herself to be a bad friend (Megan and then Chloe Brockett) and busybody (Amber’s relationship). Get rid.

Courtney Green: seems nice and don’t mind her but not sure what she brings to the show.

Amber Turner: why is she still on the show after moving to Dubai to participate in interesting ways of making money (yuck), and literally has no role/part now the tedious Dan/Amber storyline finally died.

Jordan Brook: don’t know why this weirdo was brought back. Sly, manipulative and the definition of smarmy and cringe. Hate him.

Saffron: the pound shop GC.

Ella Wise: repulsive bike.

Dani Imbert: last few series has been the voice of reason, don’t mind her at all.

Roman Hackett: how this child avoided the cast culling a few years ago and has remained on the show is always a mystery to me. Gives me the creeps and totally pointless. Get rid.

Bill Belbosq: pointless other than being Amy’s other half. Bores me (fortunately limited airtime).

Elma Pazar: I actually find her to be really, really weird and has no role other than cackling with Girl Band.

Junaid: strange person clearly with a LOT of issues (some of which feel sorry for such as the family disownment) that manifests into him being a genuinely awful person with no loyalty or alternatively to others total obsession.

Sophie from Geordie Shore: pointless and boring without her fellow Geordies and the dynamic with her and Jordan gives me the Ick.

Joe Blackman: fame hungry monster.

Jodie (Diag’s gf): another one hungry for fame and willing to do anything to achieve it (Diags himself!), but also seems sweet in some ways. Voice is somewhat grating.

Freddie Bentley: irritating as hell but can be amusing sometimes.

Livvy: why, just why is she on the show. Boring, superficial and pointless. If she’s the answer to reinvigorating TOWIE…?!

Becks: likewise with Livvy. Genuinely don’t know which of them is which, they’re so irrelevant and have had no impact whatsoever.

Sammy Root: also properly gives me the creeps, especially when smiling, and again no idea why he appeared on the show as he brings nothing at all other than being Roman’s friend (another equally pointless boring character).

All in all, what a load of total horse manure these days.

Virtually no one with a bit of personality left, and all the drama is basically fake save some interesting real things happening from time to time.

Spot on!! 👏... All of them are pretty much a bunch of tossers. Lauren G should never have come back - like Lauren, she doesn't have a story line, she's not needed.

They need to dump Towie - I don't even watch it 😂🤣, I only check out the Insta or stories - that's enough for me.
 
I think Elma is the only one who comes across as decent - I quite like her.

I don’t mind Courtney and Chloe either, although I’m not sure they add much to the show. I might be a bit biased because I once bumped into Chloe and she made a fuss over my disabled rescue dog. She seemed really nice and very personable. I didn’t let on that I recognised her, but her interaction with me and my dog was sweet. She came across as a kind person who was genuinely interested in my pooches story asking me all about him and she initiated the conversation too.

I can’t believe Ella's so publicly carefree about her behaviour. I’m only a few years older than her and I’d be mortified acting like that on TV for my family to see - but I suppose we’re all raised differently!
 
Bit cringy when Jordan started singing and they were all sat there with their phones out filming it and acting like it’s good? I mean.. he can sing perhaps better than your average man, but I wouldn’t say he’s good (has potential to be but isnt currently)
Wasn’t he turned down on The voice a few years ago.. he may not be that good but he’s 100 times better than Arg.. the Arg band are probably getting good gigs because of his name ie weddings but I’m sure they do want him off the stage as quick as possible.. there’s a few others in the band that are ok singers.. the arg band in sheesh last night and who was on the stage singing Valerray.. Jessica and then she was joined by Yaz.. the cream of Essex
 
Junaid’s nose in his first series
He must have had loads of work since then lol
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She's never even referenced it.
She has… at some point in October last year she posted a reel (bearing in mind 1000s of innocent Palestinians had been killed at this point) sympathising with the Israelis. Something along the lines of ‘It feels guilty even posting on social media after the events of the last few weeks💙’.. yes she might not be the most clued up person but she sure made it known where her loyalties lie. The ‘Jnetics’ charity that her and her family advocate for also openly post things that arent the most favourable considering theres a literal gen0c*de that is happening in Gaza and the West Bank. This is also the same girl who went on a witch hunt back in 2021 against Jeremy Corbyn because he was ‘anti- semetic’ her, Chloe M, Chloe B and Shelby were all in a restaurant shouting about their love for Boris Johnson and how happy they were that the Tories won🤢🤢 rotten humans and you cant tell me otherwise
 
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