…So, they’ve uploaded a vlog called ‘Entitled Influencers’ — they show us the overgrown allotment and then Stef dons a wig and glasses and repeats everything we said on here. He then adds a monologue about crabs and basically says we’re all ‘thick’ - here is my monologue in response to Stef ….
A nurse named Flo, known for her kind and caring disposition, spent a lifetime studying and gaining her degree; adult teacher training and NVQ assessor’s course along with extended roles to take pressure away from junior drs. She faced some of the busiest hospital wards and some of the saddest medical cases known to man. Her greatest lesson didn’t come from the NHS but, during her retirement , watching the peculiar behaviour of the ‘influencer’. One Sunday morning as Flo sipped her scalding hot coffee, she came across an influencer called ‘Stef’ - she watched him physically squirm at the sight of an overgrown allotment. He was not used to hard work…. Or might I say, any work at all! He wanted Bath council to pay ‘him’ to sort out the allotment. Flo called this ‘stop begging for free tit and get a proper job’ - the saying was lost on Stef as he was a bit thick……..
artificial grass is terrible all round - but when you have dogs, yuck!
the boys weekend seems to consist of going to that bookshop Hannah's obsessed with, an arty coffee shop and dog walks. At least the family film nights look cosy but they seem obsessed by making the kids watch old films rather than more current ones for some reason. I've sat through some tit films with my kids, because it's what they chose not what I forced on them.
God no wonder their house is so dark then, the poor sods just don’t know how to change a lightbulb!
