The Markland Home #5 Gemma still thinking she’s a holiday hotty, please no more snaps of that scrawny botty

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I thought she looked pregnant the other day. I'm pretty sure she isn't as she's so dead set in having no more. Good thing really
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She was shilling something neither day saying they were looking after their gut health or their health. D9esnt look like it to me.
 
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Glam321 said:
I thought she looked pregnant the other day. I'm pretty sure she isn't as she's so dead set in having no more. Good thing really
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She was shilling something neither day saying they were looking after their gut health or their health. D9esnt look like it to me.
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Be something else she's flogging that she's never even tried. She didn't even know what was in them, was stuttering when she was trying to describe what they do and read the back of the label.
 
All her lies, scheming and nastiness are showing on her face. Look at those bags. Even botox won't disguise those.
 

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Kyle seems to be there but Grace isn't. And since she is implying Sox is at home we must assume Grace has been left at home for the week (maybe with her boyfriend) to look after him!

Isn't she still like 14? So still a child?
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And the fact that she thinks that buffet food is "something else" you can really tell how poor her taste experiences are.... Butlins on the water!
 
Her dad looks like a crack addict. Think they could stick him anywhere in the world and as long as there was a bar with unlimited drinks he would be happy.

Bragging about how amazing the adult only ares looks when all I see is a load of cheap sunbeds squished together like a club 18-30s butlins weekend. So tacky, just like the 4 of them. Also her buzzing about the ham and cheese sandwiches saying the food can't be beaten haha.
 
Grace is probably packed off to her dad’s (hopefully). She mentions ‘friends’ being at the house - one of her insta cronies it seems. Very odd. Note she said ‘we’ve all got a drinks package this week’ but she claims not to drink 🤔 🤥 - and it’s been upgraded to premium cos she’s hinting she’s getting a few backhanders for promoting the cruise. Her dream come true. NCL must be mugs to fall for her spiel. Kyle’s there all right, still keeping a low profile (no loss 😂) but between being stuck to the bar with her parents he’ll be on duty filming her and her sorry ass from behind as she ‘takes us all long with her’ Lucky us 🙄
 
SuzieMCR said:
Grace is probably packed off to her dad’s (hopefully). She mentions ‘friends’ being at the house - one of her insta cronies it seems. Very odd. Note she said ‘we’ve all got a drinks package this week’ but she claims not to drink 🤔 🤥 - and it’s been upgraded to premium cos she’s hinting she’s getting a few backhanders for promoting the cruise. Her dream come true. NCL must be mugs to fall for her spiel. Kyle’s there all right, still keeping a low profile (no loss 😂) but between being stuck to the bar with her parents he’ll be on duty filming her and her sorry ass from behind as she ‘takes us all long with her’ Lucky us 🙄
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I would be intrigued to know how many people book a cruise from watching her stories. Because if I ever considered a cruise before she has now completely put me off them. She makes them look so tacky.
 
RoundTheTwist said:
I would be intrigued to know how many people book a cruise from watching her stories. Because if I ever considered a cruise before she has now completely put me off them. She makes them look so tacky.
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But to be fair, they kind of are. They are just your Butlin's/all-inclusive resort but on a boat with the option of being able to visit different port towns. I don't doubt there are well travelled people on board who are there and believe it to be a more classy affair and act like it is, and maybe it once was when it was typically older holiday makers, but for the most part it is just like any other resort but you are stuck 'in it' at sea for huge parts of it. I wouldn't want to do one ever again.
 
HulaHannah said:
But to be fair, they kind of are. They are just your Butlin's/all-inclusive resort but on a boat with the option of being able to visit different port towns. I don't doubt there are well travelled people on board who are there and believe it to be a more classy affair and act like it is, and maybe it once was when it was typically older holiday makers, but for the most part it is just like any other resort but you are stuck 'in it' at sea for huge parts of it. I wouldn't want to do one ever again.
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We do cruises every year, non of the ones we’ve done have been like butlins at sea 😅 she really does paint them in a crap light
 
She has spent so much money on taxis in each port why go on the cruise if it does take you to the places you want to go for the short amount of time she spends in each place spending €70 on a taxi seems stupid I would rather do several short city breaks to these places and have more time probably would cost less as well!
 
Feel like granny grump here … but how old is Grace? Cos they’ve rocked up in the Cotswolds for no doubt a PR grift with the boyfriend in tow; done a tour of the 2 bed cabin (double bed & twin beds) and shown bags on each of the twins (which may as well be a double) Maybe her and Grace are sharing the double and Onslow’s in the twin with the boyf. Maybe I’m giving her more credit than she deserves?
 
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