The MacMaster #2 Full English Bellend

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He is one ugly, nasty, patronising, arrogant, rude prick!! See in the comments someone asking if he works for the bbc? 😂😂😂
 

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What's this - 20 questions??? That's exactly what it is, and they're all for the MacMaster.

1) Have you had your test results back for your bloodclot heart and liver cancer, or have you just decided to sweep that one under the carpet in the hopes your intellectual followers won't notice?

2) Does your daughter hope to follow in your footsteps on account of the fact she's not motivated enough to find meaningful employment?

3) Which one is your preferred 'go to'? The ex-wife, the blonde angel, or your penfriend in Leeds?

4) Did Darren John tell YOU to do one?

5) Has anyone else you've used for your own advantage told you to do one?

6) How's your relationship with HMRC? Have they told you to do one?

7) Would your mum be proud at the way you're wasting your inheritance?

8) If Mansfield and Leeds aren't to your liking, why don't you move to somewhere more suitable? I've heard Greenland is nice, although the EV charging network is so poor there you'd have to video facts and not agendas.

9) Do you know how vehicle leasing works?

10) Do you really convince yourself that eating stodgy food and moaning about your car is actually a job?

11) How many business owners have you pissed off since your YouTube channel started?

12) Is it true that a lot of people in Tenerife try and avoid you when you rack up there?

13) Why don't you turn your MacMaster t-shirts inside out and donate them to the homeless, if they'll wear them?

14) Which is bigger, your ego or your forehead?

15) Have you given Darren John his key back?

16)...and replaced his Creed after-shave?

17) Do you know that coming from another town 15 miles away does not make you eligible to call Nottingham 'your city'?

18) Why do you mute comments you dislike, despite telling us you don't?

19) Do you actually believe your own bullshit?

20) Do you know that people who you've never met aren't your friends just because they watch your amazing videos?
 
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Didn't he have a camera down to try and identify something iffy looking on a scan before this latest clickbait inspired concerned look to camera whilst sitting outside a random hospital vlog?

Other than that I've thought long and hard, produced pie charts (4lb). consulted the very best medical encyclopedias (and googled) the MacSicknote's symptoms (has to stay in bed for long periods causing anguish for the likes of Mrs Silverfox 'When's that bleep going home?') and my considered diagnosis is - HANGOVER

I think he had a camera up the balloon knot a couple of years ago. I wonder why you’re having so many issues with your gut, Lee? Could it be the, quite frankly impressive, amounts of processed shite that you manage to shove down your hole?

I know it seems like he’s diddling Sarah, Fat Ange, and Sharon, but honestly how does that spam hedge even get one woman?

He swans about in his Porschschsch thinking he’s bloody Jason Momoa when he looks like Steptoe. That chin and that protruding forehead…he’s genuinely one of the ugliest creatures I’ve ever laid eyes on. Gods gift? I think not. Mine seals itself up whenever I see him on my screen.
 
So yesterday and todays video both have same clothes on, both food reviews. So they done two food reviews in one day or they only own one outfit each? Which is it??
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Great day out for that wee baby. Watching them eat all day!
 

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King's Mill Hospital must be amazing! Pop in for some tests, have no treatment, and get back to eating crap in no time.

His thick subscribers are too stupid to realise he's lied to them.

Exactly🤦‍♂️he’s back on the full fat chips and burgers washed down with a sugar filled milkshake, if anyone questions him about they will be muted, I see on sex tourist Geoff Carters someone commented about Mc twit 😂😂
 
Lee MacBluesteel, ever the fashionista, sports this distressed merch hoodie in a fetching shade of body fluid grey.

No wait, it wasn’t supplied in a distressed state, the garments been worn till it’s fucked then worn some more. Even a charity shop would burn it.

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I used to work in a charity shop, we had a rag bag that we’d toss all the shite donations into then the rag man would pick it up every Thursday to pay us by the kilo. This would definitely go in the rag bag!!
 
I used to work in a charity shop, we had a rag bag that we’d toss all the shite donations into then the rag man would pick it up every Thursday to pay us by the kilo. This would definitely go in the rag bag!!

I have to admit I have a Knightstrider t shirt :eek:, my better half won it in a competition on his Facebook page. Soon after we were both banned because I intimated (no more than that) that Tandoori Hut was tit and she got booted by association, she won't watch his vlogs anymore. She has a 'bleep' list and Moobs and McTwat are both on there. I'm on there sometimes to...
 
The bullshitmaster more like.... Almost every day now he's contradicting himself.
Less than zero credibility in my eyes.
Now the milk float is on hp ?
Today's other vlog (wanker word) is about a Sainsbury's cafe that he researched online, to find out it's closed down when he gets there ? BS
Then he's slagging small shops that are cash only .... " I want choice" he says...

Well pay in cash or duck off, would be my reply... Now THAT IS controversial ☺️
 
I've been down south for a few days so haven't been watching this amazing entertainer until today, but I'm really happy to see his health issues are clearly sorted, due to him getting back to the food he loves. I know it's his job, and an essential job it is too, but he does it for us. Remember, we used to clap for key workers during the pandemic (round of applause for the MacMaster).

Lovely to see his charming, eloquent and intelligent daughter on one of his vlogs. Such a joy to see so much intellect in a person these days.

To think that some of you slag them off too! Mind blogging. You must be EVangelists.

By the way, is it advisable to call 111 for bumps to the head, or to go straight to A&E? I'm just worried if go to hospital they'll tell me I'm having a heart attack... or I've got a blood clot... cancer even! Probably my liver to be fair. 🤔
 
lynne seems very unhinged I used to just read her comments and not watch the vlogs lol..I'm thinking they prob meet once or twice in tenerife x changed number then she got stalkerish with him she is used to comment saying why haven't you answered my calls or texts and this went on for ages and he never responded..now if that was me I'd sack him and his channel off yet she hasn't....I'm getting mysery vibes 🤣
 
lynne seems very unhinged I used to just read her comments and not watch the vlogs lol..I'm thinking they prob meet once or twice in tenerife x changed number then she got stalkerish with him she is used to comment saying why haven't you answered my calls or texts and this went on for ages and he never responded..now if that was me I'd sack him and his channel off yet she hasn't....I'm getting mysery vibes 🤣

Well when you look at Lynne and all the other ones who think this idiot is their hero, they all seem to be lacking in brain power.
 
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