The MacMaster #2 Full English Bellend

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Humphrey Rudge said:
What kind of disturbed individual looks at a sausage and thinks of a ''poodles willy''?

In fact, what kind of disturbed individual would know what a ''poodles willy'' even looks like?!!!
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dickyticker said:
IF she does she must very very tolerant and not care. Taking Angie out buying her things to stuff in her gob and then making suggestive remarks. Lee says something filthy and Angie pretends she's never seen a knob before. I'd bet my house they are shagging.
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He’s totally banging her..see the way Ang looks at him, she idolises him. Not surprising really, he spends more on Ang than Sarah and the kid combined. The second tier get fridge magnets but Ang gets her mouth stuffed regularly.
 
Imagine Lee and Ange having sex though.

"You like a bent sausage, don't you Ange? Not like a catering sausage, is it? Definitely not a poodle's willy. Look at that minge. Crunchy on the outer, soft on the inner. As my Dad used to say: 'I could eat that again'. I'm going in for penetration. Take a closer look my friends. How's Nick doing?"
 
Well it seems my comments got deleted, I basically said that it’s disrespectful to Sarah his girlfriend and they’ve somehow disappeared overnight. I said it was funny at first but now it’s just cringey and disgusting. There’s no way I’d put up with it! He feeds her more than he feeds his kids, it’s pathetic! Also, all the thirsty comments by blokes about Ange is just bizarre, I’m genuinely not seeing the appeal there, quite the opposite actually.
 
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