The Lodge Guys #56 With friends like The Lodge Guys who needs enemies?

Who do you dislike the most?

  • Nick

    Votes: 87 61.3%

  • Leigh

    Votes: 55 38.7%
  • Total voters
    142
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Prick and he’s “I’m going to recreate it, I’ve analysed it with me tongue” how long until he’s throwing cinnamon in to add a little “je ne sais quoi” 🙄 Fucking bellend talks absolute bollocks, but that’s probably top of the things he says that winds me up. Chef Nick and his mass spectrometry tongue.
 
I couldn't work out if they were in Montepulciano because of there shite pronounceation but surly they have had that wine before so that's zero excuse..I actually think they do it on purpose cos the sheep are that simple it makes they cry with laughter, rather than wince in disgust about how stupid they are.
 
Absolutely certain they didn’t sleep in that van after Pisa. Straight to airbnb near IKEA. Last footage of them leaving Pisa on a scooter.
Stairs must of tired them both out. Awwww.
No footage. Both freshly showered. Fed. Cleaned and both ironically know where the cafe’s / shops / local facilities are….

Van life…..piss right off!
 
These 2 are the world’s most boring tour guides arnt they? Who the frig wants to know how heavy the tower of pisa is? 🙄
Great to see another holiday photo of them in pisa in 2008. Another holiday when they never had holidays as they worked 27 hours a day 23 days a week. This holiday list is really racking up isn’t it?
Liars😂
 
Nadurath said:
Prick and he’s “I’m going to recreate it, I’ve analysed it with me tongue” how long until he’s throwing cinnamon in to add a little “je ne sais quoi” 🙄 Fucking bellend talks absolute bollocks, but that’s probably top of the things he says that winds me up. Chef Nick and his mass spectrometry tongue.
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And the bellends never reveal the price of these most amazing meals, maybe the receipt would highlight the actual amount of booze the head nodding pigeon titted knob actually drinks, also dislike how he berates poutys food, c'mon lads your both pricks anyway. Another strange part was Pouty filming through the mozzie screen then prick has the back doors open, doing some fucked up, aka pretend meditation.
Their spending seems to have no bounds. Also did you see the brand the fan, that they don't need because of the super efficient max air system in the tin can? Yeah it was BENT lol, we laughed and wondered if anyone on here would mention it.
Where were they when pouty flashed the number plate? Don't think I've seen the aftermath of a row, yet
 
God, they’re just the gift that keeps on giving. At the restaurant, that must’ve cost a fortune, but don’t worry. Prick has all the ingredients listed on the tip of his tongue to recreate the dishes when he gets home.

Prick - “I’m on this Romeo and Juliet balcony and I can see the wine fields”

Translated to - Juliet balcony and I can see the vineyards

😂
 
Squirrel108 said:
Wonder what Chef Prick will use when he sees the cost of actual truffles, what do we all think, chestnut mushrooms or quorn ? :unsure:

Though I am very happy he is going to be opening the Lodge kitchen of doom again, it’s been too long !
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He will substitute it with cinnamon, because it definitely tasted cinnamony, oh and he will add shaves of garlic on top because that will taste better the truffle, chef Nick and his analytical tongue knows best
 
Nadurath said:
Prick and he’s “I’m going to recreate it, I’ve analysed it with me tongue” how long until he’s throwing cinnamon in to add a little “je ne sais quoi” 🙄 Fucking bellend talks absolute bollocks, but that’s probably top of the things he says that winds me up. Chef Nick and his mass spectrometry tongue.
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What a huge Bell End, he used his chef tongue to work it all out, spaghetti (but the wormy one not the normal one) cream and truffle. Wow you fucking genuis! Don't get me started on 'Italian Herbs' I think he believes there is a herb called Italian herbs because tesco sell it in jars; His magic tongue couldn't identify the individual herbs (prob tarragon, marjoram, Oregano maybe Basil) Caravan Wairing !
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kidd3321 said:
Absolutely certain they didn’t sleep in that van after Pisa. Straight to airbnb near IKEA. Last footage of them leaving Pisa on a scooter.
Stairs must of tired them both out. Awwww.
No footage. Both freshly showered. Fed. Cleaned and both ironically know where the cafe’s / shops / local facilities are….

Van life…..piss right off!
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I've been there! Sienna, Lucca, Florence and Pisa, it's beautiful so much history and the art! Fuck me the art and architecture, all lost on these Willie's. But, my point is I did a drive into Pisa from different ways, outskirt to centre, about 6pm at night and 8am morn and late again, each time the road was lined with prostitutes, punters stopping in the road to pick em up, dealers and gangs of peeps obvs the ones running the game they line the cycle paths and paths for long stretches, I knew as soon as they said they were gonna stay outside and scooter in, that they would shit it right up! They prob got the van and drove it to a hotel in Centre. Anyone else been there can verify how sketchy it is round that way.
 
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I went to the Basilica Cateriniana and saw Saint Catherine's head back in 2022, and it is truly magnificent. It's a shame you couldn't take any pictures or videos though as the Church was plastered with signs forbidding you from doing so. I wonder if that rule has changed since then, or are the Lodge Guys exempt from showing respect for the place?
 
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Posted in the Facebook group, funny how the people in the post look like they are in drag, huh Nick?
 
Prick is like a spoilt little shit, constantly saying hid dish is better and saying Poutys Risotto had a rice pudding texture, and his dessert looked like a couple of bourbon biscuits! He demanded to try some while his dessert was on fire, then said it was OK. When Pouty tried Pricks he told him to get out of it!
But Pouty did say Pricks dinner looked like worms dug up from the garden!
 
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