The Lodge Guys #23 Gins, chins and patreon kerchings!

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She_Who_Cant_Be_Named said:
Hilarious when they can't stand to be close to each other than they think living and travelling a van would be a good idea!
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We predicted they would do this for the views a long time ago. Can life will be hilarious to watch if they do it.

So tonight pouty says:
'It only depresses you if you ALLOW it to depress you'' and ''the trick is to be happy no matter what the weather'' He has made out before that he is some kind of mental health expert/advocate but clearly doesn't understand how it works. I know he was applying this to prick rather than generally but i thought the comments were a bit blase and toxic positivity really
 
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Haven't seen it yet, but, the van life YouTube scene is already saturated with far far far better people who have been doing It for years.
I watch loads and they won't even be as good as the worst i have seen.

Insert late to the party gif here!

Also, I guarantee they won't wild camp that often and just moan about how expensive camp sites are.
 
On this slog they labelled ‘work’ as helping Pouty’s sister lay some flooring in the loft. In my terminology that would be classed as helping out family. Unless they are even lower than I could ever imagine and are charging her for doing it. Yep thats probably exactly what they are doing.

They keep mentioning the sizes of the muscle food portions. Now maybe I’m totally wrong here but aren’t the portion sizes big as you should also be working out whilst using them? Hence the name - Muscle food. Not bleeping Bimble food! No chance of those wasters doing any proper exercise.
 
OrlandoJonesy123 said:
On this slog they labelled ‘work’ as helping Pouty’s sister lay some flooring in the loft. In my terminology that would be classed as helping out family. Unless they are even lower than I could ever imagine and are charging her for doing it. Yep thats probably exactly what they are doing.

They keep mentioning the sizes of the muscle food portions. Now maybe I’m totally wrong here but aren’t the portion sizes big as you should also be working out whilst using them? Hence the name - Muscle food. Not bleeping Bimble food! No chance of those wasters doing any proper exercise.
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From my own personal experience, those muscle food meals taste 🤢! No wonder they are having them for free, no one else will buy them 😂. The portion sizes are tit as well, but you can’t eat it all because it tastes like cardboard 🤮
 
My takeaway from todays vlog
  • sharing the flatbread as it was probably the cheapest thing on the menu
  • wetting himself over his bargain airfryer which will no doubt lead to 3 recipes being shown and it will sit and gather dust . . . who the f*** burns frozen chips in an airfryer, someone who doesn't read the instructions and self proclaimed expert in everything
  • touring vans and then running when they saw the price and agree with above, his changes would be to paint everything white and grey and banish the wood. They have already said they camped once and hated it, life in a van is not much of a step up (but still better than the villa in Florida)
  • trying to spread the free muscle food meals further by saying they are huge and you could share, to then demolish the whole meal 2 nights in a row . . . so clearly a meal fit for one person
  • Nearly fell over as it looked like Pouty actually cooked a meal for once
 
Lukeskywalker20 said:
Interestingly I cannot see Mark and Hannah on IG on my account that has been blocked by the knobs but can on my business account. Have they really gone through and blocked everyone on the lodge guys blocked list. That must have taken days out of their holiday 🤣
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Oh FFS, they actually have! I can see and follow them on my extra IG account but on my blocked by the lodge twats account they don't come up! Very odd behaviour indeed..... "we don't like you because you don't like our friends"
 
Lukeskywalker20 said:
Interestingly I cannot see Mark and Hannah on IG on my account that has been blocked by the knobs but can on my business account. Have they really gone through and blocked everyone on the lodge guys blocked list. That must have taken days out of their holiday 🤣
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It wouldn’t surprise me that prick and pouty runs mark and Hannah IG account as it got a feeling of P and P over it
 
Oh and incase anyone missed it, this vlog is over a month old

When working out what muscle (what muscle) foods they should eat, they decided the one with the shortest date 🤦🏼‍♀️
And they mentioned one was dated May 2nd 🙄

Honestly, how out of date are they.......so crazy!
The Jubilee mentions will be at the end of July at the earliest......ridiculous

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If you are going to have a picture taken , take the wanky neck fan off and either put your camera down or put it in the other hand! Horrendous photo
 
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