The Lodge Guys #21 Botched Hair Transplants, Exploited Aunts and Holiday Soiled Pants!

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Another dogshit slog. Who drives halfway across the state for a cookie? To then have one between them! Pair of wasters.
Bet they had no footage of the night at Disney Springs cos they both got rat arsed and drove home but didn’t want anyone to know. Chubby Checker was getting a bit handsy with Vera before they went to Blaze. Bit too leechy for my liking. First day in Orlando and those poor 2 kids have to tag along with a pair of old drunk vain queens and the cult sheep. Totally unfair.
 
So they’ve been there 4 days and visited 1 park for an hour and been on 1 ride. I feel so sorry for those 2 kids. Holiday of a lifetime and they will be hanging around two 50yr old men Sharing meals like OAPs. Their parents should be as embarrassed as we all are watching it 🤮🤮🤮
 
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10 o clock in the morning and rather than hitting a park, they're just sitting around that crappy villa waiting to be told where they're going for the day. Tragic.
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The Lodge Gays couldn’t give two shits about getting to the water park early. It’s all about them, not the kids. All they’re interested in is getting their crappy sun beds that are miles away from any of the action, sharing a doughnut and having an overrated decaf Joffreys! They hate water parks anyway so once again the poor kids (I feel I will be saying this ALOT in upcoming slogs) will have to queue for ages (due to the time they’ve arrived) to actually ride anything while the other two have nana naps to sleep off their hangovers. Selfish arseholes. I hate them a little bit more day by day.
 
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I have major second hand embarrassment for them. Driving 45 mins each way to avoid a queue at Disney springs? A VIRTUAL queue, so they coulda gone to wine bar George for a while, walked around etc. instead spent 3 hours in the car to go to a very unexciting cafe. The decor was awful compared for the real experience. Was dreadful.

they are Such losers, I can’t believe they did that
 
likeandsub said:
I have major second hand embarrassment for them. Driving 45 mins each way to avoid a queue at Disney springs? A VIRTUAL queue, so they coulda gone to wine bar George for a while, walked around etc. instead spent 3 hours in the car to go to a very unexciting cafe. The decor was awful compared for the real experience. Was dreadful.

they are Such losers, I can’t believe they did that
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😂😂😂😂😂😂 is this actually true?!? Was THIS the twist they were on about?!?! 😂😂😂
I have cracked up at that, bigger twats than I thought
 
likeandsub said:
I have major second hand embarrassment for them. Driving 45 mins each way to avoid a queue at Disney springs? A VIRTUAL queue, so they coulda gone to wine bar George for a while, walked around etc. instead spent 3 hours in the car to go to a very unexciting cafe. The decor was awful compared for the real experience. Was dreadful.

they are Such losers, I can’t believe they did that
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Just like when they drove miles to buy the ‘Disney Donuts’ for Lisa & Ade, who allowed then to stay at Bay Lake Tower trying to make it sound more special that them just being cheap !
they have got a new low for this trip it’s been awful so far.
 
Not a twit in sight.
 

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