The Lodge Guys #19 Moan, moan, moan, monorail, monorail. monorail, moan, moan, moan

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The thing about covering up and not using the rash guard/swim shirt is that you stick out like a sore thumb. I've been to beaches and pools all over the US and Europe and I can count on one hand the number of magazine perfect bodies I have seen. The other thousands of bodies are just - bodies - never gave any of them a second thought or second glance. But when you show up far more covered than anyone else you stand out. Put a sheep in a field of 100 cows and what do we see - the sheep. It's the way the brain works. Luke and Richie used to get in the water in big baggie colored T-shirts that bunched up and they might as well have had an arrow point to them as everyone else was in swimwear. In one of their vlogs Hawaii I think they had rash guards and blended in better.

On their Disney cruise, they went down the slide in full street clothes. Button down shirts/belts/khaki shorts It was beyond ridiculous and dangerous as generally belts and buttons and a no-no on slides as you can get caught. They stood there like drowned rats while people of all shapes walked past in swimwear. Talk about drawing attention and making people wonder what you're trying to hide by going down a slide while dressed for a round of golf. I assume Prick would never pay for a rash guard but a button down shirt is a neon sign that you're weird. The Lodge Guys are the only people I have ever seen swin in a buttoned shirt if I discount the lad drunk off his tits who jumped into a pool in Santa Ponsa.
 
Emmy79 said:
I have noticed a lot of Americans that feature on vlogs, either their own or on others, hold their cutlery strangely.
Tim Tracker is terrible and I noticed tonight that Michael looked like he was struggling

And whilst I'm being a complete cow, the man next to Michael looked like he was off the planet, is this Michaels partner,
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I notice that too they hold the cutlery straight
 
The button down shirt was ENDLESSLY explained in previous vlogs, which made everyone notice it even more.

“it’s the lightest shirt i own”
“It’s so comfy”
“I know everyone is wondering why I’m wearing it”

i think he wanted the pockets to cover the part of his body he is self conscious about. He also rarely wears T shirts. I bet it’s all down to the endless “pidgeon tits” shaming.

I actually hope he is reading here and realises he’s just normal.
 
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