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The breathtaking scenery and culture in Milan and Kourtney and Travis barrel through like an utter trash cyclone. You know Domenico Dolce was full of despair and just dying inside. And the D&G staff could barely contain their sniggers (I was laughing with them!) as K and T trashbagged by...
When you think of all the momentous occasions D&G have had with supermodels and actual celebrity spokespeople (Madonna) over the years, it is such a burning slap in the face. Wish we could be flies on the wall (and understand Italian, lol) once the Barkers left the building :LOL:

Khloe: “I have been invited to the Met before I just chose not to go”. LMFAO!!!!! Khloe, you were the size of a house before your three stomach stapling operations. Bore off, twit.

Chris Appleton is letting the side down. Chris, as a Brit, you have to throw more side eyes at these hos. I know they’re paying you a fortune, but still. ALSO, out of interest, what is Chris’ story. Any gross on him. I know he has 2 kids and was married and is now gay or bi. How did he rise through the ranks in Hollywood from wherever he’s from Up North?
 
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The breathtaking scenery and culture in Milan and Kourtney and Travis barrel through like an utter trash cyclone. You know Domenico Dolce was full of despair and just dying inside. And the D&G staff could barely contain their sniggers (I was laughing with them!) as K and T trashbagged by...
When you think of all the momentous occasions D&G have had with supermodels and actual celebrity spokespeople (Madonna) over the years, it is such a burning slap in the face. Wish we could be flies on the wall (and understand Italian, lol) once the Barkers left the building :LOL:

Khloe: “I have been invited to the Met before I just chose not to go”. LMFAO!!!!! Khloe, you were the size of a house before your three stomach stapling operations. Bore off, twit.

Chris Appleton is letting the side down. Chris, as a Brit, you have to throw more side eyes at these hos. I know they’re paying you a fortune, but still. ALSO, out of interest, what is Chris’ story. Any gross on him. I know he has 2 kids and was married and is now gay or bi. How did he rise through the ranks in Hollywood from wherever he’s from Up North?
I’m glad D&G have had such a fall from grace. It’s what they deserve.

Chris Appleton’s ex wife is the best friend of a Married At First Sight contestant and was a right bunny boiler on it. It was like she wanted to marry him herself! There’s a notable age difference between her and Chris and it was in her shop that he started training. Her insta vs reality is hilarious too, she loves a bit of facetune
 
I feel like D&G planned every detail like from the venue to the restaurant etc was it literally a sponsored wedding in every sense of the word ? Travis and Kourtney just had to show up ? I think she went for the trashy short dress ever since Travis made that comment about the wedding dress being sexy and she was like are wedding dresses meant to be sexy so maybe that’s why she went short if she didn’t have any say at all
 
The breathtaking scenery and culture in Milan and Kourtney and Travis barrel through like an utter trash cyclone. You know Domenico Dolce was full of despair and just dying inside. And the D&G staff could barely contain their sniggers (I was laughing with them!) as K and T trashbagged by...
When you think of all the momentous occasions D&G have had with supermodels and actual celebrity spokespeople (Madonna) over the years, it is such a burning slap in the face. Wish we could be flies on the wall (and understand Italian, lol) once the Barkers left the building :LOL:

Khloe: “I have been invited to the Met before I just chose not to go”. LMFAO!!!!! Khloe, you were the size of a house before your three stomach stapling operations. Bore off, twit.

Chris Appleton is letting the side down. Chris, as a Brit, you have to throw more side eyes at these hos. I know they’re paying you a fortune, but still. ALSO, out of interest, what is Chris’ story. Any gross on him. I know he has 2 kids and was married and is now gay or bi. How did he rise through the ranks in Hollywood from wherever he’s from Up North?

She was hardly the size of a house
 
In that case, I'd love to be the size of a house :love:

Those slender legs!
 

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The breathtaking scenery and culture in Milan and Kourtney and Travis barrel through like an utter trash cyclone. You know Domenico Dolce was full of despair and just dying inside. And the D&G staff could barely contain their sniggers (I was laughing with them!) as K and T trashbagged by...
When you think of all the momentous occasions D&G have had with supermodels and actual celebrity spokespeople (Madonna) over the years, it is such a burning slap in the face. Wish we could be flies on the wall (and understand Italian, lol) once the Barkers left the building :LOL:

Khloe: “I have been invited to the Met before I just chose not to go”. LMFAO!!!!! Khloe, you were the size of a house before your three stomach stapling operations. Bore off, twit.

Chris Appleton is letting the side down. Chris, as a Brit, you have to throw more side eyes at these hos. I know they’re paying you a fortune, but still. ALSO, out of interest, what is Chris’ story. Any gross on him. I know he has 2 kids and was married and is now gay or bi. How did he rise through the ranks in Hollywood from wherever he’s from Up North?
I think he is from leicester not sure how he got so big but his ex wife was Adrian’s best friend on married at first sight Uk most recent series and looks nothing like she did on tv on Instagram like I know Insta is your best pictures but I was like wtf he started working at her salon when he was young and they were married for ages
 
I think he is from leicester not sure how he got so big but his ex wife was Adrian’s best friend on married at first sight Uk most recent series and looks nothing like she did on tv on Instagram like I know Insta is your best pictures but I was like wtf he started working at her salon when he was young and they were married for ages
WHAT!!! Can’t see them together at all! It’s also ironic that when it was Adrians wedding day she turned up with bad roots and mega greasy hair!!
 
In Kardashian news, Kim and Kris are utter wankers and Khloe gets to hear the thing that makes her happiest of all.

They're trying so hard to promote ED and diet culture that it looks like a parody. I smell a business venture in the near future. They're still curvy and used to be borderline overweight in some periods and now they're acting like they're as small as VS models. Notice how Kendall is the skinny one but not obsessed with talking about her body. These women have issues. It's clear who were the most insecure teens during the 90s and now trying so hard to bring it back.

Does anyone else think that Travis' daughter Alabama looks about 30 in the wedding pictures?!

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Keel in mind that her daddy wrote this gross tit. Everything about her makes complete sense now. He's probably so proud of his sexy minor daughter.
 

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The breathtaking scenery and culture in Milan and Kourtney and Travis barrel through like an utter trash cyclone. You know Domenico Dolce was full of despair and just dying inside. And the D&G staff could barely contain their sniggers (I was laughing with them!) as K and T trashbagged by...
When you think of all the momentous occasions D&G have had with supermodels and actual celebrity spokespeople (Madonna) over the years, it is such a burning slap in the face. Wish we could be flies on the wall (and understand Italian, lol) once the Barkers left the building :LOL:

Khloe: “I have been invited to the Met before I just chose not to go”. LMFAO!!!!! Khloe, you were the size of a house before your three stomach stapling operations. Bore off, twit.

Chris Appleton is letting the side down. Chris, as a Brit, you have to throw more side eyes at these hos. I know they’re paying you a fortune, but still. ALSO, out of interest, what is Chris’ story. Any gross on him. I know he has 2 kids and was married and is now gay or bi. How did he rise through the ranks in Hollywood from wherever he’s from Up North?
I’ve followed Chris the hair stylist for a while, he’s about my age, not long til 40 - but keeps very fit. He’s originally from Leicester not Sheffield as I’d originally thought. Quite a reserved city compared to Hollywood glamour. His meteoric rise is much like another British MUA - I can’t remember his name but trended the Pam Anderson 90’s look.
It was a surprise Chris has two teens, the daughter is an MUA, she has his rugged features (being nice!) 😂

Celeb clients include JLo, but he mostly became prominent from styling them for magazines and events and the Color Wow brand. Remember the glass bob he did for Kim 👩🏻

Tbf he does a great job, but vanity, vanity, all is vanity! 😆
 
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Oh my god re the new episode, how much bum licking do Kourtney and Travis’ crew do? It feels like it’s just constantly “oh my god I’m gonna die” “oh my god so beautiful” “oh wow” they seem so full of praise constantly it seems tiring. Travis still looks bored and I find it strange that he makes a point of being so vocal about the “cappuccino”… is he on a different type of cappuccino? He certainly seems it at times! He seems a bit out of it. I find it hilarious when he’s there, looks bored out his skull and you hear Kourtney with her monotone voice talking about how they could’ve ran away and gotten married alone. lol. I don’t see their marriage lasting at all. Especially when you hear about all the hoohaa with Travis book and how he wrote that he wanted Kim. When I saw that I genuinely wondered how Kourtney could get with him when he was so vocal before that he liked Kim…

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Also you can really see this “thin is better” narrative they’ve been pushing in the latest episode. When Khloe was in the corset and said she couldn’t breathe and Kim was like “breathings overrated” this is going to influence so many young impressionable little girls who will feel like they have to do the same thing. That’s why I hate this family, they are made up of the most vain ugly ideals and they think they’re so iconic
 
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I don’t see their marriage lasting at all. Especially when you hear about all the hoohaa with Travis book and how he wrote that he wanted Kim. When I saw that I genuinely wondered how Kourtney could get with him when he was so vocal before that he liked Kim…

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He actually went on a trip to Amsterdam with Paris Hilton & Kim back in 2006! He was dating Paris at the time.
And Kim modelled for his clothing range around this time too.
He gave an interview when he was promoting the book at the time -

How could you not stare at Kim? Mind you, I enjoyed hanging out with Paris, but I love curvy girls. Kim was eye candy. I was in no way disrespectful to Paris, but I couldn’t keep my eyes off Kim.”

Did Travis & Kim date?! Another excerpt from his book -

“You might think I would be doing the worst things with this girl because of her tapes, but it was the exact opposite of any other encounter I’ve had with a woman: with Kim, I wanted to be nothing but a gentleman to her. It was so weird.”....

“We’d be really sweet around each other, like little kids, and then when we were apart, she’d call me and say, ‘I want to see you again.’ ‘Me too,’ I’d say.”
 
I’ve followed Chris the hair stylist for a while, he’s about my age, not long til 40 - but keeps very fit. He’s originally from Leicester not Sheffield as I’d originally thought. Quite a reserved city compared to Hollywood glamour. His meteoric rise is much like another British MUA - I can’t remember his name but trended the Pam Anderson 90’s look.
It was a surprise Chris has two teens, the daughter is an MUA, she has his rugged features (being nice!) 😂

Celeb clients include JLo, but he mostly became prominent from styling them for magazines and events and the Color Wow brand. Remember the glass bob he did for Kim 👩🏻

Tbf he does a great job, but vanity, vanity, all is vanity! 😆
The daughter works at kkw beauty I think x
 
Travis makes me bleeping ill. In this weeks episode where they’re having dinner and he asked Kourtney if she’d chosen a wine for them 🤢and then he said look Kourtney I ate all my gnocchi. 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮 he gives me absolute beta vibes. Be a bleeping man, pick a wine for yourself and don’t announce to your fiancé that you’ve eaten all your dinner like a 5 year old does to his mummy. Bleurhh!!!!
 
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