The Ingham Family #351 Chris the Pied Piper of disasters, bodge jobs and dirty DM's 🤡

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Why would she get in trouble for that package. She said someone has sent it to her and want let her pay for it. So she has not used Creepys hard "earned" money on it. And when did they loose one human familymember? Is it Isabelle or Esme since they were not in the vlog. Must be one since Sarah said 7 that's one for each of us.
 
hatetealovewine said:
Looks like they stayed in the Premier Inn at Heathrow. The one on Bath Road which is closest to terminal 2 & 3.

A lot of long haul flights from terminal 3, ie American Airlines, Emirates, Delta and Cathay Pacific.

Terminal 2 is mainly for European flights although some long haul as well.
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He did hint at Dubai again, I wonder how he’s got that money together to get them all away again. Probably won’t be gone for long, they must have some terms of the lease and their visa to meet but he’s probably crying inside how much money he’s had to pay for the flights.

Unless it is a Maldives gifted freebie? They would not shut up about that when both in Dubai & Sardinia.
 
hatetealovewine said:
Looks like they stayed in the Premier Inn at Heathrow. The one on Bath Road which is closest to terminal 2 & 3.

A lot of long haul flights from terminal 3, ie American Airlines, Emirates, Delta and Cathay Pacific.

Terminal 2 is mainly for European flights although some long haul as well.
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It must be outside Schengen since it seemed that it came a little abrupt on them and they are saving Schengendays....
 
nattis said:
It must be outside Schengen since it seemed that it came a little abrupt on them and they are saving Schengendays....
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I agree - which is why I'm thinking Turkey (fly to Istanbul and then Cappadocia). They've mentioned going to Cappadocia a few times.

Also a lot of the clothes they've been buying were more like tracksuits and warmer clothes which is what they'd need in Cappadocia at this time of year.
 
I suppose we'll have to see how secretive they are/how delayed the vlogs are if it's a freebie, they won't want anyone contacting whoever and spilling the beans about Creepy Chrish.

I think Lazy is happy to have them away for Halloween so it doesn't show up how isolated they are with the older girls not having any proper friends to do anything with. If they stayed at home they'd have the three older girls dressing up and going pretend trick or treating with the little ones and it would just look sad.
 
MissWinnie said:
Find it very interesting there has been very little to no hinting they were going so quickly & so soon after being back in the UK. Only a small mention of needing to pack - VERY unlike them. Does make you wonder if they have snuck off for a freebie.
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A freebie won’t pay their mortgage. It will give them a free holiday and maybe a cash injection which lazy will burn her way through within weeks. Also, can you imagine all the complaints the brand who has given them a holiday with will get. Also, if he is in the US someone will call immigration/customs. He gets in but he sure as hell will be made a show of on the way out 😂
 
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Rosie Tatler said:
I hope she has bought herself a super duper fantastic enormous vibrator for her and colin to enjoy !!
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Can you imagine her review, in her best Wikipedia informational voiceover:

"Good morning Ifam, today I'm reviewing the Muff Botherer 5000, it comes delivered in discreet grey electrical tape by Chris in our DPD van of dreams. This personal pleasure aid has 57 settings, the lowest can recreate an intimate experience with your husband, this is the "Is it in yet?" setting. For a more intense experience try level 52 the "Nana Jean" experience, so named as it rattles your teeth out and you'll need dentures after. We recommend you wear two pairs of Lidl leggings if using the highest setting of 57, the "Hurricane Katerina" experience. The Muff Botherer 5000 comes complete with a Bissell adapter for cleaning genuine marble floors and a motivational candle. You can order exclusively on our new website Cyst&Me"
 
Badirene said:
Can you imagine her review, in her best Wikipedia informational voiceover:

"Good morning Ifam, today I'm reviewing the Muff Botherer 5000, it comes delivered in discreet grey electrical tape by Chris in our DPD van of dreams. This personal pleasure aid has 57 settings, the lowest can recreate an intimate experience with your husband, this is the "Is it in yet?" setting. For a more intense experience try level 52 the "Nana Jean" experience, so named as it rattles your teeth out and you'll need dentures after. We recommend you wear two pairs of Lidl leggings if using the highest setting of 57, the "Hurricane Katerina" experience. The Muff Botherer 5000 comes complete with a Bissell adapter for cleaning genuine marble floors and a motivational candle. You can order exclusively on our new website Cyst&Me"
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Brilliant,
I go to order one(dont judge me,please) :LOL: and guess what...out of stock.Big Lazy must have bought them all.
 
They left their previous holiday in the usual rush and have spent a couple of weeks frantically shopping. Now they are off again and have just abandoned said shopping plus crap delivered to Katrina's and anything delivered to the Manor recently. Has it all been dumped in the garage, Aurora's bedroom and randomly the motorhome, I wonder if Creepy's 'friend' is 'house-sitting' again, if not they've advertised an empty house full of Christmas presents and other tat to burglars.

I thought Lazy prefers to be at home this time of year so the Christmas build up doesn't feel too much of a rush. She'll have more shopping to do, wrapping and putting up 50 Christmas trees and the shopping centre decorations whenever they get back and possibly a trip to Disneyland Paris to waste more time.
 
Tublet83 said:
What gets me is they do nothing apart from going to shopping centres when home - no museums, swimming, sports, theatre. None of them have any interests at all.
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That's what I don't get about them. Those kids are so bored and understimulated. No social life, nothing to look forward to, no exciting moments with friends, like school discos. No jobs, nothing to strive for (unless you count validation from strangers in the internet). No school Christmas parties, or friends' birthday parties for the little ones. They don't have normal family days out like they did when the three oldest ones lived a relatively normal life. It's just shopping or traveling to destinations to either sit inside or swim.

I'll say it a million times ~ what exactly is it about their lives that we are supposed to envy?!
 
Is she seriously saying she’s the only one that takes nanna out the house? So what happens when they are away for months? If it’s true, they obviously don’t care that her nanna is then seemingly housebound. If I was an extended member of her family I’d be pretty miffed reading these comments - basically saying she’s the only one that does anything or is interested anymore. Unbelievable.
 

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