The Ingham Family #351 Chris the Pied Piper of disasters, bodge jobs and dirty DM's 🤡

Status
Thread locked. We start a new thread when they have over 1000 posts, click the blue button to see all threads for this topic and find the latest open thread.
1
Mostyn said:
I would love dinner with you Priority
heres a hint it won’t be cheese or pasta
❤
Click to expand...
I love everyone here so i`,m still planning on us all meeting up in Switzerland and having a real laugh this Christmas!! ❤ :D )will beat watching reactions to their typical crud they use their kids for over the holiday! (maybe give your kids the gift of an actual family xmas ,minus any cameras and having to rehearse for the (at least_) 3 day extravaganza?? Time they experienced some real normality for the season.
---
MissWinnie said:
It won’t happen ever for any of those kids for as long as they keep them locked away from real life.View attachment 3223613 q
Click to expand...
In other words lazy ,she`s trapped caring for the siblings you and Creepy churn out but don`t want to look after ,so there`s no chance of her having any social life ,is there?
 
Kitty2020 said:
Hilarious that he posted this about how tit-hot he was, driving a boat around, when in reality, he had a panic attack and his wife took over whilst he retreated to his drone.
So, Chrish, you get up whenever you like? I think you’ve got yourself confused with your wife, again. I mean physically, you are starting to morph into each other - same vocabulary, same unhealthy diet, same BS, same heigh pitched, ‘clevah girl’, so stands to reason, same level of testosterone.
She does have more hair than you, can’t think of many other differences 🤪
Click to expand...
There is stuff like this all over instagram and TikTok at the moment it is becoming a problem, every other reel is someone saying how they have made soon much money through digital products /courses. It won't be long before they start clamping down on it hopefully. The platform is flooded with people making these spurious claims.
 
The Ingham Family posted:
SECRET BOYFRIEND CRUSH & CARAVAN TOUR!
maxresdefault.jpg
 
I have thoughts! A few of them.
Firstly 3 turns of phrase have made me wonder something.

In the past Isla has referred to her bangs (I had to look that one up).

In today's vlog Esme delightfully tells us This is where we 'TAKE' poos"

Then Isabelle referred to a parking 'lot'.

I think there have been a few other Americanisms that I have heard them use but can't remember them off hand.

It's occurred to me that if they had friends they'd know that we have fringes and car parks and don't take poo's, we have poos. Just like we don't take showers, we have them. Or in their case they don't take or have them very often but I digress.

Imagine being so isolated that your only exposure to any form of dialect is on TV or the internet.
It really is heartbreaking!

The other pertinent thought I had when watching tonight's offering was that the filming was just awful. I mean a couple of girls aged 19 and 15 should be able to film a few half decent shots but they have grown up vlogging and it's their families literal job.

So much for the perks of home education when they've not learned a single thing about the family business...

Finally, since they are 19 and 15 you'd expect them to have a bit more pride in their belongings instead of just shoving them in any old how and we also now know they aren't using their shower unless they put the bedding away in a damp shower
 
Last edited:
GreaseMop said:
They are so weird, Isabelle is a nineteen year old adult, why would her mother even know about her sexlife or lack of it. I know in this case Isabelle is a prisoner in the cult so can't sneeze without Lazy knowing, but in reality the mum of an adult wouldn't know their every move, they'd have a private life.
It's the same when the older girls seem to be over-involved in Creepy and Lazy's private business when discussing whether to have more babies.

It was interesting when Lazy almost seemed ashamed of having Isabelle at 19. Yes it's on the younger side but not as if she was under age and wasn't Lazy's mum young when she had Lazy, wasn't she only 49 when she died?
Click to expand...
Weird her mum knowing but even weirder that her mum thinks it is ok to discuss her sex life with random strangers!
 
MissWinnie said:
It won’t happen ever for any of those kids for as long as they keep them locked away from real life.View attachment 3223613 q
Click to expand...

Arrogance *and* complacency. That's such a fantastic combination when it comes to parenting 🙄

But then again, this is the same woman who thinks flotation devices on the open sea, vaccinations, and proper child restraints in cars are a personal choice, and values pregnancy as a money making scheme only, so why would she be concerned about accidental pregnancy?

And how stupid does one person have to be to think that teen girls are only getting pregnant because they have boyfriends? What about girls who are being secretly groomed by or go out of their way to appeal to older men? Or girls who go wild after being isolated away from the real world for the majority of their lives? Or girls who have to sneak around and keep their sexuality secret because it excites adult men in their lives? Or girls who get no medical attention and get all of their sex education from tiktok and netflix?

Do those "sorts" of girls get pregnant?
 
They'll class boyfriends the same way they class friends, a 30 second interaction with someone and they are a friend/boyfriend.

If Isabelle ever did have a proper boyfriend, she'd probably never get any time alone with him anyway, the rest of them would all be spying on them or something. When they bought the motorhome, didn't Lazy claim it was so humongous there was a bed for Isabelle and a boyfriend when in reality two adults in a relationship would want their own space and not have the cult like oddball family watching them and climbing over them to get to their own bed.
 
Stephie said:
One thing I never discussed with my dad as a child or teen were boy crushes. Creepy seems to enjoy talking about who his step and young daughters are into. Very weird
Click to expand...

He would call it marketing. We call it exploiting his daughters for views. This is the same man who thought it was OK to inform strangers when his stepdaughter started her periods.

It is tragic. They have no friends, and they're not close to any young relatives who they could discuss normal teenage girl stuff with. Jace, Mila, and Aurora won't ever experience any friendships at all during their childhood. As much as they love to throw the term 'playing with a friend' around when it comes to a random they meet at park or campsite for all of half an hour.

We all know Creepy calls plumbers, electricians, mechanics, and anyone else he hires to repair anything 'my very good friend'. Those kids will never know what a real friend is.
 
My daughter is 17 and been with her boyfriend over a year and practically moved in with him on the weekends...she's been having sex now for about 10 months and is on the pill (her choice of contraceptive) however Evan tho accidents can happen I bet my daughter would be less likely to get pregnant than izzy who proberly not on any contraception or had a serious talk because her mum's so nieve.
 
19 year old Borabelle had a jar to collect rocks, guys. I'm out. This gal is going places. And looking likely to beat me at 30. Been through uni, partied, a lot, worked, 2 children, engaged, living in my current home. I'd say I'd lived a colourful life by 30. But a bleeping jar of rocks man 🤘

On a serious note though. Creepy, subtitle your oldest. Not only does she speak faster than Fat Saz running through the doors of a Next sale. Her voice is like nails down a chalkboard. No wonder they've got her in a separate van. She's unbearable
 
Last edited:
Kitty2020 said:
Hilarious that he posted this about how tit-hot he was, driving a boat around, when in reality, he had a panic attack and his wife took over whilst he retreated to his drone.
So, Chrish, you get up whenever you like? I think you’ve got yourself confused with your wife, again. I mean physically, you are starting to morph into each other - same vocabulary, same unhealthy diet, same BS, same heigh pitched, ‘clevah girl’, so stands to reason, same level of testosterone.
She does have more hair than you, can’t think of many other differences 🤪
Click to expand...

you know what the worst but best part of this is? all of this would have worked had he not
Kitty2020 said:
Hilarious that he posted this about how tit-hot he was, driving a boat around, when in reality, he had a panic attack and his wife took over whilst he retreated to his drone.
So, Chrish, you get up whenever you like? I think you’ve got yourself confused with your wife, again. I mean physically, you are starting to morph into each other - same vocabulary, same unhealthy diet, same BS, same heigh pitched, ‘clevah girl’, so stands to reason, same level of testosterone.
She does have more hair than you, can’t think of many other differences 🤪
Click to expand...

you know what the best/worst part is? while they were at the height of fame the ifam would have believed! and joined. eaten up this silly mlm bs. but he shot himself in thd foot.
 
Status
Thread locked. We start a new thread when they have over 1000 posts, click the blue button to see all threads for this topic and find the latest open thread.
Back
Top