It wouldn’t work. Their channel has become like those that announce celebrity deaths that haven’t happened just to get the cash in. No one believes them. Okay ifam watch, Ive seen someone in here is playing Russian Roulette with their mental health doing a run down, but no one actually cares.
One google and all their clickbait would come up and they’d, again, be on the wrong side of the media.
I did contact them. Oddly they didn’t reply
There are “rules”, honestly I’ve not used one in years, but don’t know if they’re actual laws in the EU.
And I tell you what all as well. The Aussies have dedicated Water Police. Like it's a whole different organisation from the usual coppers and they are always out and about. If they had seen those kids sat at the prow of that rubber raft with no retraints, no life jackets and no adult anywhere nearby, a lot of very hefty fines would have been levied and they may even have been taken in tow back to the dock they set out for.
An island nation needs to be vigilant about water safety & Australia most certainly is. Britian is an island nation and it needs to get with thr programme if you ask me. Every single school in Aus apart from those in very remote regions has a compulsory swimming programme all through primary school. Actually my kids were taught to swim at 4-6 months which isn't at all unusual here. Well Ok obviously they're not swimming at 6 months but they are pretty drown proof. They still have the reflexes and muscle memory of how they swam for 9 months inside you. They have a reflex which causes them to instinctively hold their breath when they are dunked. IThey haven't developed a fear reflex yet, they don't understand that water is scary. If you do it right they are seamlessly turned into swimmers.
I had a mate when I had my first baby who was a children's swimming coach. She came with me to the ocean baths every day for a week showing me how to introduce them to the notion of being in the water in my arms. There are all sorts of fun little games you play with them, first gently dribbling water on their faces, then gently cupping water in your hands to run over their heads and faces and before you know it you're dunking them for a second and bringing them back up. "What a clever swimming baby! Oh my goodness you're a water baby!"
You take another adult and within a week you can launch them between you and the catcher and back again. It is also I will say the best way ever to ensure the baby is easy to get to sleep. They enjoy every second of it and by the end of each session, they're knackered.
Honestly by the time they were 18 months old they could both swim like little mermaids underwater the width of an Olympic pool. I would "race" them, swimming alongside to encourage them to keep going. So I knew though I never left them alone near water that should they fall or be pushed into a pool they could safely reach the side. By the age of 12 even with moving in and out of the country so often they had each got the Bronze Medallion. A qualification from Surf Lifesaving Australia which gives them training in how to safely help rescue a drowning person using contact & non contact methods (life preservers, ropes etc). They learned CPR. They were taught how to place someone in the recovery position and clear airways if the rescued person begins to aspirate water during CPR. They needed to perform a 400 metre swim in under 9 minutes and pass written and practical exams in all the first aid/rescue aspects. They were in Nippers which is junior lifesaving from the age of 6 till their late teens where they were also taught about paddle board rescues, how to recognise rips, how to escape rips and how to never ever dive into any water where you are not 100% certain that there are no sandbars or rocks waiting to kill or cripple you. They were also drilled about being sun smart, the need for sunscreen, hats and SPF swimwear.
They also both got their recreational boat licenses at 16 through the auspices of SLA.
That you pair of porcine prats, is what being "strong swimmers" means. Yet somehow I also managed to ensure that they never got onto any boat and certainly not a blow up kayak or rented rubber raft without proper life jackets, a responsible, qualified pilot and one adult per kid right beside them.
You make me sick. It's criminally irresponsible the way you roll the dice with your children's safety. The brass neck on you, you screechy cow getting on Insta the night before you released that vlog to justify yourself. It shows you knew very well how dangerous your actions were but if it created controversy and got the views up it was worth the wager, wasn't it?
You're vermin. Parasitical lifeforms and you won't stop till you've killed at least one of the 6 little hosts you've infested. You turned her uterus into a
bleeping clown car seeking profit and you even fucked that up.
Sewer rats are better parents than you flabby fuckwits.
) as we know they read here, a little story about an ex colleague of mine. Who went on holiday and decided to hire a quad bike. Chose not to wear a helmet, went around a bend, came off the bike, thankfully woke up from a coma, unfortunately with brain damage, and she now lives in assisted accommodation. A lady in her 20s with her whole life ahead of her. No longer able to work, drive, cook her own meals, do daily chores. All because she thought she didn't need a helmet. She'd been driving since 17. Confidently. She'd be fine. So it doesn't matter how 'strong' swimmers those girls are (what even quantifies as a 'strong swimmer'?). If they fall over the side of that boat as it is speeding across the 'ocean'. If they go overboard, it's game over
And he couldn't care less about the children. To Chrish, the kids are just proof that someone actually braved letting him and his rancid knob near them. Oh, and of course, the youngest were brought into the world in the hope they would provide their lazy, good-for-nothing parents with an income.
