The Ingham Family #346 Sarah is a hippo-crit! Creepy is just a big tit!

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mags said:
LOLOLOLOLOL!!! Did they get mixed up and it's actually Wife Swap? 🤣

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Have they said when the programme makers approached them? I assume it was before the alleged stalking and malicious arson attack on their home!
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And before the grooming by Christopher Malcom
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StrangeAsAngels said:
This week, on Rich House Poor House, the Poors from Poorville, cashier mum Jackie, brickie dad Jim, football mad Jimmy Jr and budding artist Sally will swap homes with billionaires The Ingham Family.

*three minutes in*

Jackie looks around the vast Ingham kitchen. Opening cupboards and the fridge, she shakes her head in disbelief.

"What do they eat? Why is there only cheese and alcohol?"

Meanwhile, outside dad Jim is trying to work out where all of the Ingham's money goes.

"So they've got this garden with nothing in it? Why is there a big burn mark on the fence? Is that a trampoline in the field?"

Jimmy Jr is decidedly bored. Back at home, his parents turned their small garden into a kid heaven on a budget, complete with a goal for Jimmy and a brick wall which Sally has turned into a mural, their garden is their happy place. Here in Billionaires Row however, Jimmy and Sally are beginning to appreciate their humble home.

*Cut to half way through the show*

Middle of the night. Banging on front door. Camera cuts out just as bailiffs barge in.

*Talking head of Jackie, wearing her Tesco uniform*

"I'm so glad to be back home. It took a while to rid everything of the smell but I'm so glad that we are way richer than the billionaires. Plus, Jim still doesn't know what Mr Ingham said about bricklayers..."

Jim, outside Mount Trashmore Manor, with wheelbarrow of bricks, adding to the 3ft wall.

"Yeah, the new owners hired me to sort this out. Last I heard, the Inghams are living in a layby near Luton."

I WOULD SO WATCH THAT.
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Hilarious 😂 I too would so watch that
 
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MissWinnie said:
You can really see how bad Isla’s legs are in that photo 😕 She doesn’t need carting off in a van, she needs to see a GP and get a referral in place asap whilst she’s still growing.
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I think Creepy could have hypermobility and this can be hereditary. The fact that Isla looks like she has hip/pronation problems, together with Mila's hip dysplasia, they could probably all be doing with a check.
 
GreaseMop said:
Yes, I've noticed Creepy keeping a low profile recently, probably because of Zapaka calling him out publicly.

Typical Creepy Chrish wailing over the 'emotional' concert footage. Maybe if he let his chuldrun have lives he could get emotional over something like them doing well at school, sport, hobbies, getting exam results, going to prom, learning to drive, having friends and social lives etc.
They always claim to be proud of the girls but why, they never get chance to do anything to make anyone proud.

No wonder the girls are 'devastated', now the concert is over they have nothing. All they have is hanging around with the same seven other faces everyday, eating cheesy slop and chips with everything and watching Christmas films with the occasional visit to the shops when it's their turn to go.
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This totally! They had a good build up to it and now back to the nothing of their lives
 
She was 'gipping' and burping again in tonights vlog 👀
She's also admitted that she couldn't live in Joobuy full time as she can't imagine living in a country where the only season was summer. Mini Malcolm stood by her side and avidly agreed, she then went on to say her favourite ever memories from all they've ever done were from last Autumn/winter. When they went pumpkin picking, did local days out and got to stay at home for the whole time.
That's coming from a child who filmed herself saying she hates the UK and never wanted to go back. More evidence that the crap they spout in Joobuy is a load of bollocks they've been told to say!

Lazy and the kids would be happy with a couple all inclusive trips a year, one being a trip to disneyworld. Can't be long until they return there considering how much Mila loves the disney princesses, not fair for the the older 3 to have had that experience but the younger 3 to miss out is it 👀
 
What the hell is up with lazy and “play suits’ number one she definitely does not have the body to pull off the short version and I think they are more appropriate for hanging around the house or going to the beach, Especially how short she wears them, second white is a hard color to pull off, it often makes you appear bigger than you are
But you do you miss size 16
 
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