But can you imagine what a great vlog it would make if you actually WERE lost in the desert, Chrish?
Sarah! That is not a mirage, nor is it edible! It is your baby! Stop trying to eat it. Esme! Yes, I know there's no wifi out here. Tiktok will implode without your chipmunk miming videos. Why don't you put some of this baby oil on your face? Give that severe sun damage a nice shine. Yes, Isabelle, dehydration is very cute. Yes, yes, this is much bigger than your cupboard. Jace! Stop licking that snake. Where's Mila gone? Oh, look, she's writing H E L P in the sand, we HAVE to put that on instagram with a homeschooling hashtag! Yeah, G, this vlog gon' make me £384!