WRAPPING ALL OF ESMÉS BIRTHDAY PRESENTS!
Aurora is in the pram and ready for her morning nap. Lazy tells Jace not to sit on his turtle inflatable on the floor as a tiny stone might pop it. Isla is staying home to finish school work. The girls will join them soon.
This morning is being spent at the pool. Creepstopher is distributing a man’s morning by talking to him. The pram handle is hot. Jace screeches as he spots the girls. Esmememe moans about the heat. Today feels different. It’s usually 3° higher than it says on the map as they’re in the desert. Lazy says she likes to do a sun cream top up before Jace and Mila get in the water.
Jace and Mila have swapped sun hats. Creepstopher is still chatting to the man.
Lazy is out of the pool for a chill with Aurora. Jace wants to take his hat off to go under water. Creepstopher “you beautiful beautiful little mans”. Esmememe is fuming as she got pushed in. Lazy’s new Stanley fake is top notch with no air getting in the stout. The water is ice cold.
Lazy is in the car. They met a lovely Scottish couple who moved to Dubai for a better way of life. She is talking to the camera whilst driving and not focusing on the road. She and the girls were talking to the mum about the Islamic religion. Cats all have homes but they want to come to your house for extra food. Lazy is interested in learning everything about Islam. Today she learnt about Eid and Ramadan. Moaning about the humungous sun. You’ve never seen a brighter ball in the sky than the mega Dubai sunsets. The pool is cool and perfect. Lazy is off to the community centre to collect a few bits for Esmememe’s birthday. "The princess herself" requested peach ice tea. More moaning about the sun. Esmememe wants pancakes for breakfast, but she isn’t getting them as they're going on a surprise day out tomorrow. They need to leave early. Lazy is picking something quick up for breakfast - fruit and brioche.
Brands For Less. It’s like TKMAXX. Lazy chucks some notebooks on the floor. She picks them up and fingers all of the notebooks. Someone bought the light pink converse cap Esmememe wanted.
A fuming Lazy is home. She’s got cheese for dinner. She bought almond croissants, brioche rolls and a bag of apples. She forgot the powder juice.
Dinner is finished. Lazy thought she’d come and wrap Esmememe’s presents and give us a sneak peek. She bought herself and Esmememe matching coffee glasses. Coffee jar dispensers for the syrups, Wildfire book as Esmememe has finished her other book, Amazon body mists, makeup sponges, Lululemon flask, Free makeup from Kiko including a Bridgerton lip gloss. That’s all Lazy is showing. Creepstopher does a girly “ooooh”.
Lazy remembers going into labour. Her waters broke before she went into labour, which is uncommon. Creepstopher came home from work at the hospital or airport (they can't agree which) and crawled into bed, waking Lazy up. She told him she was in labour and thought she’d wet herself. She can’t believe it was 15 years ago.
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