The Ingham Family #329 The Only Thing Weaker Than His Bloodline Is His Hairline.

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Genuine question for my fellow basement dwelling haterz but where exactly can they hide their (disgustingly huge) amount of Easter eggs in their ‘garden’??

Has the great and almighty @thegreencow forgotten to mention that they’ve actually done something with the vast dessert that is the ‘lawn’?

Has prinny dug an escape route only @thegreencow knows about?

IS this the hint we’ve all been waiting for to their real identity?

Has @thegreencow finally snapped and gone into a specialist treatment unit for recovery from all those vlog run downs for years? Whose paying if so? I don’t think we have saved enough for their treatment...

Also, who hasn’t been pulling their weight on threads and needs some punishment in the form of doing a vlog run down?? We are all after all sooooo obsessed... we gotta know know know what is going on.

Finally, am I desperately trying to avoid sleep and being ‘volunteered’...

Exciting questions. I look forward to your exciting answers.

For those who I know have been wondering. The Ingham Family communal braincell is coping well in the jar that I may, or may not, be keeping it in and may or may not be feeding it cheddar every couple of hours, it’d quite happy, every now and then I can hear it muttering something is cute (me obviously) UNLESS it’s not really here....

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The vlog view watch IS BACK

21,278 at 1:46 UK time.

Doing well Chris you fine specimen of .. um... well. Er.... yeah moving on... ya business is booming my G. Doing well. Work that capital one card son. Work that capital one. Such great news it doesn’t need paying when ya away, like the mortgage and all bills eh?
 
Sending all my love to @thegreencow and @uwu as you both deal with life at the moment 🩵🩵

By my count there are 42 Easter eggs on that table. Divided by 5 kids (because the baby shouldn't be eating chocolate) that's around 8 each. EIGHT! Mind you, I would put money on the fact that Isabelle isn't eating more than a performative nibble of chocolate. So that leaves all of that chocolate for four kids. One is a toddler. One looks to be obese, and another is starting to look like she's putting on weight. When do these two useless excuses for parents actually do any PARENTING? It's all permissive and indulgence, no balance and teaching them control. They care more about showing off and trolling than they care about their own children's health and wellbeing. Shameless.
 
That was just so lazy, like everything they do. It’s so much more fun to find smaller eggs properly hidden, even with clues like a proper treasure hunt. I used small hollow Cadburys eggs this year and also some Kinder Surprise and other eggs hidden in plastic eggs. It was so much fun. Just putting a bunch of boxes on the floor in full site is ridiculous. There’s no challenge. The number of boxed eggs, even for someone like me who is pretty OTT, is gross.

Egg hunts are still fun for big kids. 😊
 
becca7721 said:
Genuine question for my fellow basement dwelling haterz but where exactly can they hide their (disgustingly huge) amount of Easter eggs in their ‘garden’??

Has the great and almighty @thegreencow forgotten to mention that they’ve actually done something with the vast dessert that is the ‘lawn’?

Has prinny dug an escape route only @thegreencow knows about?

IS this the hint we’ve all been waiting for to their real identity?

Has @thegreencow finally snapped and gone into a specialist treatment unit for recovery from all those vlog run downs for years? Whose paying if so? I don’t think we have saved enough for their treatment...

Also, who hasn’t been pulling their weight on threads and needs some punishment in the form of doing a vlog run down?? We are all after all sooooo obsessed... we gotta know know know what is going on.

Finally, am I desperately trying to avoid sleep and being ‘volunteered’...

Exciting questions. I look forward to your exciting answers.

For those who I know have been wondering. The Ingham Family communal braincell is coping well in the jar that I may, or may not, be keeping it in and may or may not be feeding it cheddar every couple of hours, it’d quite happy, every now and then I can hear it muttering something is cute (me obviously) UNLESS it’s not really here....

*drum roll*

The vlog view watch IS BACK

21,278 at 1:46 UK time.

Doing well Chris you fine specimen of .. um... well. Er.... yeah moving on... ya business is booming my G. Doing well. Work that capital one card son. Work that capital one. Such great news it doesn’t need paying when ya away, like the mortgage and all bills eh?
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Fellow insomniac here @becca, love your humour and hope life is treating you better x
 
MissWinnie said:
With Esme and Isla like they are, the worst thing they can do is throw more junk at those kids. Completely unnecessary when they’ve got the Easter treat bags as well. It’s like Christmas all over again but in chocolate form. Lots have been left unimpressed in the vlog comments too. These are the most liked comments on the vlog.
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Poor Isla in Esme’s vlog. I can’t understand why Esme spent loads and Isla didn’t seem to get a single thing apart from drinks? She didn’t come across very well in the vlog and it really did show how young she is for her age as well at times. Whilst in Hollister, she was trying to hook her bag over her head. She looked at trainers but then her eyes darted to a gumball machine. Trousers that were too short in the leg and she looked frumpy - I can’t get over how much like Sarah she is now. Watching her, they really need to get her legs looked at as she’s definitely walking oddly. Also they need to pull their finger out and get those kids exercising - poor Isla is on the larger side now for her age bless her and it’s not her fault at all. She’s comfort eating and drinking junk food all day long. The excitement over sweet stuff is not normal. When she’s not diving into the junk, she’s eating meals filled with cream and cheese. She’s going to end up with potential health issues if they continue to let her eating habits continue. For a child who has free reign access to sweet stuff, her reaction to sweets etc is not normal!
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I noticed she’s asked for a VR headset for her birthday, I hope they fulfill that birthday wishlist this year after the poor effort put in last year. She’s seen what Jace has been purchased and a VR comes in well under that amount so they really don’t have any excuses.
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Their fans are all as thick as pig tit. I’ve not seen one who can string a properly spelt sentence together 🤣
 
They need to have Isla’s gait looked at, she’s pigeon toed. I think one of the littler ones is the same. They also need to get her seen for braces and whatever other work she may need before getting braces. They are failing all of their children in so many ways. It makes me angry and sad.
 
Experiencing insomnia so decide against my better judgment to hate watch last nights' vlog hoping it will lull me back to sleep.
On the opening sequence none of the devoted ifam seem to have noticed how non plussed the older girls look while waiting on the stairs as their younger siblings 'perform ' for the camera. Very much rehearsed scene by the parents of the year,as Jace and Mila have to act out how to open a plastic egg. Hope when these kids come of age find they have a healthy 'nest egg' in the bank in lieu of their daily performances in front of the camera.
 
He is self destructing that channel more and more by the day, his " clever marketing" really is not clever its the opposite, few months agao he said when selling his stupid copy and paste book they do B&M places like that to stay relatable, then he uses a title like he did last night for the vlog , how is that staying relatable Chris you dipshit, so what is your 2 year plan to totally destroy the channel and force them all into that horsebox so they can go on the run with you ??? wake up and smell the coffee ( ohhh wait, your coffee machine suddenly broke wasn't it?) returned most likely to very. Also his latest inta story lmao Shopping and boba can be everyday ( the pyramid scam) only problem is when they shop he moans like hell so what is it you can shop all the time "extravagantly" or not? I would say nah deffo not!
 
MissWinnie said:
Yes, hot tub never made it onto the balcony. They wanted to because the builders house had theirs up there on their property but they decided to have various chairs and a chimnea instead. Probably not a bad thing as the hot tub would probably have fallen through by now!
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She’s really quite strange when it comes to new clothes, she feels the need to wear the same or similar thing over and over. I think it’s made worse by the fact she’s half way to 19 now but still trying to dress like a younger teen. She needs to get out of there and get some proper peer influence.
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What happened to her emo era
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Hey creepy looks like the fizzy lot are on safari.beat that 😀😀😀
 
We all know some of those eggs will be eaten by Chris & Sarah, don’t we?! Izzy won’t be eating her share that’s for sure. Why don’t they give some of those eggs to Katrina’s boys, I bet they didn’t get a humongous amount. No doubt Sarah will claim they gave away most of the eggs, whilst scoffing them herself!
 
Gymgirl said:
I thought they got.2 Egg chairs for that roof set up too.
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You're right, yes. I think they moved the table & chairs set down to the patio area (next to the tub) when they got the egg chairs.

@becca7721 you have a good point! That garden is a bit sparsely planted/landscaped (just a bit! 😂) and not ideal for hiding places but, saying that, if they'd not been so greedy and used smaller eggs (or just fewer eggs), then I'm sure they could've still done something out there...even if they just brought out all of the ride-on toys etc to give cover.

They could've done a clue-based treasure hunt, either in or outdoors, with eggs found along the way, or some kind of obstacle course or team challenge, with eggs as prizes at the end, to make it fair for all ages. There are loads of things that they could've done if Lazy had been bothered.

Their egg hunt is always unimaginative, crap content and a wasted opportunity for the kids to have some proper fun. It's just pure, unadulterated greed with no shits given to anyone but herself (Lazy) and her gross habit of selfish overindulgence, along with their pathetic desperation and need to go viral and play up to the haterzzzz. 😴
 
Scotblock said:
I thought the same. She’s went in and come out with a LOB and suddenly thinks she looks 28 😂 When in reality she’s just the same version of Sarah which is a woman forever wearing maternity clothes just now with shorter hair 😂 It’s cut uneven and as you say it’s not layered enough or thinned out enough. It’s a Super Cuts special instead of her usual Vidal Baboon job with the pizza scissors 😂
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That hairdressers is two mins from where I live, not the place that should be slated. They're highly trained and have worked hard to get where they are. Clearly sarah wasn't specific enough in terms of layers and thinning etc.
 
michanson said:
We all know some of those eggs will be eaten by Chris & Sarah, don’t we?! Izzy won’t be eating her share that’s for sure. Why don’t they give some of those eggs to Katrina’s boys, I bet they didn’t get a humongous amount. No doubt Sarah will claim they gave away most of the eggs, whilst scoffing them herself!
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Remember when she got called out clearing the shelves at Morrisons buying pallets of £1.50 eggs. The shop assistant said they were all going in the bin as they hadn't sold 🤥 So Fat Saz bought them for charity. Eventhough the exact same eggs were all over the garden Easter Morning. What kind of a supermarket scraps Easter Eggs, before Easter 🤣🤣 My local one is still selling unsoldTwix ones now for £2.50
 
Talkalot24 said:
That hairdressers is two mins from where I live, not the place that should be slated. They're highly trained and have worked hard to get where they are. Clearly sarah wasn't specific enough in terms of layers and thinning etc.
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They allowed her to walk out of there with that awful cut though 🤷🏻‍♀️ I’ve never had to give a hairdresser that level of instruction before. It literally looks like she’s cut it herself. Looks better than it did before though at least.
 
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