The Ingham Family #329 The Only Thing Weaker Than His Bloodline Is His Hairline.

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Oh dear 😂😂😂 That climbing equipment in the playroom 😂😂😂 genuinely can’t stop laughing!! They have zero taste and zero clue do they! It looks utterly tit and totally unsafe, and all because they are scared to go outside! I bet their garden stinks with all that farmland behind it, coupled with the relaxing sounds of the motorway and the neighbours that hate you and know you as the dodgy cult family 🤡 🤣
Happy Easter!
 
Dan!Dan!Dan! said:
I don’t understand why they have put it indoors. They have a huge garden. I had a TP set for my kids twenty odd years ago, you can alter the height with the frame to go from toddler to bigger kid. It was a good set and lasted years. With the spring here now a new trampoline, swing set, seesaw or even a giant connect four or jenga for the garden would be great for the kids. Little they do makes sense but it is odd to put play equipment inside a house when you have a huge garden.
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It absolutely should not be indoors and is far too big for the room they have it in. There’s plenty of choice for outdoor play equipment that should be suitable for Jace, Mila and eventually Aurora. The elder girls should be going beyond the garden walls, fence, hedge but if not they could get a swingball away from the little ones. Have a little area for them. Additionally when my brother and I were little that was a joint Christmas gift. You know little lord mingham will be ordering Mila off it, probably the older girls too.

Best present for Jace would be some speech therapy lessons and letting him socialise with kids his own age. Sadly don’t think that’s happening anytime soon.
 
Dan!Dan!Dan! said:
I don’t understand why they have put it indoors. They have a huge garden. I had a TP set for my kids twenty odd years ago, you can alter the height with the frame to go from toddler to bigger kid. It was a good set and lasted years. With the spring here now a new trampoline, swing set, seesaw or even a giant connect four or jenga for the garden would be great for the kids. Little they do makes sense but it is odd to put play equipment inside a house when you have a huge garden.
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It’s aged 3-8. They should have bought a much bigger, more sturdy set for the garden. They need something for the age range of all the kids
 
Oh dear, even a birthday vlog hasn’t done anything for the views - they are up but only marginally so 🤣🤣
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I find curious to offer a play equipment as a present to a child as a birthday gift. This should be a common christmas gift for the little ones as they will have to share it over the years. I can see how Jace will always claim it's his and that will bring needless arguments between the children.
 
thegreencow said:
Congratulations @Malcolm Conkers
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TLDR
- Jace the birthday brat (credit to @JustCallMeMum) turned 5 on Wednesday, although you wouldn't know it as he behaves like a 2 year old. His speech is horrendous and his attitude smells worse than Creepstopher. His education level consists of struggling to count to 10, recognising the packaging of Magic Stars and physically assaulting his younger sisters.
- Jace's main birthday present was some outdoor play monstrosities. Chris and Sarah have put them in the indoor playroom. Mila went on the slide and he yanked her by the legs down the slide after she said she was scared. Despite her being potentially mere months away from major hip surgery, her parents just laughed.
- Sarah sold some toys on Facebook and pretended that the buyer's son was Jace's friend.
- Isabelle and Sarah ranted on Instagram because people have pointed out how worryingly thin Isabelle is. Sarah shared Isabelle's BMI with the entire world.
- Sarah was taken off the NHS list for Cystopher due to missing two appointments. She harassed the hospital until she was put back on the list, but was told she has to take the first appointment offered.
- Isabelle is running her own business whilst studying psychology. Allegedly.
- The guinea pigs are still missing. Chris can't afford a £3 comb to groom Prinny. He does groom teenagers though.

Hi Steve 👋 Are you as concerned as we are about the safety of your youngest granddaughters when they are around your grandson? Aurora will soon be walking and he has the potential to do far worse than the bruises he inflicts on Mila.
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The irony is, dummy is not spelled like that.. so who is the dumbass now!
 
YoungHollywood said:
Oh dear 😂😂😂 That climbing equipment in the playroom 😂😂😂 genuinely can’t stop laughing!! They have zero taste and zero clue do they! It looks utterly tit and totally unsafe, and all because they are scared to go outside! I bet their garden stinks with all that farmland behind it, coupled with the relaxing sounds of the motorway and the neighbours that hate you and know you as the dodgy cult family 🤡 🤣
Happy Easter!
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No mention of the hot tub.they will probably have been left with no maintenance
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Basic said:
It’s aged 3-8. They should have bought a much bigger, more sturdy set for the garden. They need something for the age range of all the kids
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It does not look sturdy.
£10000😀 day they could have the very garden equipment and pay someone to set it up .
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What do they mean transforming our house.its in one room
 
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

I’m still laughing this morning! 🤣🤣

Creepy’s Instagram of the MTV Cribs style slow mo walk to the playroom doors before they’re thrown open to reveal the playroom pigsty and the ugly outdoor playground equipment taking up the whole room! 🤣 Creepy said “You’re not ready for it!” While bragging about what was coming. I think it’s safe to say none of us were ready for that! 🤣🤣🤣

What’s that saying? Some people think they’re champagne when in reality all you are is lukewarm piss in a plastic cup!

I want to see the state of the farble floor when creepy has to drag it outside. I hope he smashes every floor tile on the way out. 🤣
 
Lazy is REPEATEDLY stating that Jace's favourite colour is purple when referring to the Tonies box. How many times does she have to say it?? This is because the Tonies box is purple and as it was gifted she had no choice in which colour they received. So she's going on and on about it so people don't wonder why he's got a purple box. It's so obvious!
 
I had to go and check that vlog and no there’s no guinea pigs but while watching it I couldn’t believe how they don’t know what a friend actually is, creepy my electrician friend and lazy has just said they called in an emergency electrician them my plumber friend and whilst they were away doing the snow mobile thing Isabelle saying we have made so many friends like the lady here ( doesn’t know the name, so not a friend) and our friend when we broke down you know the guy at the garage ( again don’t know his name but he’s there friend ) so when they go to the shops and speak to a cahier is that there friend or when they go to a restaurant are the waitresses, their friends it’s just also very bizarre.😂😂😂
 
MissWinnie said:
Oh dear, even a birthday vlog hasn’t done anything for the views - they are up but only marginally so 🤣🤣
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It’s what happens when your communal braincell has been left whatever country it decided to take a run for it and, consequently now mouth off at everyone in the comments and leave them up for others to see, just in case they don’t, direct em to leave their own comment 🙄 😆
 
Their obsession with size is laughable at times. The two items have a combineable width of approx 4.25m & length of 3.7m & nearly fills the room. It’s not an impressive claim Chris when the equipment clearly doesn’t fit in the room very well. The climbing frame with the dangling tent also specifically states ‘outdoor use only’ 🤣
 

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Ghost82 said:
I wonder if they’re going to use the outdoor climbing frames indoor soft play centre to do the Easter egg hunt. I’m expecting to see 18 year old Izzy climbing up the ladders to grab a Lindt egg and Sarah knocking her to the floor and screaming “MINE!” 🤣
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I've just had a Sarah ingham egg moment with my daughter, clearly one rouge egg on the side away from her pile is hers 🫣 🤣
 
So over the top large easter baskets for Mila, Jace and the older girls is she forgetting ones an adult (not saying can't get one for her) but she treats her as a kid but main thing has she forgotten there's another member of the family? OK she's too young for chocolate and sweets (not by Ingham rules) but if your doing them for others why not a bunny, some books, sensory toys etc She got Mila a personalised Teddy from Disney She really doesn't like her does she
 
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