The Ingham Family #329 The Only Thing Weaker Than His Bloodline Is His Hairline.

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- Jace the birthday brat (credit to @JustCallMeMum) turned 5 on Wednesday, although you wouldn't know it as he behaves like a 2 year old. His speech is horrendous and his attitude smells worse than Creepstopher. His education level consists of struggling to count to 10, recognising the packaging of Magic Stars and physically assaulting his younger sisters.
- Jace's main birthday present was some outdoor play monstrosities. Chris and Sarah have put them in the indoor playroom. Mila went on the slide and he yanked her by the legs down the slide after she said she was scared. Despite her being potentially mere months away from major hip surgery, her parents just laughed.
- Sarah sold some toys on Facebook and pretended that the buyer's son was Jace's friend.
- Isabelle and Sarah ranted on Instagram because people have pointed out how worryingly thin Isabelle is. Sarah shared Isabelle's BMI with the entire world.
- Sarah was taken off the NHS list for Cystopher due to missing two appointments. She harassed the hospital until she was put back on the list, but was told she has to take the first appointment offered.
- Isabelle is running her own business whilst studying psychology. Allegedly.
- The guinea pigs are still missing. Chris can't afford a £3 comb to groom Prinny. He does groom teenagers though.

Hi Steve 👋 Are you as concerned as we are about the safety of your youngest granddaughters when they are around your grandson? Aurora will soon be walking and he has the potential to do far worse than the bruises he inflicts on Mila.
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With that horrendous climbing equipment in the playroom none of the young children should EVER be left unsupervised. I bet they are though!

That swinging tent is held up by a flimsy looking hook. Hope it withstands all the older girls piling into it!

Ultimately what is it? A basic climbing frame, slide, ball pit and tent. Wow. Can't imagine the interest in that is gonna last long. Hope they have fun tidying up all the balls from all over the room / house every day.

I don't approve of one child being given a massive toy that takes over the whole playroom. How unfair is that?! Mila was reminded by Sarah "it's Jace's present!" But how is Mila going to get HER toys out now?
 
As usual Lazy has gone massively overboard with Easter tat because she is 'lucky' enough to be able to do so. Of course the ifam are encouraging her ridiculousness by saying she's giving her chuldrun a magical childhood. A very lot of pointless crap can't replace everything they have given up and are missing out on.

Jace has just had his birthday and now here you go have a load more 'presents', not to mention the fact there will also be six million Easter eggs as well. Lots of people can probably afford to shell out on endless crap for their kids but don't because it's unnecessary/they don't want to fill their homes with clutter/they are not trying to make up for their children not having a proper, fulfilling life.

There was mention in the comments about seeing Lazy, Nannarr, Isabelle and Aurora at White Rose yesterday so there's another exciting day of shopping to come. 😴😴😴🥱🥱
 
I remember when Sarah gave two year old Jace toys that were suitable from age 3 and above (because they had small parts). She said that it was ok to give him such toys as he would be supervised the whole time that he was playing with them. She has repeatedly shown that she does not supervise her small children all of the time 😔.

Jace will yank Mila down that slide again and again, out of sight, and her 'parents' will blame Mila for playing on Jace's main birthday present 😔.
 
Easter isn’t about gifts but let me rub my shopping addiction in your face anyway 🙄 The soft voice used on those reels that isn’t her day voice makes me laugh everytime. Who are you trying to fool Sarah, so desperate for those gifted/sponsorship deals with brands 🤣 I’ve contacted Tonies and T P Toys to see if either of those are gifted products that are being undeclared.

To this day I’m still amazed Sarah is so happy to make use of the name Bella after one of her husband’s victim's of the same name.
 
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I feel overwhelmed just thinking about the amount of tat they have, nevermind living with it and dealing with it.

There was the mounds of crap at Christmas.
Back from the Arctic and Lazy buys craft and learning stuff.
Jace's birthday.
Easter baskets.
Not to mention the daily shopping and constant online orders.

I hope Creepy has another skip ordered.
Maybe that's why he's racked up so many miles in the ex taxi, it's a full time job making multiple daily trips to the tip/charity shop to get rid of all the previous stuff Lazy has bought.
 
TRANSFORMING OUR HOUSE INTO AN INDOOR PLAY PARK FOR OUR SONS BIRTHDAY!

Clip of the birth of our Lord and Saviour King Jaceus Christ.

Lazy has no idea how five years have zipped by since she became a boy Mama. Aurora woke up at 7:08am, Jace’s birth time. If it weren’t vlogged it didn’t happen. Lazy had a moment where she sat and had a think. They’ve had orders from Jace to not wake him up too early and not to go in the room singing Happy Birthday right in his face when he’s just woken up because it’s too much. Cackle. But it’s ok for him to do that to other people? Lazy can wake him up very nicely, then he wants 10 minutes on his own before everyone goes in the room. Creepstopher was up until 5:30am building. It’s not a lie. He couldn’t put the ladders on as it was 5:30am and he needed to sleep.

The Tonies have arrived. Lazy isn’t going to wrap them because Jace already has a lot. Creepstopher shouts at Prinny not to roll in fox poo. They have foxes. We have foxes too Lazy!! Purple is Jace’s favourite colour. . She may give the Tonies this evening. Hi Steve and Granny Groomer have presents for him when they come over later.

Lighting the cake candles to funeral music. Creepstopher waddles towards Jace, who is sat on his bed, singing happy birthday to “Jacey Boy”. He blows out the candles and makes a wish. He wants a remote control that cleans his room. Isla gives him the presents she bought for him herself. Reminder of manners. Lazy tells Mila to leave Jace alone. He says she can help open some of his big presents. First present is a Captain America pez. He tosses the card aside. Isla reads a message to him. He wants cake for breakfast.

What Jace says, Jace gets. They’re having cake instead of opening presents first. Esmé shows us a videos of Jace featuring her screechy commentary on them. Lazy says baby Jace is exactly like Aurora. It’s mental. Is it really mental when your darling husband’s gene pool is as shallow as a puddle of piss?

Lazy is in the playroom and wants to film the girls’ faces. They walk in and gasp. Cackling. Creepstopher walks in to show us an outdoor slide and climbing frame taking up most of the room in the playroom. It's a monstrosity. Maybe they should've used their £10k a day fortune to transform the playroom into a soft play like Dad v Girls did.

Lazy calls Mila into the room. There are 600 balls in the ball pit but they barely cover the bottom. Jace walks into the room and heads for the ball pit and slide. He says he knew they got him a slide. Lazy says he saw it outside the house a couple of days ago. He hasn’t even looked at his 9 going on 18 presents. Lazy tells Mila she has to be really careful.

Jace told everyone to film him on the slide. Mila climbs up the slide then sits down at the top ready to slide down. She stops halfway down and says she’s so scared. Grinning Jace Dahmer to the rescue! He grabs her by the ankles and yanks her down the slide. Instead of disciplining him, Lazy and Creepstopher cackle. If they try to sue the NHS for her hip dysplasia I hope the NHS lawyers see this clip. They’d be laughed out of court. Lazy tells Jace to be careful. He starts to say that he doesn’t want her on the slide. Mila climbs back up the slide but Lazy tells her to let Jace have a turn on his new toy. He runs up the slide and she tells him he’s so big.

Present time. Monster trucks, dinosaur train track, remote control car Creepstopher chose for him, dinosaur dart blaster, mega tile trains, police set, hulk costume, hulk trainers, hulk toy, Spiderman doll, Batman outfit and mega tiles to add to his collection. Lazy tells Jace the police gun is a real big boy’s toy. Great way to encourage his violent behaviour. Lazy tells Mila Jace is opening his presents when she wants to play. Then she tells Jace that he doesn’t need to let her open his presents because they’re his. Will Mila’s presents be hers in July? I doubt it. He’ll be front and centre for that one too. Lazy reminds Jace that purple is his favourite colour. Did he make that decision himself or did Lazy? He can now make an ice tobot.

Isla and Mila go on the toddler swing and it looks like it may break. I'm sure it's for younger children. Jace swaps with Isla. Part 2 tomorrow.

End of vlog
The smirk on his face. Look at how Isabelle was more concerned than Lazy.
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What a load of bollocks……..
The instruction speech from Jace to lazy
Set up of bedroom scene
play crap for outside use only
Oldest three being allowed into playroom like they are 3 5 & 7 and actually going along with it!!! Idiots
Plain view of spiteful boy yanking his poor little sister
Grown adults not lifting a bleeping finger
Oh and Lazy looks awful like she had been crying - best look ever
Oh just duck off the lot of yer so staged so managed
 
It’s spring, they should get a new trampoline and a massive swing/climbing frame/slide set-up outside. There’s nothing else in their backyard. They should put in mature trees to hide the motorway and big garden beds to grow veggies and herbs. Isla would adore that. Even if they are away for long periods, it would still be worth doing.

I recommend Vuly, great climbing frames, swing sets and trampolines. Do it, Sarah.

What’s going to happen when Aurora becomes mobile? She’s going to be all over that equipment. Sarah is going to have to watch her like a hawk, no sitting on the sofa buying crap from Amazon.

The room either needs to be kitted out like a soft play or used as a playroom, it’s too small to be both. It’s a perfectly good size for a playroom and there’s room to section areas. The truth is that they have four kids who should be learning so it should be a kitted out with desks, laptops, shelving, learning equipment and books.
 
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What happen to that basketball electronic game thingy they had. Had that ever been seen again?

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What a load of bollocks……..
The instruction speech from Jace to lazy
Set up of bedroom scene
play crap for outside use only
Oldest three being allowed into playroom like they are 3 5 & 7 and actually going along with it!!! Idiots
Plain view of spiteful boy yanking his poor little sister
Grown adults not lifting a bleeping finger
Oh and Lazy looks awful like she had been crying - best look ever
Oh just duck off the lot of yer so staged so managed
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No way was that the first sight those older girls saw the monstrous play equipment they most likely helped to put it together wouldn’t be surprised if Jace also helped.The lazyone and creepy live in a fantasy world and this will come to an end with a bang.
 
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I don’t understand why they have put it indoors. They have a huge garden. I had a TP set for my kids twenty odd years ago, you can alter the height with the frame to go from toddler to bigger kid. It was a good set and lasted years. With the spring here now a new trampoline, swing set, seesaw or even a giant connect four or jenga for the garden would be great for the kids. Little they do makes sense but it is odd to put play equipment inside a house when you have a huge garden.
 
Bought this across from the last thread, the guinea pigs have not been in any Vlogs since they have been home the lies are unbelievable. Why not just say we no longer have them because we’re always on holiday, when in B&M they bought stuff for prinny and bird food no mention of the guinea pigs and you never see Isla or anybody else getting their food, ready like you used to lazy not mentioning how much fruit and vegetables she’s having to buy😡😡😡
 

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