TERRIFYING EXPERIENCE ON TOP OF A MOUNTAIN
Drone. Lazy says it's windy.
Must be the dodgy cooking from last night. They’re making an extravagant trek up a mountain for waffles. They’re jumping on the Pyhä “poo-ha’ Express to the top of a mountain.
So not a trek. Creepstopher has told her how to pronounce it eight different ways. There are spectacular sights to be seen at the top of the mountain e.g. the waffle house.
The girls get on a ski lift together. Lazy, Creepstopher and the other kids get on the other lift. Jace sits next to Lazy. Mila is sat next to Creepstopher, who is holding Aurora. There really isn’t anything stopping Mila falling off apart from a dodgy metal bar. The sperm donor doesn't seem interested. Woohooing. Jace screeching. Lazy has a belly belly. Music.
Shots of the skiers. Creepstopher is impressed. Waddling to the waffle house.
Lazy orders some soups to try. It’s traditional salmon and reindeer soups. The girls liked the cooked reindeer last year. Isabelle doesn’t like the idea of eating Rudolph. It comes with heart shaped bread. Mila likes the salmon soup. Jace is sad to be eating a reindeer. There are two bowls of soup for everyone to share. Lazy says they’re ginormous bowls.
Lazy didn’t enjoy the ski lift ride. Moaning about the 16€ a bowl soup. It was windy on the way up. Aurora didn’t like being in the sling so Creepstopher held her. He didn’t feel comfortable passing her to Lazy. Aurora didn’t love facing Creepstopher. The views were spectacular. There is a viewing platform at the top of the mountain and a walking trail down the mountain. They’re getting the ski lift down due to
laziness the wind. The resort is famous for its waffles. Mila says the reindeer soup is scary. Lazy has ordered three waffles and two big doughnuts as they look huge on the board. She isn’t sure why the fruit is on top.
Shots of the soups before they were eaten. Creepstopher liked the doughnuts. They're very ginger much like himself. The waffles have arrived. The berries on the waffles are a jam. Lazy is very burpy today. Aurora will probably scream from being stuck inside her coat.
It must be a punishment in an old medieval torture book. Creepstopher says people must hate them because of their baby voices. Lazy tells those people to unsubscribe.
Goodbye remaining 5 viewers.
Creepstopher films the mad view. Viewing platform. Ski lift. He tries to stop Mila wandering off. Isabelle says “love you” as she and the girls depart. Lazy sits next to Jace on the way down with Aurora in the sling. Mila sits next to Creepstopher but he’s busy filming. Jace and Mila sit forwards over the safety bar. Woohooing.
He doesn’t care about his kids, only the vlog content. Funeral music. Drone.
Creepstopher and Jace are in Lidl with Lazy and Isla. He has a mini trolley. They’ve picked up chocolate bunnies. Jace says one is for Izzy but Christine says she doesn’t like chocolate. The other bunny is for Mila. Lazy asks him whether he wants the pink or blue.
Why not let Mila choose for once? Jace is determined that Mila is not having one of the chocolate bunnies and tries to offer one to Isla. Lazy says Isla can get her own. Jace chooses blue. Creepstopher is surprised and insists that Jace likes pink.
Lazy wants to buy a waffle maker. It’s £130. There’s one on sale in the shop for 39.99€. Lazy asked "the woman" if the price was correct but it’s 29.99€. The trolley is full of crap as they leave the shop.
Jace does some homeschooling. As someone has already pointed out, he has no idea how to hold a pen. His hair has been braided.
They pay more attention to what hairstyle he has than his education. Bedtime.
End of vlog
The 'ginormous' bowls in comparison to human size. That soup looks gross.