String Man
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His hair is also curly AF so he must straighten the longer bits after slapping on the chip fat.
I wouldn't worry about iddy biddy not receiving much for her birthday. They've a garage full of unopened tat that they can wrap and reuse. Isla won't even realise she's opened them before
She is far from vulnerable, it’s just another excuse and a “back” up story if things do go wrong. The post maya click bait will appear soon I’m sure! I don’t wish it upon her, but I hope it’s not played either!If she's that 'vulnerable' then she could always stop vlogging and step away from the keyboard.
Love this
Let’s wait for the rant from Sarah and Chris “stop saying Chris is ginger, he isn’t ginger okay!”
He’s had his hair coloured every shade under the sun. I think it just depends on which dye is on 2 for 1 at Poundland.View attachment 10911 q
Eewwwww the grease I bet theres a wet patch on the pillow when he gets up in the morningsHe’s had his hair coloured every shade under the sun. I think it just depends on which dye is on 2 for 1 at Poundland.View attachment 10911 q
And in each picture he still manages to look like someone who would try and shove a camera under somebodies skirt....
I thought the same when I saw them too a pedalo childrens TV presenter specially the 3rd pictureI was thinking more 'Children's TV presenter charged with historical sexual abuse'
Crickey there's some right humdingers in that lot. He's not exactly photogenic is he our creepy?He’s had his hair coloured every shade under the sun. I think it just depends on which dye is on 2 for 1 at Poundland.View attachment 10911 q
I like the middle one best, when he's pulling his very most sexy times face....I thought the same when I saw them too a pedalo childrens TV presenter specially the 3rd picture
His hair is also curly AF so he must straighten the longer bits after slapping on the chip fat.
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I'll bet there's wet patches everywhere after his nighttime 'hobbying'Eewwwww the grease I bet theres a wet patch on the pillow when he gets up in the mornings
Mate this. All of this. You can tell he was still sucking his mother's teat at 15, but tried to be a badass. You never hear of them being invited anywhere anymore, to christenings or weddings etc. I would say its because most have realised Chris is a sick freak, and Sarah is an enabler. Imagine having a man lay on top of you when you know in your mind that he messaged a little 16 year old girl. It must eat her up. And one day she will snap.He's so ugly, those wrinkles and receding forehead he tries to hide with that stupid fringe is awful, and his mouth creeps me out. Please tell me I'm not the only one who has a problem with his mouth. And his femininity and campness. And then there's his fingernails and his witchy fingertips which bend at the top and those cringey hand signs he does like a 9yo trying to be 'gangsta'. Plus his dad bod and pot belly and upper-body quasimodo stoop and pasty wobbly jelly flesh, not a bit of muscle on him. He makes me want to vom
I think we have all had the experience of knowing someone at school or work who was lacking in every department - looks, intelligence, talent, social skills, but tried so hard to be part of the in-crowd by bigging themselves up with exaggerated fake boasts and cringe worthy slang and adopting certain fashions and would creep around all the popular dudes trying to be 'hip' and 'cool' and actually believes he's the best at everything but half the school is laughing at him and his wet blanket inadequacy and try-hard desperation. This is him exactly.
He's not a man, he's a creep, and he goes after little girls because deep down somewhere along the way he's realised no woman with a shred of self-worth or intelligence or dignity would go after him.
I'll bet there's wet patches everywhere after his nighttime 'hobbying'