Congrats @Greenandgold - fantastic thread title! 
TLDR
Creepy tried to style out the fact that he was spotted in the wild, by wearing a novelty beanie with eyes on the back
. Maybe he's watching all his disillusioned apprentices as they deflect back to the Matrix - numbers are starting to dwindle as Tattle predicted.
Esme posted more questionable videos on Insta. Snarky replies caused some upset, along with concern for Isla after some unsisterly interactions between the pair of them (rough play and uploading unflattering footage).
Isabelle responded to critics (aka "morons") re her skim-reading habits. She may have new specs but it was all such a carry on that I lost interest.
Halloween decs went up, Creepy took some down and the house was filled with a hideous amount of sweets for general consumption.
Family movie night - everyone watched a cartoon together then Jace & Mila were left in the playroom whilst the rest of them watched Saw, a UK 18 Certificate horror film about a serial killer......just a normal family making memories together (memories which will probably haunt Isla and stop her sleeping, being an 11 year old child with a well-documented sensitive / nervous disposition.)
Jace (4) was happy to get a giant bowl of sweets & popcorn to himself, even though Sarah deemed popcorn unsuitable for under 5s.
Final few days of pregnancy. Sarah spoke about her fears, especially regarding this being her final pregnancy. Creepy gave us the ick, helping Sarah do a belly cast, rubbing his dirty E.T. fingers over her.
At a hospital appointment, an eagle-eyed Tattler spotted that the details on the monitor screen didn't tally with Sarah's due date, so Sarah was actually a week further along than she said, giving her a due date of 6th Oct, not 13th!!! Despite being caught out, they kept up the deceit, tricking the ifam.
Baby Waby stayed put on Chris & Sarah's wedding anniversary (Tues 10th) but arrived the next day.
After much speculation, an inadvertent tip-off from Esme and an apparent spoiler from YouTube (posted here by @Troybhoy ), we pretty much knew that baby was already here by mid-week but the synchronised announcement posts didn't confirm baby's arrival until Friday 13th.
No confirmation of weight but she doesn't look dinky and they're being secret squirrel about hair colour, with black & white photos only. As usual, no mention of her name. The suspense is bearable.
Special mention for @LadyWillow 's talented daughter for this cracking sketch of the gruesome twosome as spotted in Asda by @Lola-may - the most liked post on the last thread!
TLDR
Creepy tried to style out the fact that he was spotted in the wild, by wearing a novelty beanie with eyes on the back
. Maybe he's watching all his disillusioned apprentices as they deflect back to the Matrix - numbers are starting to dwindle as Tattle predicted.Esme posted more questionable videos on Insta. Snarky replies caused some upset, along with concern for Isla after some unsisterly interactions between the pair of them (rough play and uploading unflattering footage).
Isabelle responded to critics (aka "morons") re her skim-reading habits. She may have new specs but it was all such a carry on that I lost interest.
Halloween decs went up, Creepy took some down and the house was filled with a hideous amount of sweets for general consumption.
Family movie night - everyone watched a cartoon together then Jace & Mila were left in the playroom whilst the rest of them watched Saw, a UK 18 Certificate horror film about a serial killer......just a normal family making memories together (memories which will probably haunt Isla and stop her sleeping, being an 11 year old child with a well-documented sensitive / nervous disposition.)
Jace (4) was happy to get a giant bowl of sweets & popcorn to himself, even though Sarah deemed popcorn unsuitable for under 5s.
Final few days of pregnancy. Sarah spoke about her fears, especially regarding this being her final pregnancy. Creepy gave us the ick, helping Sarah do a belly cast, rubbing his dirty E.T. fingers over her.
At a hospital appointment, an eagle-eyed Tattler spotted that the details on the monitor screen didn't tally with Sarah's due date, so Sarah was actually a week further along than she said, giving her a due date of 6th Oct, not 13th!!! Despite being caught out, they kept up the deceit, tricking the ifam.
Baby Waby stayed put on Chris & Sarah's wedding anniversary (Tues 10th) but arrived the next day.
After much speculation, an inadvertent tip-off from Esme and an apparent spoiler from YouTube (posted here by @Troybhoy ), we pretty much knew that baby was already here by mid-week but the synchronised announcement posts didn't confirm baby's arrival until Friday 13th.
No confirmation of weight but she doesn't look dinky and they're being secret squirrel about hair colour, with black & white photos only. As usual, no mention of her name. The suspense is bearable.
Special mention for @LadyWillow 's talented daughter for this cracking sketch of the gruesome twosome as spotted in Asda by @Lola-may - the most liked post on the last thread!
