The Ingham Family #299 Dropship that towel and resend!

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I’m wondering whether they go away so often as they are making money this way. Could they be claiming back expenses for petrol, food, accommodation at the end of the financial year and saying they are business expenses? The more they are away, the more they can claim back at the end of the financial year.
 
Rosie Tatler said:
Hmm , maybe the caravan trip to Stockton on Tees was actually a house hunting trip !

House prices around that area are quite a bit lower , seen it myself looking in estate agents windows in Saltburn!

Get hauled up by LEA / SS ? No problem just move area !!
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SSSSSSHHHHH

We live a fair distance (but not a million miles) from Saltburn. House prices are reasonable compared to many other areas. I live in is an area of outstanding natural beauty and it has a rich historical past. An elderly Cockney neighbour said we lived in Britains best kept secret. Let’s keep it that way.
 
teeniebopps said:
I’m wondering whether they go away so often as they are making money this way. Could they be claiming back expenses for petrol, food, accommodation at the end of the financial year and saying they are business expenses? The more they are away, the more they can claim back at the end of the financial year.
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you can’t make money this way - it’s their business, they would be taking money from themselves. You can fiddle not paying tax on a lot of things by claiming theyre for your business but you’ve still got to pay for the item. I’m certain it they use every loophole going but it only saves them money, it wouldn’t make any, iyawim.
 
teeniebopps said:
I’m wondering whether they go away so often as they are making money this way. Could they be claiming back expenses for petrol, food, accommodation at the end of the financial year and saying they are business expenses? The more they are away, the more they can claim back at the end of the financial year.
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They most likely do put all their expenses through the books, but as little as they can - buying cheap or sharing drinks for example.

The Inghams have unaudited accounts, so all their accountant is doing is using what they send in. All it does is reduce their tax bill.

Audited accounts is where it gets to the nitty gritty of what they spend.
 
Dan!Dan!Dan! said:
I was just about to say this, most good bespoke cake makers are booked up weeks and months in advance. It takes time to have a conversation about tiers, type of cake and decoration then time to make the cake and collect it. They are shameful. Isabel has made them a huge amount of money. Let’s hope her trust fund / set for life account that she gets on her birthday that they will vlog has at least what 500k - how much do we think she has earned them? How much would the Lego have bought in? How much would selling her vlog of her first period have bought in? How much did she earn from all the chest close ups and bikini pics ??? How much did they put into her account toward Uni? As years ago she wanted to be a doctor? It is abhorrent and shameful the isolation they have inflicted on her but worse is denying her an education.
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She’s hoping for a freebie
 
They won’t have any intention of paying someone with cold, hard cash, they’ll offer cake makers the business of their 1.2 million YouTube subscribers. Probably not the best time to do that after the baker that made the national news a week or two ago calling out influencers after a freeby.
 
Dan!Dan!Dan! said:
I was just about to say this, most good bespoke cake makers are booked up weeks and months in advance. It takes time to have a conversation about tiers, type of cake and decoration then time to make the cake and collect it. They are shameful. Isabel has made them a huge amount of money. Let’s hope her trust fund / set for life account that she gets on her birthday that they will vlog has at least what 500k - how much do we think she has earned them? How much would the Lego have bought in? How much would selling her vlog of her first period have bought in? How much did she earn from all the chest close ups and bikini pics ??? How much did they put into her account toward Uni? As years ago she wanted to be a doctor? It is abhorrent and shameful the isolation they have inflicted on her but worse is denying her an education.
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Pretty sure she needs her own bank account and a form of photo ID to cash in her trust fund, doubt she has either.
 
Basic said:
They won’t have any intention of paying someone with cold, hard cash, they’ll offer cake makers the business of their 1.2 million YouTube subscribers. Probably not the best time to do that after the baker that made the national news a week or two ago calling out influencers after a freeby.
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But what if they throw in a copy of escape the matrix by delusional Delonge?
That’s got to be worth it for the cake maker?
They can quit their job and earn 10 grand a week!
 
They would be missing a trick not to have former 2x Radio 1 ‘Record of the Week’ recipient and guest on The Letterman Show*, Uncle Dave, and some more paid session musicians posing as his band, recreate his ‘Stripped Back Tour’ ‘live’ set as a surprise on the big night.

*claims unable to be independently verified
 
When the Ingham’s fold as they will - we need to keep our tattle tribe intact. Please give your thoughts to what our new tread can be.

in the meantime, I will again derail to dogs. This little fella was born with an ‘extra’. Unique and very gorgeous. A dog with two tails
 

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Malcolm Conkers said:
They would be missing a trick not to have former 2x Radio 1 ‘Record of the Week’* recipient, Uncle Dave, and some paid session musicians, recreate his ‘Stripped Back Tour’ ‘live’ set as a surprise on the big night.
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Talk about pulling out all the stops with no expenses spared (lichuralleee). They could have him jumping out of a cake, for the big reveal. If he was wearing a "Stripped Back" t-shirt though, any non-related party goers would just assume that he was a celebratory strippergram. Not saying that he's not an instantly recognisable music icon but he does have a bit of a 'knockoff Dreamboys' look about him.
 
GreaseMop said:
Isabelle doesn't know where they are going for her 18th. Imagine 'surprising' an 18 year old with yet another caravan/cottage/lodge holiday.
Isabelle will do the usual open-mouthed reaction and may even try to squeeze out a tear or two as she knows that's what's needed for the vlog. If she follows any of her old friends still, she will see what really happens on 18th birthdays.
The only thing that would genuinely surprise her would be if they arranged a party with all her long lost family and friends but that won't happen when Creepy has made such a good job of isolating her.
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Wonder what gift she will receive of her creepy step dad this year
 
Isabelle will get an actual cake this year apparently as Lazy was asking for recommendations on their local community page. Wonder if Lazy asked the most popular recommendation for a cake in lieu of 'insane publicity' as the lady said she was fully booked until September. 🤣
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Them pair couldn’t organise a piss up in a brewery!! I always have a cake made my a proper independent cake maker for my children’s special birthdays, 13th, 16th, 18th, 21st and they have to be booked MONTHS in advance . They can only take on so many per week depending on the complexity of the design wanted, they have to order specific ingredients and embellishments. It actually takes quite a lot of preparation!! I’ve had some absolutely stunning ones made over the years. You just know with their absolute inability to organise anything that this birthday cake is gonna be a corker isn’t it 😆🤣😂
 
mammaof3 said:
Just a visual reminder of where the chuldrun would be in September this year if they were still in mainstream education and not homeschooled.

Isabelle - 6th form or college.
Esme - year 10.
Isla - year 7.
Jace - reception.


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Jace is going to be so interesting, because he is going to be the first one starting from 'scratch'. Isla is naturally smart and at least had a number of years of education to get her reading and writing, Esme seems to be stuck at the level she left school at and Isabelle with her one questionable GCSE is a depressing warning to them all.

I don't expect Esme to sit any GCSE's, but it will be criminal if Isla doesn't get the chance to. The poor girl needs an education to gain some self-worth, I can see her really thriving in a career she loves (hope you're reading Jane and Steve).
 
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