thegreencow
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OUR GUINEA PIGS ARE MOVING OUT........ 
They sure are moving. Moving on a one way trip to heaven via the Prinny jaws of death.
Baby clothes are still dumped on the floor. Mila plays with play doh on the nursing home nursing chair. Everyone has been asking Lazy how she braids Isla’s hair. The clothes have been on the floor for two days. Hair time lapse and tutorial. Creepstopher was upset with Jace for getting play doh out. Isla usually puts a bow on her hair.
Lazy wants to point out that if your son wants a dragon braid they look beautiful. Jace asked her to do his hair the other day after seeing Isla’s. It doesn’t mean he identifies as a flipping girl or they’re neglecting him. Individuality is pushed in the media to levels that are extreme. It’s insane that little boys are ridiculed for having long hair and parents are accused of neglect. It’s a nasty nasty thing and blows Lazy’s mind. She doesn’t need a ton of support as she always gets support when she does this. She’s saying it to the morons who think they have a right to tell a four year old child how he should look. Seriously is she still going? Put a sock in it Lazy. It blows Lazy’s mind. Do you think she’ll tell Jace that Janet on the internet said he needs a haircut? Will your words and feelings come before Jace’s feelings? God she sounds like one of those Christian fundie preachers sometimes. Half the church are struggling to stay awake. Not many comments bother Lazy anymore but it frustrates her when people bully a little boy. Don’t say she needs to accept criticism if she puts her life online. They don’t need criticism on the length of her son’s hair. He may be her son but is he Creepstopher’s or Hi Steve’s? I need answers. People are bullying a boy… a child. You’re using excuses so you can be a big man or a big woman behind your computer screen bullying a four year old boy. What like Isabelle was hiding behind her phone the other day bullying someone? It’s pathetic and Lazy hopes you don’t have children in case they comment on the hair of their classmates. Do you realise the consequences of your actions? It’s sickening. This wasn’t meant to be a rant so she’ll stop now. It’s sickening and disgoooosting on every level. Jace will never know what people say about his hair so he’ll never care. Lazy will never take the advice and cut it just because people think he looks like a flipping girl. Anyway, time to put the clothes away and make look nice again.
Lazy shows us everything on the wardrobe room floor. Her hospital bag is the most stooonin stoooonin stoooonin things she’s ever received. She needs to get out more. There’s a few things she needs to get and might go and get them today. Folding time lapse. Jojo Maman Bébé clothes quality is no better than Next and you can get three in Next for the price of one JMB. She isn’t slating them. Lazy didn’t pay full price at JMB. English lesson in hyphens and how to pronounce bébé. ‘é’ means it’s pronounced as an ‘a’ in French. It’s so important when registering a baby to have the like the correct way. Without the hyphen ‘Esmé’ would be pronounced “Ez-me”. Lazy saw a celebrity call their daughter ‘Esmé’ with the hyphen the wrong way around. Lazy isn’t a know it all but was told this when registering Esmé’s birth. Since when did she swallow an English degree?
Lazy got Mila a load of gorgeous dresses from JMB. She has a yellow dress in 12-18 months for Mila so she and Baby Waby can match next summer. Absolutely stoooooonin duck coat for the baby in 3-6 months for the spring. She’ll fit in up to one month size at Christmas. They’re going to IKEA tomorrow. Tidying.
Lazy can’t be bothered to go shopping today. Someone call 999. The clothes and cleaning took longer than expected. She needs to collect a food order and do lunch for anyone who’s hungry. She might change Jace’s bedding.The third Guinea Pig cage has arrived. They filmed a daily vlog yesterday but it was too long to include with the shopping.
Back to yesterday. Lazy is in Isla’s room working out where the Guineas are going. The room is a bit of a mess. The cage is really big and they’ve ended up with three. Isla still has her LOL dolls on display. Lazy sits on Isla’s floor whilst she cleans her desk and lectures her about how her room needs a proper clean. The windows haven’t been cleaned in a year. Isla needs a new bedroom. It could be a cosy room that’s not more grown up but something in the room isn’t right. They’ve decided to move the desk to under the other window.
They ordered two cages. It said both had been delivered but only one had. Amazon refunded them. There was no tracking or proof only one had been delivered. Creepstopher messaged the seller before they got through to Amazon. Amazon got in touch first and refunded them a gift card. Half an hour later the seller messaged them and apologised. They’d dispatched them another one and Lazy didn’t know what to do. Creepstopher was buzzing. One won’t arrive for a few days but they don’t want to wait until then. Creepstopher decided to order one for tomorrow. The Amazon guy from yesterday has just turned up with the original cage so now they have four. He must’ve noticed it at the back of his van. Lazy thinks she’ll cancel the one they just ordered on Amazon for tomorrow. The hay box has arrived. Prinny waddles over to have a look. The playstix are smaller than Lazy thought. She’s got Prinny a cheesy bone thing waiting downstairs. Her paws and claws are a state.
Creepstopher hoovers the house whilst Mila is asleep. The cages have been set up. The massive one arriving tomorrow will extend it to the length (width) of Isla’s room. The bedroom part of the cage is up against the radiator. Isla struggles to pick the Guinea Pigs up so only tries once. Setting up the play area including some of the death trap sawdust toys. Lazy thinks it looks cute. They have a roof but will be keeping Prinny out of the room. Jace says Prinny has a longer neck so could get into the cage and “easiwy” reach down to the Guinea Pigs. Isla doesn’t think she’d hurt them but she might scare them.
Lazy opens the hay box. Creepstopher brings the Guinea Pigs down. He practically drops Treacle. Pepsi and Squeak join her. Prinny investigates. They’ve not figured out the ramp yet. They’re proper poo machines. The play area is very crowded with toys and little space to walk. Lazy says Prinny is Pat Butcher. She finally realises there is too much in the play area.
Isla is on her laptop. The screen is blurred but it looks like she’s on Amazon. Lazy tells her it’s a million times better. She can’t cope with Prinny, who is watching her prey. She’s not going to leave her in there alone ever. Apart from when someone ‘accidentally’ leaves the bedroom door open. The radiator is never on.
Time for Jace to have a bath. It’s hair wash day too. They don’t usually have baths before dinner but are today. Lazy loves his curly hair when she takes it down.
The Guinea Pigs are more relaxed when the lights are off. They’ve been hilarious going up and down the ramps and skidding down it. Lazy can’t believe how much poo is in there. It’s disgooosting. They’ve decided to build or buy a raised table for the cage to sit on as they don’t want to risk anything. Extra things can be stored underneath. Lazy has a rash from sitting on the carpet. It’s nice to see the different Guinea Pig personalities. Squeaky is outgoing and not scared of anyone. Pepsi is poop machine and quite nervous. Treacle is the most nervous but the youngest according to Guinea Pig expert Lazy. She jumps at her own shadow. Isabelle and Esme should swap Guinea Pigs and then they'd suit their owners' personalities perfectly. It will take them time to get used to the Inghams. Lazy has ordered a few more things off Amazon for the new cage. Evri is still waiting to ship the parcel. She’s ordered a tent for the corner.
End of vlog
Even the babygro knows everything she buys is crap. I thought Lazy said they don't allow food in the bedrooms once upon a time.
They sure are moving. Moving on a one way trip to heaven via the Prinny jaws of death.
Baby clothes are still dumped on the floor. Mila plays with play doh on the nursing home nursing chair. Everyone has been asking Lazy how she braids Isla’s hair. The clothes have been on the floor for two days. Hair time lapse and tutorial. Creepstopher was upset with Jace for getting play doh out. Isla usually puts a bow on her hair.
Lazy wants to point out that if your son wants a dragon braid they look beautiful. Jace asked her to do his hair the other day after seeing Isla’s. It doesn’t mean he identifies as a flipping girl or they’re neglecting him. Individuality is pushed in the media to levels that are extreme. It’s insane that little boys are ridiculed for having long hair and parents are accused of neglect. It’s a nasty nasty thing and blows Lazy’s mind. She doesn’t need a ton of support as she always gets support when she does this. She’s saying it to the morons who think they have a right to tell a four year old child how he should look. Seriously is she still going? Put a sock in it Lazy. It blows Lazy’s mind. Do you think she’ll tell Jace that Janet on the internet said he needs a haircut? Will your words and feelings come before Jace’s feelings? God she sounds like one of those Christian fundie preachers sometimes. Half the church are struggling to stay awake. Not many comments bother Lazy anymore but it frustrates her when people bully a little boy. Don’t say she needs to accept criticism if she puts her life online. They don’t need criticism on the length of her son’s hair. He may be her son but is he Creepstopher’s or Hi Steve’s? I need answers. People are bullying a boy… a child. You’re using excuses so you can be a big man or a big woman behind your computer screen bullying a four year old boy. What like Isabelle was hiding behind her phone the other day bullying someone? It’s pathetic and Lazy hopes you don’t have children in case they comment on the hair of their classmates. Do you realise the consequences of your actions? It’s sickening. This wasn’t meant to be a rant so she’ll stop now. It’s sickening and disgoooosting on every level. Jace will never know what people say about his hair so he’ll never care. Lazy will never take the advice and cut it just because people think he looks like a flipping girl. Anyway, time to put the clothes away and make look nice again.
Lazy shows us everything on the wardrobe room floor. Her hospital bag is the most stooonin stoooonin stoooonin things she’s ever received. She needs to get out more. There’s a few things she needs to get and might go and get them today. Folding time lapse. Jojo Maman Bébé clothes quality is no better than Next and you can get three in Next for the price of one JMB. She isn’t slating them. Lazy didn’t pay full price at JMB. English lesson in hyphens and how to pronounce bébé. ‘é’ means it’s pronounced as an ‘a’ in French. It’s so important when registering a baby to have the like the correct way. Without the hyphen ‘Esmé’ would be pronounced “Ez-me”. Lazy saw a celebrity call their daughter ‘Esmé’ with the hyphen the wrong way around. Lazy isn’t a know it all but was told this when registering Esmé’s birth. Since when did she swallow an English degree?
Lazy got Mila a load of gorgeous dresses from JMB. She has a yellow dress in 12-18 months for Mila so she and Baby Waby can match next summer. Absolutely stoooooonin duck coat for the baby in 3-6 months for the spring. She’ll fit in up to one month size at Christmas. They’re going to IKEA tomorrow. Tidying.
Lazy can’t be bothered to go shopping today. Someone call 999. The clothes and cleaning took longer than expected. She needs to collect a food order and do lunch for anyone who’s hungry. She might change Jace’s bedding.The third Guinea Pig cage has arrived. They filmed a daily vlog yesterday but it was too long to include with the shopping.
Back to yesterday. Lazy is in Isla’s room working out where the Guineas are going. The room is a bit of a mess. The cage is really big and they’ve ended up with three. Isla still has her LOL dolls on display. Lazy sits on Isla’s floor whilst she cleans her desk and lectures her about how her room needs a proper clean. The windows haven’t been cleaned in a year. Isla needs a new bedroom. It could be a cosy room that’s not more grown up but something in the room isn’t right. They’ve decided to move the desk to under the other window.
They ordered two cages. It said both had been delivered but only one had. Amazon refunded them. There was no tracking or proof only one had been delivered. Creepstopher messaged the seller before they got through to Amazon. Amazon got in touch first and refunded them a gift card. Half an hour later the seller messaged them and apologised. They’d dispatched them another one and Lazy didn’t know what to do. Creepstopher was buzzing. One won’t arrive for a few days but they don’t want to wait until then. Creepstopher decided to order one for tomorrow. The Amazon guy from yesterday has just turned up with the original cage so now they have four. He must’ve noticed it at the back of his van. Lazy thinks she’ll cancel the one they just ordered on Amazon for tomorrow. The hay box has arrived. Prinny waddles over to have a look. The playstix are smaller than Lazy thought. She’s got Prinny a cheesy bone thing waiting downstairs. Her paws and claws are a state.
Creepstopher hoovers the house whilst Mila is asleep. The cages have been set up. The massive one arriving tomorrow will extend it to the length (width) of Isla’s room. The bedroom part of the cage is up against the radiator. Isla struggles to pick the Guinea Pigs up so only tries once. Setting up the play area including some of the death trap sawdust toys. Lazy thinks it looks cute. They have a roof but will be keeping Prinny out of the room. Jace says Prinny has a longer neck so could get into the cage and “easiwy” reach down to the Guinea Pigs. Isla doesn’t think she’d hurt them but she might scare them.
Lazy opens the hay box. Creepstopher brings the Guinea Pigs down. He practically drops Treacle. Pepsi and Squeak join her. Prinny investigates. They’ve not figured out the ramp yet. They’re proper poo machines. The play area is very crowded with toys and little space to walk. Lazy says Prinny is Pat Butcher. She finally realises there is too much in the play area.
Isla is on her laptop. The screen is blurred but it looks like she’s on Amazon. Lazy tells her it’s a million times better. She can’t cope with Prinny, who is watching her prey. She’s not going to leave her in there alone ever. Apart from when someone ‘accidentally’ leaves the bedroom door open. The radiator is never on.
Time for Jace to have a bath. It’s hair wash day too. They don’t usually have baths before dinner but are today. Lazy loves his curly hair when she takes it down.
The Guinea Pigs are more relaxed when the lights are off. They’ve been hilarious going up and down the ramps and skidding down it. Lazy can’t believe how much poo is in there. It’s disgooosting. They’ve decided to build or buy a raised table for the cage to sit on as they don’t want to risk anything. Extra things can be stored underneath. Lazy has a rash from sitting on the carpet. It’s nice to see the different Guinea Pig personalities. Squeaky is outgoing and not scared of anyone. Pepsi is poop machine and quite nervous. Treacle is the most nervous but the youngest according to Guinea Pig expert Lazy. She jumps at her own shadow. Isabelle and Esme should swap Guinea Pigs and then they'd suit their owners' personalities perfectly. It will take them time to get used to the Inghams. Lazy has ordered a few more things off Amazon for the new cage. Evri is still waiting to ship the parcel. She’s ordered a tent for the corner.
End of vlog
Even the babygro knows everything she buys is crap. I thought Lazy said they don't allow food in the bedrooms once upon a time.
Oftentimes breeders won't even let families with young kids under 10 adopt a Pom for this reason.
He’ll pretend it’s just banter but you know it’s really not 
