WHAT HAPPENED TO ISABELLES BEDROOM! 
Lazy makes breakfast for Jace and Mila. Jace has 0 table manners and starts snorting like Peppa Pig. Mila copies. Lazy cackles and then films herself drinking water. She cleans the fridge water dispenser with a anti bac wipe.
Creepstopher is unloading the van. The garden looks like a jungle. The camera footage is still dodgy. Laundry. Jace says something and Lazy translates for us - the clock needs new batteries.
Jace and Mila play. Creepstopher babysits for Lazy whilst she goes and collects the packages two of her neighbour besties took in for her. She hopes they’re in. They are.
They had sun all day yesterday driving home. Lazy has arranged Isla’s play date with *bleep and blurred mouth*. She shows us the nappies ordered. So cute because they’re soooooooper dooooooooper soft. Mila screams. The teeny tiny ones were delivered to Katrina. She might fit the teddy fit ones in her hospital bag. Lazy forgot that they still have Jace’s toilet from potty training in the garage so cancelled the Amazon order for Mila’s new one. Lazy and Creepstopher have a debate about nappies off camera. She wants to get more teeny ones for when she’s first born for a good fit. Mila screams and cries. Camera cuts.
Back to the adorable nappies. They’re fluffy and the cutest thing Lazy has ever seen. Men think so differently women. Lazy just showed Creepstopher the gorgeous and soft nappies. She won’t tell us the words he said. He can’t wait to clean the floors with the nappies. He’s so rude. He’s sorting the vlog. Lazy will order four more of the fluffy nappies.
Isabelle is in the nesting mood. She’s getting everything she owns out and is having a clear out. She’s never had a deep clean. They don’t want Creepstopher going up there. Isabelle’s room is a pigsty and Lazy says her room looked like that daily growing up. Isabelle talks us through her memory box. She has her year seven locker key, a table from her Peppa Pig house, Summertime Ball lanyard and $10 from America. Isla walks out of Esmé’s room and straight into Isabelle’s uninvited. She has a braid in her hair and it looks like it needs a good wash. Isabelle has kept her birthday cards. Lazy has stopped buying cards and she isn’t happy. Lazy thinks they’re a waste of money but promises to get Isabelle one for her 18th. It’s fair enough if you’re 13 or 10 but not if you’re 7. Isabelle begged Lazy for Asda jeans four years ago but has never work them until today. She has Jump Arena socks on because of her fear of spiders. Lazy is going downstairs to grab Mila from Esmé. Isabelle finds a bag of Shein hair bands for Mila when she was a baby. Isla finds Lazy a personalised water bottle as a present. Lazy has no idea where all her stuff comes from. She shows us Esmé’s clean room. She is dancing to Taylor Swift with Jace and traumatising Mila. Isabelle finds a jar of chilli powder in her room.
Esme room tour. She has a string of family pictures underneath. Creepstopher looks like he’s trying to push out a week old
tit in one of them. Screeches of “mama mama mamaaaaaaaa” and a “one second sweet boy” response. Mila was just told to wait earlier. Esme has got her winter clothes out because it’s cold. She made some of her crochet crap last night and they’ll let us know waaaaaaay in advance when she has enough to sell. Mila is eating her way through Esmé’s Cinderella carriage full of chocolates from Disney.
Creepstopher looks at the jungle in front of him. He fires up the tractor and gets to work in his
tit coloured trousers. He’s not all the way happy about it but it looks boss compared to a couple of hours ago. The mower struggled and he’s gone through a fair few strummer blades doing the edges. He needs to take the excess up and will get back on the mower tomorrow. The patio was covered in weeds.
The clock has been the centrepiece of Slop Kitchen at Rosabelle Manor since the Inghams moved in. The LED lights around it have blown and the motor has stopped. The clock is dead and it’s sad as it’s super beautiful at nighttime. The LEDs aren’t any old LEDs - they’re colour changing LEDs. The clock motor is working but the handles aren’t moving. He wonders if he can fix that too. Footage of the finished clock. Lazy asks what he’s done to her beautiful elegant clock. Creepstopher changes the colour of the lights to white but it’s blue. The kitchen is a mess. Moaning about the clock. Lazy had a productive afternoon doing a massive food shop. Creepstopher says she fell asleep for four hours. She swears that don’t true. She’s cleared out Mila’s room. Creepstopher boasts that he’s done the garden, driveway and gate.
Lazy is now sat on the sofa. Creepstopher claims Tesco delivered the food but Lazy says the food is from Aldi. He’s spent all day cutting grass whilst she looked after Jace and Mila, sorted Mila’s room, sorted the clothes for the baby and sorted the baby’s nappy drawer.
Time to talk about nappies for five minutes to end the vlog. Lazy shows us the baby’s wardrobe. She needs to sort out the sizes but will do a clothing haul another day. She shows the nappy drawer. Reusable breast pads and liners from Bell’s Bumz. She has two drawers full of nappies. Jace screeching in the background. For someone claiming this is her last baby she’s bought a lot. She’s definitely spent more than she would’ve if she’s just done disposables. Size comparison from newborn to one size fits all. Crazy. So tiny. Lazy has more at Katrina’s. Laundry bags for nappies that Lazy forgot she had. You put the dirty nappies in and after two or three days you wash all of them in the bag. Haloween hat and booties.
End of vlog
