CRAZY HOTEL WATERPARK TAKEOVER! SHERWOOD EXCLUSIVE LARA TÜRKIYE 
Drone. Footage of the girls, focussing on Isabelle and Esme, walking to the beach. Creepstopher shows us the gorgeous view of the ocean. Lazy is having a low energy pregnancy day as she’s eaten a lot this week.
Normal day for Sarah Louse then. Today is their last full day at the resort and there off home tomorrow. The transfer is 6pm tomorrow and the flight is stupid o’clock. They’ve had a few days off vlogging as they were a week behind. This is the best all inclusive hotel they’ve stayed at and the food is out of this world. The beach view reminds Creepstopher that there is a very exciting adventure coming up straight after this one. The RV is getting put to the test in a couple of weeks. The best thing about the beach is the shade. Lazy is worried about the ice lolly Creepstopher stole from her.
Creepstopher grabs a couple of twisters "twizzy" and a cornetto for himself, Lazy and Mila. The girls then decide they want one so he goes back to get one. Lazy takes another twister as Jace stole hers. The heating wasn’t turned on in the sea. Creepstopher gets in the sea topless and struggles to catch his breath.
Probably caught sight of his sexy wife Sarah Ingham Forever. Unless there’s a 16 year old nearby. Usually the pier is packed but not today.
Lunch is at the beach bar. Big Frank has stared to arrive. Lazy, Isabelle, Mila and Jace have ordered a selection of salads and grilled chicken sandwiches. Esme, Creepstopher and Isla have gone to get a lahmucan. Lazy shows the menu and then we see the food. She and Isabelle go half and half with their sandwich and burger. Lazy likes the burger.
Waterpark time. Lazy can’t go on the water slides. She asks the ifam if they would go on water slides whilst they’re pregnant. Personally she won’t and she’s too worried about hitting the water fast. They’ve seen a few heavily pregnant women do them. She’s sitting around the chuldren’s pool with Jace and Mila. They love it when the jets are turned off but otherwise they don’t like it because they can’t see and sun cream gets in their eyes. A top tip is to take a mini paddling pool on holiday and it’s used every day.
Waterfall and water slide footage. Creepstopher films whilst the girls go on the slides. Isabelle follows Esme on a water slide and it looks like she’s far too close behind her. Health and safety is non existent on this family. Creepstopher is being brave today and going topless. It’s a perfect last full day in paradise. Lazy says her cornetto was divine.
The Inghams are back at the room and have started packing. Lazy opened Jace’s suitcase and realised it was still full of the sweet packs she packed for the flight, the spare sweets and the toys she brought just in case.
Far too much in my opinion. How many sweets do you need for a 4 hour flight? They booked the Turkish à la carte restaurant. Lazy wasn’t blown away by the buffet at lunchtime. If the à la carte restaurants weren’t available she would’ve got bored quickly. The stews look sloppy. Creepstopher loves it but he’s eaten mashed potato all week. There’s night when it was good but there were lots of wet dishes and fish. He had sea bass last night.
It’s almost time to say goodbye to the view for good. Creepstopher will miss it so much. Isla is wearing some glasses without the lenses. They won’t have the room tomorrow. 100% they would love to come back to this hotel but Lazy disagrees and wants to try the Titanic hotel. If you go to the Antalya region and Lara Beach it’s littered with all inclusive hotels. You can’t go wrong.
Footage of Lazy and Mila eating lettuce tacos. The tapas trays are insanely good. Creepstopher has ordered a very spicy Turkish kebab after the waiter asked if he likes spice. He shows us the kebab when it arrives Lazy ordered skewered lamb and Isla skewered chicken. They all pass them around to taste. Mila looked at Lazy with a chip on her fork and asked if she wanted to taste. She took it, nibbled the end, Mila asked “good?”, Lazy replied “yes”, Mila asked if she wanted more but Lazy said no. It was the cutest thing and shows they pick this up so fast.
Lazy has the most hilarious story to tell us. The other day they were in a restaurant and the waiters and waitresses asked Mila what her name was. Creepstopher had his back to them and replied “Chris mate”. Cackling. Lazy puts on a weird accent and says the waiter bent down and said “oh hello baby Chris”. Cackle. For the rest of the week Mila has been called Chris. They’re not laughing at the guy and Creepstopher doesn’t dare say anything. It’s been a joke all week but Isla has no idea it happened.
Probably didn't. Creepstopher is absent so I’m guessing the spice blew off his poor little cotton socks. Lazy thought the restaurant would be the same as the buffet but it’s different. She doesn’t like eating lamb on principle and has eaten chicken every day. She wanted to try something different today so got the lamb but won’t make a habit of it.
If she can’t handle lamb then good luck to her if she ever finds herself tucking into a kangaroo dick whilst Ant and Dec piss themselves laughing. Isabelle and Esme had a conversation about lamb not being sheep. Isabelle said it wasn’t a sheep. Esme argued that Mila is still a human even though she’s a baby. Time for dessert and Lazy thinks they should go for the Turkish ones.
Lazy tells Mila they missed the mini disco but asks if she wants to go and play on the slides. She does. She asks if she wants to play on the “swinging and slides”.
Jace and Mila’s favourite time of the evening is coming to the park. Lazy would love something like this in her garden. The buffet was very busy last night and one idiot said they should eat outside. Lazy was wrong for once as the mosquitos gathered. Isabelle always reacts badly to them. Lazy films the bites, Isabelle's frilly socks and school shoes. Isla says she has bites on the bottom of her feet and on her arms but it's clear Lazy is annoyed she butted in. Creepstopher films Mila on the slide.
Footage of the girls going up in the lift. Creepstopher opens the balcony door. It’s popping at the Concorde hotel. He’s taking in the extremely beautiful night time view one last time. The room is soundproof with the door shut. They’re making sure they’re packed up. Creepstopher is feeling sad and they didn’t want to leave. They thought a week would be enough as they have a lot coming up over the next month. He feels lucky to have had the week and knows how fortunate they are. The hotel is mint. He’s seen a lot of vanlifers come to Turkey and would love to explore it.
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. Aww back to the lies : Yesterday - ‘I don’t like ice cream’. Today - ‘Ice cream before midday’. Feeling low from bad diet Lazy - ‘It’s probably because of all the rooobish I’ve eaten this week’ Chris - ‘You haven’t eaten bad this week?!’. You literally dedicated a whole slog to the rubbish and sheer amount consumed only yesterday?! Keep up 
grow up Chris you have saggy tits and more wrinkles than my sphynx cat
