The Ingham Family #288 The Inghams wanted Turkish delight, but instead discussed farting on the flight
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omg really? Ok they never get to make fun of the awful things we wore in the aughts. Never ever lmao.
Lola-may
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I am 45 & I rock the crocs & socks lookYes my youngest is 16 and asked for Crocs. I actually thought it was a joke and laughedbut got told it is the in thing with socks now.
Honestly once yr feet r in crocs there is no going back 
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THIS HAD US ALL IN TEARS.. (SAYING GOODBYE)
Emotional music to a shot of the garden. Esme tickles Mila and Creepstopher tells her her laugh is so cute. They have holiday blues and had a day off yesterday. They’re back on it with positivity. The email app is missing from Lazy's phone. Big Frank and family have rocked up on her face. The orajel an ifam sent her worked but Big Frank came back with his entire family and there is no orajel left so he reigns supreme. It’s 12+ tiny blisters. Creepstopher says “ew” like he didn’t give it to her in the first place.
The weather was glorious at 25° yesterday. The Inghams had a barbecue and were in the garden all day. Creepstopher got out the new cadac barbecue they have for the caravan, cleaned it after dinner with the hosepipe, left it to dry and realised he forgot to put it away when he woke up this morning. They have to pick up a Tesco food order and he has to go to Wickes for the adventure coming up. They’ve changed their summer plans because Lazy said something in the pool on their last day in Turkey, and Creepstopher told her they could do that instead. She knows the girls would prefer it but it means Creepstopher has to get to work fast. It will be mystical. Mila keeps tripping over and has “tonked her noggin” so has two bruises on her forehead. Esme used to fall all the time. The hoover cable has been left for someone to trip over and break their neck.
Mila draws. Jace looks into the camera with evil eyes. They’ve had two mangoes. Mila doesn’t understand why she’s been given free reign of a pen but it’s a water pen. Lazy is watching Creepstopher the dreamboat empty the entire contents of the garage.
Creepstopher welcomes us to today’s DIY project. He’s making an outdoor kitchen for the van with a hob and outdoor fridge to put cokes in. Awesome but easy to make. He made one for the sprinter van but this will be next level. They have a huge storage area. Lazy isn’t feeling well so he also has to watch Jace and Mila. Bodge the Builder time lapse.
Lazy is upset about how she looks. She caught a cold but has got rid of it. Today she hasn’t been with it. She fell asleep reading and didn’t want to make dinner. It’s not jetlag as they’re only two hours behind. She thinks it’s a combination of a little jetlag, lack of sleep, pregnancy and Big Frank. When she talks he itches and her face feels swollen. It splits in half when she smiles and she can’t wipe it as it’s contagious.
Dinner tonight is pork steaks, which they’ve never had as a family. Isabelle and Esme had a fight over an Easter egg. Jace still has all his Easter eggs to eat. Lazy is nervous to cook the pork with a mustardy, creamy mushroom sauce. She’s also making mash and veg. Esme is very hyper today and is playing an imaginary game of catch with Jace. They’ve got to the stage in the house where the hoover is constantly out. Cooking. Lazy hates the smell of garlic when she’s pregnant so it’s lazy garlic until the baby is here.
Its a couple of hours later. Creepstopher is sweating his butt off and they’re about to tidy after dinner. He has to show us the finished kitchen first though. He has to organise the crap that was in the RV into organisational stuff. The outdoor fridge has holes in it from where it was screwed into the sofa in the van. Creepstopher might get screws to put in the holes because it makes sense. He needs to add a nice chopping board storage for utensils, spices and knives. The fridge will be wired up into the electrics bay. It’s mint, secure and not going anywhere. There will be storage for clothes, storage for bikes as everyone has a bike for this trip. E-scooters and sup boards will be going in too.
Esme is so so excited. They’re close to launching all the crap she’s crocheted and has done a video with sneak peeks. It may be on Instagram already when we see this. She’s sad to be letting the tat go. She would love to see photos of the gullible-fam with their crocheted tat once they’ve chucked all their money away. Esme, Isla, Jace and Mila dance to a cat video. Creepstopher is taking the van drawing Lazy got him for Christmas out to the new van as it’s going on the wall in memory of the first van.
Throwback to a few days ago and dramatic black and white footage. An emotional Creepstopher says the van has spent its last night and day at the manor. They’ve all been inside to say goodbye. Isla has been proper crying. Lazy didn’t realise she had deep memories but felt really emotional. They’ve outgrown the van but Creepstopher is unsure. Lazy is excited to make memories in the motorhome. A sobbing Isla says she doesn’t want to get rid of the van. She and Creepstopher got the train to get the van.
The new owner has kindly already given their hard earned cash to bleep & Co. If you bought the van and are reading this, I have no sympathy for you. The warnings about the Ingham scammers are out there and easy to find. They will be there in 10 minutes. The guy is buying it with blind faith because he watches the vlogs. Creepstopher feels sombre because it’s his baby and he’s letting it go. Shame he didn’t show this much emotion over the ACTUAL HUMAN BABY Lazy supposedly miscarried. He steps in the van and says she looks great. They has some many good times. He says goodbye to the weather station and ‘Savannah’ or ‘Ivan’ (they loved the van so much that they never decided on a name). Emotional music to a shot of the van drawing.
Creepstopher hangs the drawing on the RV living room wall. They had an emotional day saying goodbye. The kids were crying and hung out of the top window of Mila’s bedroom filming it. Even Jace was crying. When it left and drove up the road Lazy burst into tears. They had a nice moment together watching it leave. They built the van so it had a lot of emotional investment. Yup and now it’s on a one way road to being scrapped and you’re on a thin line to *hopefully* being sued. It was the right decision because otherwise she'd stay on the drive for at least a year rotting. It’s such an Instagram-able van. There was no intention of selling it but Lazy being knocked up is a huge factor in them not using it within the next year. Lazy isn’t feeling well at all so he sent her to bed with a book. Everyone else is having a rave. It would be super boring to watch Creepstopher get the house ready for bedtime so he’s ending the vlog here. There are cool things coming up that he’s super excited and grateful for. Including that big juicy fine from Companies House for not filing your accounts.
End of vlog
Emotional music to a shot of the garden. Esme tickles Mila and Creepstopher tells her her laugh is so cute. They have holiday blues and had a day off yesterday. They’re back on it with positivity. The email app is missing from Lazy's phone. Big Frank and family have rocked up on her face. The orajel an ifam sent her worked but Big Frank came back with his entire family and there is no orajel left so he reigns supreme. It’s 12+ tiny blisters. Creepstopher says “ew” like he didn’t give it to her in the first place.
The weather was glorious at 25° yesterday. The Inghams had a barbecue and were in the garden all day. Creepstopher got out the new cadac barbecue they have for the caravan, cleaned it after dinner with the hosepipe, left it to dry and realised he forgot to put it away when he woke up this morning. They have to pick up a Tesco food order and he has to go to Wickes for the adventure coming up. They’ve changed their summer plans because Lazy said something in the pool on their last day in Turkey, and Creepstopher told her they could do that instead. She knows the girls would prefer it but it means Creepstopher has to get to work fast. It will be mystical. Mila keeps tripping over and has “tonked her noggin” so has two bruises on her forehead. Esme used to fall all the time. The hoover cable has been left for someone to trip over and break their neck.
Mila draws. Jace looks into the camera with evil eyes. They’ve had two mangoes. Mila doesn’t understand why she’s been given free reign of a pen but it’s a water pen. Lazy is watching Creepstopher the dreamboat empty the entire contents of the garage.
Creepstopher welcomes us to today’s DIY project. He’s making an outdoor kitchen for the van with a hob and outdoor fridge to put cokes in. Awesome but easy to make. He made one for the sprinter van but this will be next level. They have a huge storage area. Lazy isn’t feeling well so he also has to watch Jace and Mila. Bodge the Builder time lapse.
Lazy is upset about how she looks. She caught a cold but has got rid of it. Today she hasn’t been with it. She fell asleep reading and didn’t want to make dinner. It’s not jetlag as they’re only two hours behind. She thinks it’s a combination of a little jetlag, lack of sleep, pregnancy and Big Frank. When she talks he itches and her face feels swollen. It splits in half when she smiles and she can’t wipe it as it’s contagious.
Dinner tonight is pork steaks, which they’ve never had as a family. Isabelle and Esme had a fight over an Easter egg. Jace still has all his Easter eggs to eat. Lazy is nervous to cook the pork with a mustardy, creamy mushroom sauce. She’s also making mash and veg. Esme is very hyper today and is playing an imaginary game of catch with Jace. They’ve got to the stage in the house where the hoover is constantly out. Cooking. Lazy hates the smell of garlic when she’s pregnant so it’s lazy garlic until the baby is here.
Its a couple of hours later. Creepstopher is sweating his butt off and they’re about to tidy after dinner. He has to show us the finished kitchen first though. He has to organise the crap that was in the RV into organisational stuff. The outdoor fridge has holes in it from where it was screwed into the sofa in the van. Creepstopher might get screws to put in the holes because it makes sense. He needs to add a nice chopping board storage for utensils, spices and knives. The fridge will be wired up into the electrics bay. It’s mint, secure and not going anywhere. There will be storage for clothes, storage for bikes as everyone has a bike for this trip. E-scooters and sup boards will be going in too.
Esme is so so excited. They’re close to launching all the crap she’s crocheted and has done a video with sneak peeks. It may be on Instagram already when we see this. She’s sad to be letting the tat go. She would love to see photos of the gullible-fam with their crocheted tat once they’ve chucked all their money away. Esme, Isla, Jace and Mila dance to a cat video. Creepstopher is taking the van drawing Lazy got him for Christmas out to the new van as it’s going on the wall in memory of the first van.
Throwback to a few days ago and dramatic black and white footage. An emotional Creepstopher says the van has spent its last night and day at the manor. They’ve all been inside to say goodbye. Isla has been proper crying. Lazy didn’t realise she had deep memories but felt really emotional. They’ve outgrown the van but Creepstopher is unsure. Lazy is excited to make memories in the motorhome. A sobbing Isla says she doesn’t want to get rid of the van. She and Creepstopher got the train to get the van.
The new owner has kindly already given their hard earned cash to bleep & Co. If you bought the van and are reading this, I have no sympathy for you. The warnings about the Ingham scammers are out there and easy to find. They will be there in 10 minutes. The guy is buying it with blind faith because he watches the vlogs. Creepstopher feels sombre because it’s his baby and he’s letting it go. Shame he didn’t show this much emotion over the ACTUAL HUMAN BABY Lazy supposedly miscarried. He steps in the van and says she looks great. They has some many good times. He says goodbye to the weather station and ‘Savannah’ or ‘Ivan’ (they loved the van so much that they never decided on a name). Emotional music to a shot of the van drawing.
Creepstopher hangs the drawing on the RV living room wall. They had an emotional day saying goodbye. The kids were crying and hung out of the top window of Mila’s bedroom filming it. Even Jace was crying. When it left and drove up the road Lazy burst into tears. They had a nice moment together watching it leave. They built the van so it had a lot of emotional investment. Yup and now it’s on a one way road to being scrapped and you’re on a thin line to *hopefully* being sued. It was the right decision because otherwise she'd stay on the drive for at least a year rotting. It’s such an Instagram-able van. There was no intention of selling it but Lazy being knocked up is a huge factor in them not using it within the next year. Lazy isn’t feeling well at all so he sent her to bed with a book. Everyone else is having a rave. It would be super boring to watch Creepstopher get the house ready for bedtime so he’s ending the vlog here. There are cool things coming up that he’s super excited and grateful for. Including that big juicy fine from Companies House for not filing your accounts.
End of vlog
Cockleshell Bay
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Isla crying over the van is one of the saddest things I have seen, seriously it’s not normal. The kids were like caged animals in the Vlog, Isla nowhere to be seen as clearly still unwell. Sarah really needs medical attention with the amount of cold sores she has, Diabetes affects your immune system, she seriously needs to get it checked.
God, I hope so much (but am not holding my breath) that Isla (and Mila) get out and thrive. It's heartbreaking how cobbled they've been by their useless gobshite parents.
frog7676767
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Okay I know this is a bit rogue and not relevant to the conversation but this popped up on my fyp. Obviously I’ve always agreed that Prinny is neglected but I always put some of her appearance down to breed as I’d never seen a ‘poochon’ without tear stains etc as well as the fact that they’re not really to my taste in dogs.
but then I saw this on my fyp and it just made me feel really sad for poor prinny seeing this dog of the same breed looking so immaculate and well cared for in comparison to her. Im very into my dogs and I would never buy a curly coated dog or any dog that requires grooming as I just don’t think I could keep up with it so I am so appalled to see these people fail to keep her nicely groomed when that’s a thing you KNOW you’ll have to do when purchasing this mixed breed!!!
but then I saw this on my fyp and it just made me feel really sad for poor prinny seeing this dog of the same breed looking so immaculate and well cared for in comparison to her. Im very into my dogs and I would never buy a curly coated dog or any dog that requires grooming as I just don’t think I could keep up with it so I am so appalled to see these people fail to keep her nicely groomed when that’s a thing you KNOW you’ll have to do when purchasing this mixed breed!!!
HelloCreepy
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Lol I work with a lot of children and you wouldn’t believe the stuff I see them wear sometimes and things I thought would never see the light of day again after we’ve left them back in the nineties. But here we are again.
So those shoes and frilly socks don’t surprise me at all.
Otterwise
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And she gets to spend time with her family. She doesn't know if she’s coming or going, having been raised to perform like a circus monkey, then relegated to play with Melissa and Doug toys suited to 3 year olds. Had a little bit of positive interaction cooking because Lazy needed her to distract everyone from her growing stomach.
Priority education
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God help that poor baby. My blood has turned to crude oil and the gin laden Ed liver is now lard having watched that creamy pork slop she said was deeeelichooooouuuuussss. Little wonder idleitis lazy has taken to her bed. That meal could have oiled Putins gross war.
Instagram are getting rid of bot’s slowly but surely, if only YouTube could too!
Farblegargoyles
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Does anyone know how much the repairs to the van as stated on the failed MOT would cost? I wonder if it would even be viable financially to attempt to salvage a dubiously modified almost ten year old Sprinter ( and a very well used specimen at that ).
I really thought it'd reached peak when mullets came back. Sadly, that was tame.
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No idea about there but where I live........probably at least $7.5k? To fix all of it, and assuming you could get most/all the bits on eBay or through a scrapyard. Electrical alone would be a few thousand. Can't be arsed to convert that to GBP lol, sorry.
Otterwise
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As much as I say I don't have sympathy for the buyer, if it is a genuine Ifam, it just shows Chris Ingham's character. I would be horrified if I sold an unroadworthy and dangerous vehicle to anyone, never mind a fan. How can you do that to someone? Unscrupulous head.
Kate1970
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I fast forward the bit where Sarah explained about the hoover being out all the time now! But the cable trailing across the floor!
Sounds like that storage area he's started "converting " on the RV is gonna be rammed!
Sounds like that storage area he's started "converting " on the RV is gonna be rammed!
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Joris Bobson
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i wear crocs with socks. Most comfortable thing everYes my youngest is 16 and asked for Crocs. I actually thought it was a joke and laughed
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I bet they buy a giant pool for their garden
Starlight_100
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Aw thanks Sarah and Chris for clearing up why Mila has so many bruises it’s because she falls over so much after running around like a renegade
yeah right
One question I would like to ask them is, if Mila get's the bruises from "running around like a renegade" why are they usually on her cheek and in the shape of finger prints??
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