The Ingham Family #286 The Very PR-Hungry Cotterpillar. What a load of balls.

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I wonder what Chris’ favourite Taylor Swift song is?
• All The (underaged) Girls You Loved Before?
• Don’t Blame Me?
• Champagne (up the wall) Problems?
• Everything Has Changed (after the allegations)?
• Fifteen (just how he likes them)?
• Forever & Always (Sarah Ingham)?
• Getaway Car(avan)?
• Hey Stephen (Steve)?
• I Did Something Bad?
• Karma?
• Only The Young?
• Snow (Baby) On The Beach?
• This Is Why We Can’t Have Nice Things?

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yuza said:
I wonder what Chris’ favourite Taylor Swift song is?
• All The (underaged) Girls You Loved Before?
• Don’t Blame Me?
• Champagne (up the wall) Problems?
• Everything Has Changed (after the allegations)?
• Fifteen (just how he likes them)?
• Forever & Always (Sarah Ingham)?
• Getaway Car(avan)?
• Hey Stephen (Steve)?
• I Did Something Bad?
• Karma?
• Only The Young?
• Snow (Baby) On The Beach?
• This Is Why We Can’t Have Nice Things?

feel free to add!
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You belong with me (but only when you’re pregnant)
 
yuza said:
I wonder what Chris’ favourite Taylor Swift song is?
• All The (underaged) Girls You Loved Before?
• Don’t Blame Me?
• Champagne (up the wall) Problems?
• Everything Has Changed (after the allegations)?
• Fifteen (just how he likes them)?
• Forever & Always (Sarah Ingham)?
• Getaway Car(avan)?
• Hey Stephen (Steve)?
• I Did Something Bad?
• Karma?
• Only The Young?
• Snow (Baby) On The Beach?
• This Is Why We Can’t Have Nice Things?

feel free to add!
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22 (is far to old for a pedalo)
 
yuza said:
I wonder what Chris’ favourite Taylor Swift song is?
• All The (underaged) Girls You Loved Before?
• Don’t Blame Me?
• Champagne (up the wall) Problems?
• Everything Has Changed (after the allegations)?
• Fifteen (just how he likes them)?
• Forever & Always (Sarah Ingham)?
• Getaway Car(avan)?
• Hey Stephen (Steve)?
• I Did Something Bad?
• Karma?
• Only The Young?
• Snow (Baby) On The Beach?
• This Is Why We Can’t Have Nice Things?

feel free to add!
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Album cover Chris Swiftie

‘I did something bad’ this song was written by Mr Ingham after his first phonecall to Levi.

‘Love story - the tale of one man’s dedication to Tom DeLonge’ (also sometimes roxette).

‘Wildest dreams’ this hit is heavily based on being allowed in America again.

‘Gorgeous’ also knows as ‘gorgeous babe’ for when talking to Isabelle.

‘Look what you made me do’ legend has it this plays every time coffee goes up the wall.

‘You need to calm down’ this song was actually inspired by a kayak encounter when Mr Ingram was fangirled by a man silly enough to care about children’s safety.

‘Run’ this describes Mr Inghams life on the run, in his little DPD van.

‘Renegade’ what he pretends to lovingly call the child and dog he doesn’t like.

‘bye bye baby’ this is a duet with Mrs Ingham-swiftie and is based on the get-bored-of-new-baby-when-they-no-longer-bring-in-the-views model.

‘fifteen’ how many boxes of just for men he buys a week.

and finally

‘illicit affairs’ titles speaks for itself.

I have a thousand more but I’ll stop.
 
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yuza said:
I wonder what Chris’ favourite Taylor Swift song is?
• All The (underaged) Girls You Loved Before?
• Don’t Blame Me?
• Champagne (up the wall) Problems?
• Everything Has Changed (after the allegations)?
• Fifteen (just how he likes them)?
• Forever & Always (Sarah Ingham)?
• Getaway Car(avan)?
• Hey Stephen (Steve)?
• I Did Something Bad?
• Karma?
• Only The Young?
• Snow (Baby) On The Beach?
• This Is Why We Can’t Have Nice Things?

feel free to add!
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‘Look what you made me do’ When creepy blamed his victims going public for the reason he takes antidepressant
 
They couldn't go swimming because they wanted to film something different. Which was soft play and at the same time the others in the arcade area. That was it, for a day on holiday. If they started in the morning there would have been plenty of time for swimming, soft play, arcade and other things too but more like they didn't make it out until the swimming pool was closed. They've done plenty of holidays where the entire holiday is just pool day every day.
 
Iddiebiddie said:
Can I just say how much I love that “Hi Steve” has stayed a permanent thread opener since we found out he was reading here years ago. You guys are great.

Also, I’ve been fortunate enough to see Taylor 7 times over the course of her career to date, and it’s been hard enough to get tickets in the past. That was before she’s blown up even more and had the current tour all over TikTok… Minghams won’t have any presale access AND they’ll have to get up before 9am to join the ticketmaster queue. Can’t see that happening!
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Ah .but can you imagine the deluded pair`s conversation behind closed doors?? S "Hey babe ,you know how sooper dooper famous we are?" C "yeah babe ,course"S."Well ,if you put Taylor Swift in the (clickbait we never use :rolleyes: ) ,she`s bound to watch our pow/wow/incredibly amazing videos ,and we`ll get freebie tickets"!! "C Ok ,babe ,you gorgeous beuuuutiful hunk of womanhood :sick:..consider it doneS. NOw ,how can we (bribe/scam) tell the girls?" S "i`ll leave it to you babe ,with all your cinematographic experience ". :)
 
One of the tackiest items in the house is the ikea drinks trolley with a lit up BAR sign above it.oozes set for life money no object .
By the way creepy move the drinks away from your young children.
loved the description of yesterdays vlog .minghams rolling pennies.
coastline erosion and the idiot has to take a close look.
 
yuza said:
I wonder what Chris’ favourite Taylor Swift song is?
• All The (underaged) Girls You Loved Before?
• Don’t Blame Me?
• Champagne (up the wall) Problems?
• Everything Has Changed (after the allegations)?
• Fifteen (just how he likes them)?
• Forever & Always (Sarah Ingham)?
• Getaway Car(avan)?
• Hey Stephen (Steve)?
• I Did Something Bad?
• Karma?
• Only The Young?
• Snow (Baby) On The Beach?
• This Is Why We Can’t Have Nice Things?

feel free to add!
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I think this sums him up
 

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Just seen the video of jace and Mila singing on their Facebook page, just 3 observations...

1, When Mila dropped something Jace decided to use his foot to hide it under a duvet on the floor so she couldn't have it after.

2, I could understand what Mila was singing more then Jace.

3, Why oh why is Mila always the "naughty" one 🙄🙄
 
hayley said:
Just seen the video of jace and Mila singing on their Facebook page, just 3 observations...

1, When Mila dropped something Jace decided to use his foot to hide it under a duvet on the floor so she couldn't have it after.

2, I could understand what Mila was singing more then Jace.

3, Why oh why is Mila always the "naughty" one 🙄🙄
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He’s just turned into a very unlikeable child

And now Mila is partly doing what a lot of children her age do and also mimicking what he has been doing to her all the time i.e. ‘pushing’ but of course they are very quick to chastise Mila whereas they have made Jace into the spiteful selfish bullying child he is
 
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