The Ingham Family #256 Pimping your daughter to pay the bills, giving perverts 20 quid thrills

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The nappies are going to be PERFECT and she LOVES them but she's never used that style. She did have a good feel of her new reusable sanitary towels before she said that it feels like the nicest quality san pro she's ever felt (nice mental image of her randomly groping tampons in B&M) but obvs, she hasn't used those either. The whole package could be total rubbish but as long as it looks pretty.
 
Shazza D said:
She has no idea with kids, they are just real life dolls! Following on from my earlier comment back in the day you bought 24 terry towelling nappies, 12 day and 12 night they were white! And nothing nicer than seeing your Snow White nappies blowing on the line smelling of fairy snow! Apologies to younger tattlers lol but reusable nappies are not a new thing! And you didn’t choose because of colour or pattern
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She has no clue. I used reusables 10 years ago. I bought twelve, and won one. I ended up buying some hemp inserts for overnights, and my mum sent me some terry towel flats that I couldn't find in the US (the BEST!). Spent, all together, about $150. Did a wash every other day, and once he was potty trained, i was able to pass them on to someone else. Buying dozens and dozens of them kind of defeats the whole object of trying to make less waste. She's clearly a shopping addict.
 
When you think about it, all this eco friendly thing isn't new. I remember when lemonade and fizzy drinks came in glass bottles that you returned to the off-licence and got 10p back for every empty, my Mother always took bags with her when she went shopping or if she was buying something heavy, she took her shopping trolley. Nappies were Terry towelling and were washed either by hand or in the machine, they were soaked in a bucket with a lid on it. We often went and did a big shop on a Friday evening and carried our shopping out in a cardboard box. You had a bath and hair wash on a Sunday night and dried your hair off by the fire, we put bread on a long fork and toasted it by the fire.
 
GreaseMop said:
She hasn't got more reusable nappies has she? How old is Mila, 15 months? I thought she's previously claimed at least Isla and Jace potty trained quickly and easily so if Mila follows suit she's hardly going to need millions of nappies. As usual Lazy can never get a few of something she always has to go overboard.
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Gifted

babybelle said:
Why are all those reusable nappies labelled with when to use them? What I mean is some have stick on labels saying night time use. Surely if Sarah ordered them, she would know what she ordered. Mila is going to be an oap before she uses all of those nappies.
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Because they were gifted
 
Shazza D said:
She has no idea with kids, they are just real life dolls! Following on from my earlier comment back in the day you bought 24 terry towelling nappies, 12 day and 12 night they were white! And nothing nicer than seeing your Snow White nappies blowing on the line smelling of fairy snow! Apologies to younger tattlers lol but reusable nappies are not a new thing! And you didn’t choose because of colour or pattern
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Memories of being a kid and seeing my sisters outside on the line drying 😍
 
teaandtoast8 said:
Lazy won’t take Jace out with her because he is unwell and she doesn’t want her Nannar to get ill from his germs. But he can go to IKEA and spread his germs all around members of the general public
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I thought that too. Absolute bellends the pair of them.

And how’s this for a quote from someone with no brains…
”The fish and chips look really good today. They’ve got no chips today, though. But those fish and chips look banging”. What a bleeping pillock. 🙄
 
babybelle said:
When you think about it, all this eco friendly thing isn't new. I remember when lemonade and fizzy drinks came in glass bottles that you returned to the off-licence and got 10p back for every empty, my Mother always took bags with her when she went shopping or if she was buying something heavy, she took her shopping trolley. Nappies were Terry towelling and were washed either by hand or in the machine, they were soaked in a bucket with a lid on it. We often went and did a big shop on a Friday evening and carried our shopping out in a cardboard box. You had a bath and hair wash on a Sunday night and dried your hair off by the fire, we put bread on a long fork and toasted it by the fire.
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How's this for eco-friendly? My mum's nappy bucket graduated to the communal sick bucket after everyone was potty trained. Now it's apparently in my dad's shed. That bucket is literally older than me, and I'm 44. 🤣
 
StrangeAsAngels said:
How's this for eco-friendly? My mum's nappy bucket graduated to the communal sick bucket after everyone was potty trained. Now it's apparently in my dad's shed. That bucket is literally older than me, and I'm 44. 🤣
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And everyone’s mum did the housework with old terry towelling nappies until they were threadbare. I can’t remember my mum buying a floorcloth for years.
 
Lazy tells us goodmorning. She wishes she has trees in the garden. She moans about her patio and the workers didnt ground it properly. Esme is wearing a dressing gown but they are setting off in 11 minutes. It takes Esme 1 hour to get dressed. Lazy is waiting for Mila to wake up as they are visiting nana today. Isla, Creepy and Jace are going to Ikea as Jace had a fever yesterday.

Lazy has a nappy package. Many reusable nappies. The usual mindless unpacking of boxes. Support small businesses! Lazy uses reusable sanitary products. Mila is awake. Izzy, Lazy, Esme and Mila go to TKMaxx with Nana. They find a £300 coat. Izzy finds really cuteee jumpers but they are too big.
Cuts to Creepy at Ikea. The playroom is getting completely transformed. The best part of Ikea for Isla are the meatballs. Cuts back to the girls. They laugh at shoes. Izzy tells Esme off for laughing at peoples styles. Mila is hugging a baby and has a red mark on her forehead. cleverrr girlllll. Esme talks about childrens toys. Isla loves kinder kids.

Creepy says the food was very nice. Montage of him piling stuff in the van. Does a boring shopping haul. Nana is on her scooter. Esme is sad because she wants sylvanian families. Lazy doesnt like the plasticky bits in sylvanian families. More looking at dolls by all. Nana sings to Mila. Esme does a weird impression of a doll. Lazy buys xmas presents for mila and isla. Esme makes weird Creepy (the person not adjective) looking faces to the camera while Lazy talks about games.

Theres going to be a complete transformation in the playroom tomorrow. Creepy must get home before Lazy because of the mess. All are back at home. Esme gives isla the xmas dress as a surprise present. Screeching.

Izzy does a haul of all the stuff she bought from b&m land today. It all looks soooo coollll. She is going to shows the clothes in tomorrows vlog. The end.
 

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babybelle said:
Why are all those reusable nappies labelled with when to use them? What I mean is some have stick on labels saying night time use. Surely if Sarah ordered them, she would know what she ordered. Mila is going to be an oap before she uses all of those nappies.
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Guarantee almost everything there, if not everything was gifted. She has one of each type of nappy and accessory by the looks of things that the company sell. Silly silly people as none of that stuff is cheap & got to have cost £100s looking at the website! She cleary had no idea what she had received and I don’t think she’d even looked at website properly either from what she said after she showed everything she had. Guessing she’s been on the beg again 😡
 
How many nappies does 1 Baby need?
With the amount she owns ... she never gets to the point where one item gets re-used

Islas Highlight of the day was food ... so so sad

Still don't understand a word the clevaaa boi says ...

Why those xmas rugs? Thought they have a bazillion snuggle hoods ?! What's the point?
 
HuncaMunca said:
And everyone’s mum did the housework with old terry towelling nappies until they were threadbare. I can’t remember my mum buying a floorcloth for years.
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my mum used old knickers as dust cloths when they were too small/broke 😂

MissWinnie said:
Jace seems to be asking Creepy for a bed in the vlog tonight. Sounds like he wants to transition to a proper bed so I wonder if they will actually do that for him now - he’s more than old enough to do that now.
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Especially as he asked, like she said he hasnt asked for a haircut
 
Don’t waste your time watching tonight’s vlog, if that’s what you can call it! Sarah having orgasms over nappies…. Again! Izzy and Esme and Sarah hyperventilating over dolls in the toy aisle, it appears as though they spent hours in the aisle too. How they can make money from tonight’s tit show I don’t know. I fast forwarded waiting to see what Islas present was, wasn’t worth the watch.
 
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