EARLY HALLOWEEN MAKEOVER LOOK!! (& COSTUME TRY ON!)
Everyone is upstairs getting ready for the day. The girls are doing schoolwork. Lazy has filmed a Sarah Screeches video and is having a home day sorting the cupboards, including bits she’s collected for Christmas like books. She’s going to do activities with Jace. She wants to know if she can still use the jelly she made for Jace four days ago before they went to Alton Towers. She used jelly so that it wouldn’t hurt Jace or Mila is they ate it. She wants to finish painting the playroom.
The seating area in the kitchen is being “homed up” soon as Creepstopher has finally agreed to it. He doesn’t want a rug but Lazy is getting one anyway. Isabelle comes down saying she could hear Lazy upstairs.
Lazy can probably be heard from Pluto. Creepstopher is building the media wall and is nipping out to Wickes today. He’s not doing anything to the wall, just building out. Lazy asks Isabelle if a carpenter cuts wood and says Creepstopher isn’t one but is good with wood.
His acting is certainly very wooden. He needs to pick up a tub of paint for Lazy.
Lazy pours Pom pons into a bowl. Jace uses tweezers to sort them into cups. Shots of other art supplies. Isla and Mila pull sticks out of holes in a cardboard box. Lazy then says they have another fun activity to do. Isla says she ripped Dipsy’s heart out. Lazy makes Jace close his eyes and then gives him the bowl of jelly with toys in. Isla is very excited to see this activity, which looks like it’s for 2 year olds. She takes a spoon and starts eating the jelly. Lazy then puts a bucket of jelly in front of them and Isla tucks in. She tells Isla not to eat it all. Jace starts eating the jelly.
Creepstopher wants to divorce Lazy as she has made a mess on that ugly coffee table. More footage of Jace and Mila. Lazy shows us the mess then begins to walk away Creepstopher tells foooooooo to get back there and she goes back to help clean the floor. He sits at the table whilst she cleans.
Jace and Mila are now in the playroom. Mila has a baby doll and gives it to Lazy. Prinny is in the room. Mila loves her until she looks at her. She is still waiting for Creepstopher to go to Wickes. They had a 10 minute debate about the media wall because he thinks it should stop at the skirting board but Lazy wants it to go to the floor. Mila is obsessed with babies. Lazy thinks it will look like it’s floating midair if it stops at the skirting board. Creepstopher wants it to look like it’s floating and to put lights underneath. They’ll argue later. Mila is rattly and has had a cold. There are lots of chuldren at theme parks with every bug under the sun. Lazy hasn’t told Creepstopher she’s painting the playroom wall completely white. She wants to paint half a sun with “sun things” coming off it.
They’re called rays you thick turd. Lazy has changed her mind over the playroom many times. She needs to go to ikea for toy storage, table and chairs and a wooden house. She is thinking about giving a Christmas present (a wooden supermarket) to Jace early because he won’t open it on Christmas Day and be like “wow that’s amazing”.
Oh the true colours are shining through. It’s all about the clickbaitable reactions.
Mila is having a nap. Creepstopher is off to the supermarket and Wickes. Esme is editing videos for her YouTube channel. Lazy is about to do an activity for Jace. She needs to build something. He’s a drama Queen because he wants to lay down for a bit. They were recently gifted a toucan pack with cute craft things in. They messaged Lazy with a 50% off link.
Creepstopher is buzzing because he got out of going to the shops. He has been editing videos since 7am and it now looks like it’s at least 5pm.
10 hours of editing and the vlogs are all still tit. It’s been a madness day. He told Lazy to go to the shops because she’s better at it than him. He gets to stay behind an dsort clothes. They have so much to do and didn’t keep on top of anything whilst they were away. Unfortunately they’ve come home to a slow puncture at the back of the caravan. It was flat when they went to Europe, Creepstopher pumped it up and now it’s very slowly going down.
Sounds like the great Wally pumped it up and didn’t repair the actual puncture. He installed a spiffy air pump into the front of the van for the sup boards. He gets the pump, starts the van and pumps the tyre. He check that the tyre is fine and then finds he has no fuel.
Lazy is still at the shops. Jace is downstairs asleep with a fever, which is unlike him. Mila has a bit of a cold.
Isla has something to tell us; she loves Christmas more than Halloween. Today she’s doing an early Halloween makeup look. She paints her face with a sponge. She then gets a dress out of the wardrobe in size 7-8 and it still fits her. Then she applies fake blood. She shows Creepstopher and he says it’s cool. Then she goes and sings Mary had a Little Lamb to Esme.
Isabelle tells us a story from when they lived in their first YouTube house. They got a scary Mary doll and it looked like Isla. Isabelle and Esme had ipods and were home alone with the scary possessed doll and it started singing on its own. The girls jumped off the bunk bed and Isabelle threw it down the stairs.
Isabelle was what, 9? A 9 year old in charge of a 5 (?) year old? That’s worse than a 4 month old being abandoned on a beach. They filmed a play doh video and there was a cat doll that slowly fell down. Granny Groomer gave Isabelle a hoodie and now Esme has stolen it. Isabelle told her not to put it on. They argue about it. Isabelle had a green jumper and lost it, Esme pretended not to know where it was but has recently started wearing it. This morning she said she wanted it back, Esme said no because she was wearing it, went into Isabelle’s room at 3pm and said she didn’t want it anymore, chucking it at her and put the pink hoodie on.
If any of my siblings treated me the way Esme treats Isabelle sometimes they would’ve ended up with a black eye. Oh I have some stories to tell. If the walls of our old house could talk… They’re in a mood where they want to sit in a room in silence.
Lazy has been cooking dinner. Her face is hot because she has been cooking dinner and is boiling.
No surprise there as she is wearing a hoodie. Creepstopher scammed her today because she thoughthe had gone to the shop. She enjoyed an hour at Aldi. Her breastfeeding vlog went out today. She had to film it today due to their busy weekend. There are so many lovely comments and she keeps thinking of things she wished she’d said. She tells the ifam to invest in a good sling wrap. She got a good wrap that she can’t remember the name of. Babies who are breastfed typically have 1 ounce an hour. Jace thinks salmon is chicken. Creepstopher put Jace’s glasses on but they’re not on his face.
Jace fell asleep this afternoon and didn’t get to show us the soooper doooooper awesome lantern he made. He demands the lights are turned off and Lazy does so. He calls Isla down. The lantern projects pictures onto the wall. Another reminder of the discount code. They are aimed up to 8 year old but Isla is 11 in April and loves things like this.
The difference is Isla is socially and emotionally stunted due to your negligence.
End of vlog.
It can’t get any better than this!
(that's not a dig at you, everyone gets his gender confused and Sarah lives for it)
but I’m on here lurking every day. I think you’re all wonderful and supportive of each other and definitely not trolls 
