CAMPING ON THE BEACH IN GREECE | VANLIFE PARADISE
Lazy starts the vlog. Last night she thought Creepstopher got out of the van, got in the front, turned the engine on and was sat there. She was so confused and half asleep. It turned out is was the bad boy boat that had docked in front of them. The van was vibrating for half an hour.
It usually only vibrates for 10 seconds as Lazy and Creepstopher try to conceive the next Baby Clickbait. They’re under the flight path for Corfu Airport. The boat sent Lazy back to sleep until the planes woke her up at 5am as she’s a light sleeper. The schedule was for 25 planes between 5:30am and 9:30am but they only heard 3. They’re up and about to jump on a boat back to the mainland.
The Inghams board the boat. The van won’t go up the big ramp so they need to use the smaller one, which is used for trucks. Footage of Mila on the boat. Jace is swinging in the side of the table. Esme and Isla are playing Roblox. They love the Adopt Me update. Isla asks the ifam what their favourite place to work on Adopt Me is. She likes to work at the pizza shop. Scenery shots. Shot of Mila asleep. Lazy thinks they’ve hit the jackpot with the beach they’re staying at.
Creepstopher and Lazy were laughing because they needed to go to the supermarket for butter and bread. The sat nav said it was a 9 minute drive. The only issue is when you’re doing a vertical climb up a 3000ft mountain and the shop is at the top, it takes half an hour. Jace is gripping onto Creepstopher’s headrest whilst he puts the awning up. Lazy loves it when there are other vanlifers close by with their awnings up as a he feels safer. Footage of Jace and Mila in the drivers seat of the van. Lazy has realised th awning sunshade thing is pointless as the sun is right in front of them and they’ll get no shade.
Time for a wash. The Inghams get in the sea. Drone shots. Creepstopher was bitten by fish a few times when they were at the last place.
Probably on his winky as it’s a similar size to a maggot. The water is crystal clear and you can see everything. This is the vanlife dream; van, ocean and beach. He is glad they left Corfu as he was feeling bad about leaving. They gave it enough of a chance. This is what he envisioned vanlife to be about.
Lazy has been down to the shore to collect pebbles for a pairing game for her and Jace. She has the stones and pens. Isabelle wants to draw on pebbles because it’s fun. Lazy draws spiders on the pebbles.
At least I think they’re spiders, they do resemble Creepstopher from above when he’s near the end of his hair loss journey. Jace has to match the spider pebbles to the number pebbles. Isabelle colours the pebbles. Lazy says the pebbles are great for making art with. She squeals that they should do a pumpkin pebbles.
Lazy feels like they’re in heaven. Their opinion of Corfu isn’t great.
Corfu’s opinion of you is even worse. The weather on this beach is perfect and they have a hot shower outside the van. Vanlifers crave outdoor showers. Lazy loves their shower. Shower with a view. Esme shouts at Mila to give her a kiss. Shots of the van, kids and Lazy.
Esme has discovered she can magnet her phone to the outdoor shower to take photos. Creepstopher is about to get some footage of the sunset. Isla is colouring rocks before digging a hole and putting them in there for someone to find. They’re about to have dinner and do a cookout on the beach.
Kettle whistles. The girls dance. Creepstopher can’t be bothered to get his hoodies and warm clothes out of the box on the roof as it would mean putting the awning away. The only thing he has in the van is a creased shirt. It has got chilly. Creepstopher still has his shorts on. Isabelle is always freezing.
Lazy,
you might want to take her to the GP for that one to make sure it’s nothing thyroid related. More crap dancing. Creepstopher shows us where the van is in comparison to the hotel and where they are watching the stars.
Lazy has come back to the van to end the vlog. She can see a mist or dust at the side of the stars and thinks it’s another galaxy. It looks so cool. Tonight was the clearest night they’ve had. Creepstopher has an app on his phone and the line Lazy saw was the Milky Way. She questioned if it was still the Milky away. They googled it and had a long discussion about how cool the Milky Way is. She explained to the girls that the Milky Way is only one solar system of 3200 other solar systems that are in the Milky Way. It’s not too unrealistic to believe there is life out there. We’re one solar system in a galaxy of at least 3200 others. There are trillions of solar systems. She loves how it prompts cool discussion. Lazy and Creepstopher learn even more facts on Google and Wikipedia each time. The only Galaxy and Milky Way Lazy would be interested in are the chocolate bars.
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